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Topic author: Kasim
Subject: Fun Corner
Posted on: Feb 15 2010 1:24:01 PM
Message:

lets share some sort of fun by posting funny sms/jokes/poetry/quotations/events or anything else

let me start by posting a sms i like most

"yar mijhay kuch paisay chaheyeah
kuch dinno kliyea
mana na kerna
i know u have
i will return soon




A sardar was talking to ATM "

Replies:


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Feb 20 2010 1:02:27 PM
Message:

kahani

abhi raat bohat ho gae hai
or suraj bhi sar pe hay
fan band hai
phir bhi sardi lag rahi hay
or paseenay say bura haal ho chuka hay
main abhi bike start ker k
taxi main beth ker
rikshaw se utar k
bus walay ko kiraya day ker
lahore railway station ja raha hoon
dost ki flight hay
woe dubae say aa raha hay
usay pakistan jana hai
or cycle b puncter ho gae hay
petrol mil gay to
ghora gari me beth jaon ga
wasy aj meri tang main dard hay
or padal chalnay main maza araha hay

Moral of the Story
Farigh Log sub kuch end tak pertay hain


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Feb 20 2010 2:14:11 PM
Message:

waisay app log kia iss kissam ka fun like nahi kertay?


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 09:30:34 AM
Message:

A sms i received last days

aik admi nay apni bv ko hiran (deer) ka goshat la ker diya
bv nay goshat paka ker bachooon k samnay rakh ker kaha

yeah us janwar ka goshat hay jiss k naam say tumharay papa akser mijhay bullatay hain -- bataoo janwer ka naam kiya hay

one of the kids shouted after thinking for while

Oayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy na kahna khottti hay khottti

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 09:36:36 AM
Message:

A joke i read in newspaper

KSA Embassy nay Altaaf bhai ki Hajj Application reject ker diiiiiiiiiii

Reason



Sochooo


Sochoooooo



Sochooooooooooo



Woe politix ki terha Hajj bhi phone per kerna chah rahay thay

LOLzzzzzzz


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 10:00:21 AM
Message:

Couple came on a wishing well.. The wife leaned over made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too but he leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. the wife was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said "it really works !":P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 10:00:57 AM
Message:

kia us tarah ki bhi sms suna saktai hain :P..


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 10:02:09 AM
Message:

An intelligent husband's prayer:

GOD
please give me wisdom to understand my darling & patience to deal with her moods!
Dont give me STRENGTH otherwise ill kill her:P


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 10:10:05 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

kia us tarah ki bhi sms suna saktai hain :P..



sarfrazzzzz
sunanay ko jaisay merzi jokes sunaoooo
but post kertay waqt zara khiyaal rakhna


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 2:32:41 PM
Message:

actulally logon ka sense of humor kis level ka hai ye pata na ho to dar he lagta hai :P... warna suna nai ko to bohat kuch hai :p


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 3:38:51 PM
Message:


Sarfaraz khan.

Haan dear Jo Pakistan main Achay Achay sms atay hain un main jo khoob hassanay walay hon Woh share kar lia karo Atleast main tu parh hi loonga. Kyun k mujhay woh mazay mazay k sms parhnay ko nahi miltay Yahaan. Bechara ek dost kardia karta tha Lakin abb uss nay bhi text karna chor dia Shayad kuch expensive perta hoga usay, Anyways.

Regards.


Reply author: aamalik
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 4:48:28 PM
Message:

A little boy went to an ice cream shop & asked:
How much a large cup costs?

Waiter: Rs.15
The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket.
Then he asked: How much a small cup cost?

Waiter:Rs.12
The boy asked for a small cup.He had it, paid bill & left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty cup,he had tears in his eyes 2 see that the boy had left Rs.3 as tip for him.

Always Try to give something to everyone out of whatever little u have....

Such a Nation will only Rise!


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 4:52:25 PM
Message:

es sms ko forward kanai main i know..waiters ka bohat bara hat hoga....:P..
and offcourse then..such hotels will only rise :P


Reply author: aamalik
Replied on: Sep 18 2010 7:45:41 PM
Message:

:D


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 19 2010 10:03:07 AM
Message:

Well said sarfrazzzzzzzz
kabhi kabhi tum bohat allaaaah derjay ka mazaaaak kertay hooo
keep on contributing


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 20 2010 09:15:35 AM
Message:

:D shukrea shukrea tere mehrabani :P


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 20 2010 09:59:58 AM
Message:

Ufone wali k Jazz wali?


