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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person could go,and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going."A million dollars", he answered,"because I wish to donate it to M.I.T. "

The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars."I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,"and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was a Pakistani politician.When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars." "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

The Pakistani Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1million, and we'll give the American engineer $1 million and send him to Mars."
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S M R
haha ... smr this really reflects on how things have been run in out country by the politicians. SCOUNDRELS and nothing more is what they are!<font color=red></font id=red>

OSA
Pretty damned INTELLIGENT Scoundrels, i might add! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Waisey... the politicians are a representative of a nation and generally reflect what the awam of the nation is like... i guess that we all are scoundrels at heart. I mean, if we'd get a chance like them, we'd all do the same... wouldnt we?