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Some Private Issues

Well, one of my friends live with his ex girlfriend. ex, cuz he is married to her now and after marriage he calls her ex gf and not wife. He asks me every year near his wedding anni. as to what gift should he give to her. Being accoutnat, he wants cheap but solid gift. Any suggestions?

Jokes!

JOB EVALUATION Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? Want to know the secret? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as their corresponding number: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% ---------------------------------------------------------------------- CORPORATE LESSONS! A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly got into an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while switching gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun repeated, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It read: "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: Always be well-informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- CORPORATE LESSONS! A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she returns to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your stakeholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- OSA

Ramazaan Mubarak Everybody!

May this be the month filled with inspiration filled with Imaan and Taqwaa. May the Almighty shower his blessings on you and your entire family all this month. ________________________ Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

Bush Is A Real Monkey

hi fellas Mr Bush is an ugliest man in the world. his face is like a MONKEY, a fu****g stupid monkey ruling on the America. If you compare the Monkey’s face with BUSH you gonna find, BUSH is actually a MONKEY. Mail your comments at damn@bush.com Regard SM...R[url][/url]

Have You Got Answer For Why???????

A student who hanged two puppies from a tree was jailed for six month about two weeks ago. Robert Howsam, 28, strug him housemste's dogs by their leads from a tree in a public park after he had an argument with her, a court heard. The catering student, a dog owner, was also disqualified from keeping any animal for five years. Magistrate told him: 'we feel these offences are so serious that only a custodial sentence is appropriate. That take into account that deaths of two dogs - the fact you deliberately hanged them together to die in a very horrific way'. Howsam said he would appeal but bail was refused. That is a justice which has given to the puppies, but who will give the justice to the suffering Muslims in Iraq, Kashmir and Chechnya etc etc. All over the world Muslims are suffering, In Palestian, Israel used to kill several innocent Muslims, In Afganistan several Muslims are killed, In kashmir several Muslims are mercilessly killed daily. who will give them a justice, why people are ignoring the humans and not providing them justice. Have you got answer for Why??????? SAJJAD DAR Edited by - sajjad_dar2000 on Oct 30 2003 7:52:30 PM