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 20 2010 10:06:33 AM
Message:

U FONE d


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 21 2010 6:16:41 PM
Message:

Dr: Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Mareez: Pehly sy ziada kharab hai.
Dr: Dawai khali thee?
Mareez: Nahe dawa ki shishi tou bhari hui the.
Dr: I mean dawai leli thee?
Mareez: Ji aap ny di thee tou mai ny lay lee thee.
Dr: Bewoqouf dawai pi li thee?
Mareez: Nahi ji dawai tou laal thee.
Dr: Abhe gadhy dawai ko pi lia tha?
Mareez: Nahe sahab piliya tou mujhy hai.
Dr: Kaminey dawa ko moun se laga k pait mai dala tha?
Mareez: Nahe
Dr: Kiyoun?
Mareez: Aap ny he tou kaha tha k chamch sy peena.


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Sep 21 2010 8:52:51 PM
Message:

hahahhahahaham gd annumz

Old aunties use to tease me on weddings, pinching my cheeks saying " Next are you" they stoped doing so when i started to do the same with them on Fuerals. :-)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 21 2010 9:43:38 PM
Message:

Toni : yaar sadi miss kendi ay k bhens da doodh pean naal demagh tez honda ay..



papu: gapp mardi ay je ey gal hondi tay bhens da apna bacha Chartered Accountant na hunda?


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 01:27:41 AM
Message:


Anamz.

Good Yaar.

Regards.


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 08:55:45 AM
Message:

A Pakistani to another

India Pakistan ki Taqseeem bilkul insaaaf per howi thi
dosra woe kaisay
1st one
sikh un k hisay main aye
or pathan hamaray


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 09:31:10 AM
Message:

ahahahahaah safoora fit hai :D:D:D


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 10:58:55 AM
Message:

Boys are the most busy people in the world.........
1 hand on stearing
1 hand on gear
1 leg on clutch
1 leg on accelerator
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road
1 eye on girls
Nose on breath
Mouth on cigarette
All tension in one time phir bhe larkon ko farigh kehty hain, galat baat!


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 11:26:33 AM
Message:

gud one anumz .hahhahah


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 3:34:38 PM
Message:

Go to hell

u


yes u all


all of u forum members


and i mean it



cause


only u people can make hell the heaven with ur jokes/fun loving natures and smiles etc



Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 6:23:35 PM
Message:

Jahan Ki Khilawat
Mai Zulul Nahi
Ayega
Gam-E-Tohin Se
Kubul Nahi
Ayega
Maklul Ki
Ibrat Hai Ye
Qurfa Ghalib
Demagh Phat
Jaye Ga Par Ye
Shair Samjh Nahi
Aaye Ga


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Sep 22 2010 7:11:37 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Kasim

Go to hell

u


yes u all


all of u forum members


and i mean it



cause


only u people can make hell the heaven with ur jokes/fun loving natures and smiles etc






lead tum kro gy na hum sb ko? :)


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 23 2010 2:13:53 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Kasim

Go to hell

u


yes u all


all of u forum members


and i mean it



cause


only u people can make hell the heaven with ur jokes/fun loving natures and smiles etc







For today its like this

Go to heaven few of u

hopefully u will understand the remaining -lol


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Sep 23 2010 4:47:33 PM
Message:

still!! lead to tum hi kro gy na ? :p


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 23 2010 5:55:53 PM
Message:

Agar Columbus married hota to kabhe America discover na ka pata kiyoun k:
Us sy kisi ny nahe pocha
1- Kahan ja rahy ho
2- Kyun?
3- Kis k sath?
4- Mujhe b ly chalo
5- Wapis kab aao gy?
6- Ghar reh kar he discover kr lo
7- Meri Ammi ko he ly jao.
8- Mery liay kya lao gy?
9- Pohanch k fone karma.
10- Wapsi py dahe laity ana.


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 23 2010 7:44:51 PM
Message:


Same with Quaid-e-Azam I Think. Meray khayal say un ki bhi Shadi nahi hui thi ( Correct me fellows if I m Wrong). Anyways Nice one Anamz, Though i disagree goron ki bivian itni Leechar nahi hoti Iss liay Colombus agar shadi shuda hota tab bhi USA discover kar leta, Unless uss nay kisi Pakistani larki say shadi naa ki hoti.

Regards.



Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 23 2010 9:23:09 PM
Message:

SILENCE is the best answer to all the Questions!


SMILE is the best reaction in all the situations!


Unfortunately both never help in VIVA and INTERVIEW!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 23 2010 9:24:41 PM
Message:

Sardar Jee Driving on the wrong Side of the road

And

he became upset and Said



Aaj Phir LAte Hugaya...

sAray Log Wapis JA Ray hain..:O


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 23 2010 9:27:25 PM
Message:

ToUghT Ov ThE DaY!

WhEn U r SingLe, alL U SeE ArE HaPPy CouPlEz..

&

WhEn U gEt MarRiEd.. AlL U SeE aRe HapPy SingLez..:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 09:37:04 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

SILENCE is the best answer to all the Questions!


SMILE is the best reaction in all the situations!


Unfortunately both never help in VIVA and INTERVIEW!




hahahahahahhahahaha hhohoho correct :D:D:D:


wesai silence is the worst feed back as well..


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 10:45:56 AM
Message:

Nobody teaches
volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to rise,
Hurricanes to sway
around,
And
No-one teaches how to choose a husband..
Natural disasters just
happen!!


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 10:59:17 AM
Message:

ye aurtain apni adhe umar husband k talsh main laga de te hain..
or baqe ki adhe umar us ki talashi main :'(...


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 12:05:41 PM
Message:

females ki sari tensions un ki shadi say pehlay tak k waqt main hoti hain
baad main tension laynay ko husbands joe hotay hain


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 12:07:23 PM
Message:

mijhay lag raha hay k kuch arsay main
ladies vs mens ka topic likhna paray ga
agger issi tasalsul say ham bacharay merdooon per
jokes post kiyeah jatay rahay


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 8:26:53 PM
Message:

Arz Kia hayy...



Mere Dil k Bavarchi Khanay Mai...
Teri Yaad ka Cholha Jalta hay..


wah wah wah

Tere IShq k Pakoray Paktay hain
Jin me SHAN ka masala dalta hay!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 8:30:13 PM
Message:

Hum gaye Thay Usay Mana nay k liye

WOh Khafa Khafa Acha laga,
hum ne Khafa hi Rehnay DIaa,,,


TASHREEH:

SHair apni mehboona se keh ray hain..


GO TO HELL!! :P;)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 11:28:57 PM
Message:

Hamari Kismat ka ye Pehlu Tu Zara Dekho
'FARAZ'

Jab humne usay kaha " I LOVE YOU!"

Woh boli..


.
.
.
.
LALA ZAMA ENGLISH NA RAAZI....
MA PAKHTOON DE! :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 11:34:15 PM
Message:


So Sad.

Tum iss baar mujhay bol kar dakho :)

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 24 2010 11:37:11 PM
Message:

Sister: Larka kesa hay?
Brother: larka acha hay..engineer hay..Dekhnay me Film ka hero Lagta hay...
Sister: konsi Film ka?
Brother: PAA! :P


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Sep 25 2010 09:57:07 AM
Message:

Friend: If u call ur mother as MUM? wat will u call ur mother's younger nd elder sis?

Sardar: MINIMUM, and MAXIMUM


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 25 2010 09:58:39 AM
Message:

:D:D:D:D:D


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 25 2010 10:59:07 AM
Message:

A girl in train was
Reading a book called.
MEN.
It said ITALIAN MEN R
THE MOST CHARMING N
PAKISTANI MEN R THE
MOST HANDSOME IN THE
WORLD.
A man sitting beside her
Was also reading that
Book secretly. After
Sometime the girl
Turned to him n asked
his name. He said:
“ANTONIO WARRIACH”


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 25 2010 11:13:54 AM
Message:

* MoSt HeaRt TouchinG LinE in ThE World*:







































Message Sending Failed Due To Insufficient Balance
PleAse Recharge Your Account And Try Again :D ;)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 25 2010 11:15:24 AM
Message:

Bap: beta aaj tak tumne aisa koi kaam nai kia jis se mera Sar Ouncha hugaya hoo

Beta: yaad karain papa..aik dafa mene ap k sar k neechay 3 takiye rakhay thay :p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 25 2010 11:22:01 AM
Message:

Height Of Confidence!

Once Many Professors wer called and asked to sit in an aeroplane


After they sat, they were informed that the plance is made by their Students!


all of them ran and got out of plane except one...

