lets share some sort of fun by posting funny sms/jokes/poetry/quotations/events or anything else
let me start by posting a sms i like most
"yar mijhay kuch paisay chaheyeah
kuch dinno kliyea
mana na kerna
i know u have
i will return soon
A sardar was talking to ATM "
kahani
abhi raat bohat ho gae hai
or suraj bhi sar pe hay
fan band hai
phir bhi sardi lag rahi hay
or paseenay say bura haal ho chuka hay
main abhi bike start ker k
taxi main beth ker
rikshaw se utar k
bus walay ko kiraya day ker
lahore railway station ja raha hoon
dost ki flight hay
woe dubae say aa raha hay
usay pakistan jana hai
or cycle b puncter ho gae hay
petrol mil gay to
ghora gari me beth jaon ga
wasy aj meri tang main dard hay
or padal chalnay main maza araha hay
Moral of the Story
Farigh Log sub kuch end tak pertay hain
waisay app log kia iss kissam ka fun like nahi kertay?
A sms i received last days
aik admi nay apni bv ko hiran (deer) ka goshat la ker diya
bv nay goshat paka ker bachooon k samnay rakh ker kaha
yeah us janwar ka goshat hay jiss k naam say tumharay papa akser mijhay bullatay hain -- bataoo janwer ka naam kiya hay
one of the kids shouted after thinking for while
<b>Oayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy na kahna khottti hay khottti </b>
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
A joke i read in newspaper
KSA Embassy nay Altaaf bhai ki Hajj Application reject ker diiiiiiiiiii
Reason
Sochooo
Sochoooooo
Sochooooooooooo
Woe politix ki terha Hajj bhi phone per kerna chah rahay thay
LOLzzzzzzz
Couple came on a wishing well.. The wife leaned over made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too but he leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. the wife was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said "it really works !"P
kia us tarah ki bhi sms suna saktai hain P..
An intelligent husband's prayer
GOD
please give me wisdom to understand my darling & patience to deal with her moods!
Dont give me STRENGTH otherwise ill kill herP
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<br />kia us tarah ki bhi sms suna saktai hain P..
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sarfrazzzzz
sunanay ko jaisay merzi jokes sunaoooo
but post kertay waqt zara khiyaal rakhna
actulally logon ka sense of humor kis level ka hai ye pata na ho to dar he lagta hai P... warna suna nai ko to bohat kuch hai p
Sarfaraz khan.
Haan dear Jo Pakistan main Achay Achay sms atay hain un main jo khoob hassanay walay hon Woh share kar lia karo Atleast main tu parh hi loonga. Kyun k mujhay woh mazay mazay k sms parhnay ko nahi miltay Yahaan. Bechara ek dost kardia karta tha Lakin abb uss nay bhi text karna chor dia Shayad kuch expensive perta hoga usay, Anyways.
Regards.
A little boy went to an ice cream shop & asked
How much a large cup costs?
Waiter Rs.15
The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket.
Then he asked How much a small cup cost?
WaiterRs.12
The boy asked for a small cup.He had it, paid bill & left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty cup,he had tears in his eyes 2 see that the boy had left Rs.3 as tip for him.
Always Try to give something to everyone out of whatever little u have....
Such a Nation will only Rise!
es sms ko forward kanai main i know..waiters ka bohat bara hat hoga....P..
and offcourse then..such hotels will only rise P
Well said sarfrazzzzzzzz
kabhi kabhi tum bohat allaaaah derjay ka mazaaaak kertay hooo
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