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Fate In Islam

This is a much lengthy topic; it can not be summarized in a day. Topics like ‘Fate’ require great knowledge and wisdom. So arguing in a childish way will not get us any result. SHAHI BUKHARI is believed by great Muslims to be the 2nd authentic book after Qur`an. As some of the questions about faith are required to be addressed so I will just try to tell what HADITH says about Fate. Vol 6, Book 60. Prophetic Commentary On The Qur'an.... Hadith 473. (Shahi Bukhari) Narrated By 'Ali: While we were in a funeral procession in Baqi Al-Gharqad, Allah's Apostle came and sat down, and we sat around him. He had a small stick in his hand and he bent his head and started scraping the ground with it. He then said, "There is none among you, and no created soul but has his place written for him either in Paradise or in the Hell-Fire, and also has his happy or miserable FATE (in the Hereafter) written for him." A man said, "O Allah's Apostle! Shall we depend upon what is written for us and give up doing (good) deeds? For whoever among us is destined to be fortunate (in the Hereafter), will join the fortunate peoples and whoever among us is destined to be miserable will do such deeds as are characteristic of the people who are destined to misery." The Prophet said, "Those who are destined to be happy (in the Hereafter) will find it easy and pleasant to do the deeds characteristic of those destined to happiness, while those who are to be among the miserable (in the Hereafter), will find it easy to do the deeds characteristic of those destined to misery." Then he recited: 'As for him who gives (in charity) and keeps his duty to Allah and believes in the Best reward from Allah, We will make smooth for him the path of ease. But he who is a greedy miser and thinks himself self sufficient, and gives the lie to the Best reward from Allah we will make smooth for him the path for evil.' (92.5-10) Vol 8, Book 77. Divine Will (Al-Qadar). Hadith 611. (Shahi Bukhari) Narrated By Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Adam and Moses argued with each other. Moses said to Adam. 'O Adam! You are our father who disappointed us and turned us out of Paradise.' Then Adam said to him, 'O Moses! Allah favored you with His talk (talked to you directly) and He wrote (the Torah) for you with His Own Hand. Do you blame me for action which Allah had written in my FATE forty years before my creation?' So Adam confuted Moses, Adam confuted Moses," the Prophet added, repeating the Statement three times. Vol 8, Book 77. Divine Will (Al-Qadar). Hadith 613. (Shahi Bukhari) Narrated By Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Take refuge with Allah from the difficulties of severe calamities, from having an evil end and a bad FATE and from the malicious joy of your enemies." Vol 8, Book 77. Divine Will (Al-Qadar). Hadith 593. (Shahi Bukhari) Allah's Apostle, the truthful and truly-inspired, said, "Each one of you collected in the womb of his mother for forty days, and then turns into a clot for an equal period (of forty days) and turns into a piece of flesh for a similar period (of forty days) and then Allah sends an angel and orders him to write four things, i.e., his provision, his age, and whether he will be of the wretched or the blessed (in the Hereafter). Then the soul is breathed into him. And by Allah, a person among you (or a man) may do deeds of the people of the Fire till there is only a cubit or an arm-breadth distance between him and the Fire, but then that writing (which Allah has ordered the angel to write) precedes, and he does the deeds of the people of Paradise and enters it; and a man may do the deeds of the people of Paradise till there is only a cubit or two between him and Paradise, and then that writing precedes and he does the deeds of the people of the Fire and enters it." Vol 8, Book 77. Divine Will (Al-Qadar). Hadith 595. (Shahi Bukhari) A man said, "O Allah's Apostle! Can the people of Paradise be known (differentiated) from the people of the Fire; The Prophet replied, "Yes." The man said, "Why do people (try to) do (good) deeds?" The Prophet said, "Everyone will do the deeds for which he has been created to do or he will do those deeds which will be made easy for him to do." (i.e. everybody will find easy to do such deeds as will lead him to his destined place for which he has been created). Vol 8, Book 77. Divine Will (Al-Qadar). Hadith 605. (Shahi Bukhari) The Prophet forbade vowing and said, "In fact, vowing (man`at mang`na) does not prevent anything, but it makes a miser to spend his property." Vol 8, Book 77. Divine Will (Al-Qadar). Hadith 609. (Shahi Bukhari) I did not see anything so resembling minor sins as what Abu Huraira said from the Prophet, who said, "Allah has written for the son of Adam his inevitable share of adultery whether he is aware of it or not: The adultery of the eye is the looking (at something which is sinful to look at), and the adultery of the tongue is to utter (what it is unlawful to utter), and the inner self wishes and longs for (adultery) and the private parts turn that into reality or refrain from submitting to the temptation. From the above so many Hadith I believe that Fate is written and can not be avoided by any means. We can not answer questions; why MEDONA was born in USA so her brought up was in an environment where she could not be a Muslim or even a good Christian? Why would be she put to fire. I can not take the credit for Prayers I offer, for any of my good deeds. It is a blessing from Allah, (lã hawla wa lã quwwata 'illã bil-lãhil 'azeezil-hakeemi) {there is neither might nor strength except by Allah [the `azeez and hakeem}. Dear friends, fate is a much complex concept. Surah/Chapter 005 Al-Mâ'idah. Verse 29. Lo! I would rather thou would bear the PUNISHMENT of the sin against me and yours own sin and become one of the owners of the Fire. That is the reward of evil doers. Surah/Chapter 029 Al-'Ankabût. Verse 38. And (the tribes of) Aad and Thamud! (Their fate) is manifest unto you from their (ruined and deserted) DWELLINGs. Satan made their deeds seem fair unto them and so debarred them from the Way, though they were keen observers. So it is confusing that why people would be punished for sins if there is fate element in their acts. I have personal experience of fate playing a vital and crucial and important and decisive and very very very eminent role. So I would suggest that what concerns us is that there going to be a day of judgment where we will be shown our deeds: good or bad. So purpose of believing in FATE is that you should stick to Islam and should try, on every test of this life, to stick with the teachings of Islam, not fearing from the worldly loses. What ever happens to us is from the LOHAY MEHFOOZ, and can not be avoided. So I should leave it here as it is. Surah/Chapter 005 Al-Mâ'idah. Verse 101. O ye who believe! Ask not of things which, if they were made KNOWN unto you, would trouble you; but if ye ask of them when the Qur'an is being revealed, they will be made KNOWN unto you. Allah pardoneth this, for Allah is Forgiving, Clement. I want to make one thing clear that debating on such topics in not what Islam demands from us. As from one Hadith (I can’t remember reference at present) the meaning of which is {One day Muhammad (Peace be upon him) was passing by some men of Medina who were arguing with each other on FATE, The Prophet showed his anger and said that it were things like this which brought the ruin of earlier nations. } So my friends instead of arguing idly we should conserve our energy for much greater purpose; I mean, Propagation of Islam.

Matrix Revolutions

As it seems that the activity on this forum has gone down.... lets cheer up. yesterday matrix revolutions was released over the world.. n i had the opportunity to see the movie. ...ppl say sequels are'nt always better and most of the time they are right. they have really upped the graphics and fights... frankly it was too futuristic and unfortunately it lost the human touch of matrix 1. lots of fights..., machines, robots and the final duel of Neo with Mr Smith... ... the graphics are amazing however ppl who wanted an improvement on storyline etc. will be disappointed. wont tell story as it will spoil the fun. All in all.... diehard matrix fans will anyway watch it.... others... well it depends.. but the hype it has generated means almost every movie fan will watch it. so strap your buckles and go for it

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Admin Please Respond.

Hey admin, I m little bit confused about the time of posts of this forum, which time this forum follows, as Its 02:15 AM by my watch when i m going to post this message, and now look what time it is going to display of my posting. S M R