People asked him the reason, he said:

If its made by my students IT WONT EVEN START :D


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 25 2010 11:54:41 AM
Message:

A call centre operator for electricity company, once had a woman call to ask if they could turn off the power to her house because she was now at work and had realised she'd left the curling iron on.


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 26 2010 6:17:55 PM
Message:

Naraz female friend ko mananay k liyeah usay yeah sms subah k waqt kijeah

Malka Alia

App jab

apni sultanat-a-waseeh-o-areez k ghambeer masaeeel apni akal-mutakabir say hal kr k
apni dollat-a-karoon k khazanooo k anbar pay phudak phudak k
apnay husn-a-baypanaaah wa hosh raba main mazeed bijliyaan download ker k
apnay faraghat k haseen-o-jameel lamhaaat guzarr k

bore ho rahi hoon tu

is khaaksaar ko
dil-a-baykaraar ko
banda-a-baykaar ko

apnay robarooo paish honay ka
apni khidmat main haziri daynay ka
do char pal ki khushiyaan laynay ka

mouqa atta ker k

is na cheez pay
hasti-a-zareef pay

ahsaan-a-azeem ker k

apnay zaraf a alishaan ka
akhouwat a pakistan ka (onlyif agger koi or line mil nahi rahi hoo)

izhaar kertay howay

apnay
malka-a-mauffi (miss forgiveness) honay k khitaab (write the best feauter u have found in her here) ko apmay iqbal a buland say muafiq honay ka sabout faraham ker dijeah ga

takay sanad rahay or bawakat a zaroorat kaam aye

in shorts i mean
o madam when u wakeup and dont feel angry upon me anymore sms me LOLz

Aggar phir bhi woe sang dil haseena raam na hoot u app mijh say private main advice lay saktay hain lolz
Hanss main iss liyeah raha hoon k

kon(me) kia keh raha hay lolz

regards


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 27 2010 09:34:09 AM
Message:

bhai a to paka breakup karwao gai :O


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 27 2010 7:18:48 PM
Message:

yar abb tum tu dil na toroo na mera
main nay itna time laga k soacha tha and likha tha yeah sub
ous nay bhi aggay say koi level ka jawab nahi diyeah tha
buss bateesiii k dant ginwa diyeah thay lolz


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 27 2010 11:50:16 PM
Message:

Father to Son: agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhe apna baap mat kehna!

next day...

Father: kia bana Result ka..??

Son: bs Mushtaq bhai mat puchoo... pehla sawal hi yahi tha k ' KIS NE KAHA THA PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KAM KERDO??:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 09:58:59 AM
Message:

ahhahahahahahhahaha :D tide :D


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 10:54:10 AM
Message:

Modern Dictionary:

MUHABBAT: jis k dam se restaurants abaad hain.:P

STUDENT: mustaqbil ka berozgaar

PARDA: jisay larkiyan khirki pe daal ti hain :P

KITAB: waqt zaya kernay ka zariya

DIL: bagher operation k b kisi ko de sekte hain

COLLEGE: tafreeh gah!!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 10:55:42 AM
Message:

hamari muhabbat ka imtehan mat lo 'FARAZ" ki behan FARZANA!!

hamary pehlay hi imtehaan honay walay hain SALANA


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 11:03:48 AM
Message:

hahahaahhaahahahaahah :D hohohooo



Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 12:05:12 PM
Message:

A famous inspirational speaker said;
"best years of my life were spent in d arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!

Audience was in shock n silence.

He added; she was my mother.
Applause n laughter!

A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink,he said loudly 2 his wife,in the kitchen;
best years of my life were spent in d arms of a woman who was not my wife!

standing for a moment, trying to recall the 2nd half,he finally blurted out;I cant remember who she was
By the time he regained his senses,he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water.






MORAL:DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN NOT PASTE......... :p


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 2:28:55 PM
Message:

hahahhahahahaha ahhahah:D


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 4:14:52 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Kasim

yar abb tum tu dil na toroo na mera
main nay itna time laga k soacha tha and likha tha yeah sub
ous nay bhi aggay say koi level ka jawab nahi diyeah tha
buss bateesiii k dant ginwa diyeah thay lolz




kasim...u sure k usny bteesi k dant ginwae thy?zra zehn py zor daina.
wo to bta rai thi mujhy k bus muskurai thi.or ye bhi k jumlon mai b kuch frk tha.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

sarfraz....by the way treeqa kamyab hai (maiti guarantee)"hae bichari masoom kuryan jaldi behl jati hain"


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 4:19:33 PM
Message:

:$ kia mutlab??? kon sa tareqa ??:$.. main nai kia kia?? kon bhela ???:O


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 6:49:02 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by WARDAH

quote:
Originally posted by Kasim

yar abb tum tu dil na toroo na mera
main nay itna time laga k soacha tha and likha tha yeah sub
ous nay bhi aggay say koi level ka jawab nahi diyeah tha
buss bateesiii k dant ginwa diyeah thay lolz




kasim...u sure k usny bteesi k dant ginwae thy?zra zehn py zor daina.
wo to bta rai thi mujhy k bus muskurai thi.or ye bhi k jumlon mai b kuch frk tha.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

sarfraz....by the way treeqa kamyab hai (maiti guarantee)"hae bichari masoom kuryan jaldi behl jati hain"



yar uss nay tumhain bhi bata diyeah hay k woe raat ko bateesi bahir nikal k sotti hay
mijhay tu manah kiya tha us nay kissi ko batanay say or khud saray zamanay ko batati phirti hay
anyway sanu ki and tanu ki


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 28 2010 7:18:20 PM
Message:

Imagine if U join NASA.. after 1 month the americanz will have to chnage the name from NASA to




SATYANASA!! :P :D


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 09:28:11 AM
Message:

ahhahahahahahhahahah :D..

a kidnapper send a finger of a woman as a proof to her husband and demanded money..

husband replied ..i want more profs ...mundi bhejo ..mundi :D:D:D :P:P:P


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 11:33:47 AM
Message:

this joke is too old but it always make me laugh.
how was NISAAR born?
jawani jan-e-man
haseen dilruba
mily do dil jawan
NISAAR ho gya ;) :p


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 11:55:04 AM
Message:

How Pakistanis are easy to identify:
1. Everything cooked in garlic and onion
2. Reuse of gift papers
3. Arriving 1 hour late at parties
4. Names of children rhyme
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody’s house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. Don’t measure with cups when cooking
8. Sofas covered with bedsheets
9. Cover almost every thing with plastic whether its remote control
AGREE


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 12:45:44 PM
Message:

agreed :P..


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 1:38:22 PM
Message:


Dis-Agreed.

Pakistani Attitude is changed now. MashAllah we are improving ver much.

Regards.


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 3:55:49 PM
Message:

yasir....improvment to btana zra :)
1-kia bina garlic n onion k handi pkaty hain?
2-han mai to ab gift wrapper chrhati hi nai aisy hi dy daiti hon (ye change aya hai :) )
3-mainy parties mai jana hi chor dia hai (again change)
4-ye personal hai mai ni btaon gi.hehehe but ryme mai ab ni rkhty (again change)
5-qasm sy mujhy chid chrhti hai un auntion py is mai to change ni aya.baqi to be continue


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 4:07:14 PM
Message:


Ahem Ahem, Wardah Dear.

1) Haan Garlic or onion tu food item hay uss main change nahi aya. Lakin abb lussan handi k ilawa bhi use hota hay Suna nahi kisi larkay ko kehtay huay k " Yaar Lussan Lag gai " So there is change.

2) Reuse nahi hota abb xiada, Or log abb yun bhi day detay hain Gift,

3) Peoples normally arrive 2 hours late in parties,

4) Bachon k naam abb log bohat unique rakhnay ki koshish kartay hain, Abb routine naam sunnay main nahi atay Bulkay different naam sunai detay hain.

5) Log masroof hain xiada, Aur bezaar bhi hain iss liay ab ek ek ghanta darwazay per nahi lagatay.

6) Sofas ko abb bedsheets say cover nahi kia jata,

7) Logon nay Raper ka istimal yakeenan bohat kardia hay :) Lakin abb yeh remotes, cellphones, Receivers per use nahi hota.

Hope U will Agree.
Regards.


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 4:17:55 PM
Message:

ni suna..."yar lussan lg gai ?????????????"
yei to kaha mainy k log bina wrapper k hi dy daity hain.khrchon mai ni prty.
baqi b thek hi hai


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 4:32:34 PM
Message:

yasir bhai kahan pahanswa dea :'(..ab kon tashreh kare ga en lasanoon ki :'(...


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 4:41:37 PM
Message:


Ahem Ahem.

Sarfaraz meray bhai, Iss ki tashreeh naa hi karo tu munasib rahay ga. Mujhay Yakeen hay Wardah ko bhi tajasus nahi hoga mazeed.

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 4:51:22 PM
Message:

hahahahahahahha


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 8:24:02 PM
Message:

This life is too short to even get a FAKE DEGREE...
I dont know how people find time to getan ORIGINAL one..


WILLIAM ZARDARI :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 8:30:11 PM
Message:

SAWAL kuch b hoo
JAWAB tum hi hoo

RASTA koi b hoo
MANZIL tum hi hoo


DUKH kitna hi hoo
KHUSI tum hi hoo

ARMAAN kitna hi hoo
AARZOO tum hi hoo

GHUSSA jitna b hoo
PIAAR tumhi hoo

KHWAAB koi b hooo
TABEER tum hi hoo


in short...
SARAY K SARAY FASAAD KI JARH TUM HI HOO!!!!:P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 8:38:52 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

This life is too short to even get a FAKE DEGREE...
I dont know how people find time to getan ORIGINAL one..


WILLIAM ZARDARI :P




Thanks for Sharing.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Sep 29 2010 8:47:50 PM
Message:

ur welcome :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 30 2010 10:15:31 AM
Message:

hazrat zardare :D


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Sep 30 2010 12:07:26 PM
Message:

Baby Camel : Mom, y do camels have humps?
Mom: Son, we are desert animal, we need hump to store water and we are known to survive without water.
Baby camel: why our legs long and feet round?
Mom: They are meant for walking in desert, we can move around in desert better than anyone.
Baby Camel: Why our eye lashes long?
Mom: these are to protect from sand and sunlight.
Baby: Hump to be used in desert, foot to be used in desert, eyes to be used in desert, What the hell we are doing here in the Zoo.

Moral: Skill, knowledge, ability are only useful if you are at right place to use them.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 30 2010 12:12:27 PM
Message:

waooooo..correct .


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Sep 30 2010 12:17:31 PM
Message:

Yar Sarfraz ap kia keyboard k oper he baythay hotay ho, idr post kro udher jwab.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Sep 30 2010 12:19:27 PM
Message:

:$ yar wo man to bas yahan se guzar raha tha :$


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Sep 30 2010 4:10:00 PM
Message:

Wow Ciapk Itz awesome!


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 01 2010 01:20:08 AM
Message:


Nice Sharing Ciapk.

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 09:39:49 AM
Message:

One of the BEst reply from Husband to his waiting wife at home!

'Sweetheart I will be there in 15 minutes.
If not kindly read the MessagE Once AgAin' :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 09:47:24 AM
Message:

hahaahahhah:P..


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:00:43 PM
Message:

During lecture.. aik larka apni seat se utha aur chalta hua class se bahar chala gaya..

Teacher to his friends.. yeh bahar kue gaya hay?

Hi friends.. sir is ko neend me chalnay ki adaat hay :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:02:39 PM
Message:

what did the kangroo say wen she found her babay missing?


Ailaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!
kisi ne meraa pocket Maar LiA!!

:P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:23:00 PM
Message:


Good one, Reply from husband :)

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:28:58 PM
Message:

Father: sharaab cigrette larkiyan yeh sab tumhari Jaan ki dushman hain beta...







Beta: aur jo shaks apnay dushmano se bhaag jaye..
Woh mard nai huta abbaa! :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:30:30 PM
Message:

Whenever anyone say something bad to u, dont cry.. remember, it takes 49 muscles to cry and 12 muscles to smile.. but only 6 muscles to give a punch..! Ghumaa k dena


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:32:18 PM
Message:

2 sardaars looking at Egyption Mummy..

Sardar 1 ... look soo many bandages..
pakka truck accident case hay!!

sardar 2: aahoo truck number bhi likha hay BC1670 :)


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:36:55 PM
Message:

hahahahahahah safora kitna stock hai or :D:D:


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:38:25 PM
Message:

bohaaaat hay je.. rooz new new msgs supply hutay hain me ko :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:40:55 PM
Message:

good :P...yani k ache dost hain u kai :P..kush raho ese tarah :)..


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:42:39 PM
Message:

Safoora mera number lelo :P apna stock mujhey bhe bhej dya kero :P :P i need a joker who can make me laugh by her :P jokes :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:44:19 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by raza 123

Safoora mera number lelo :P apna stock mujhey bhe bhej dya kero :P :P i need a joker who can make me laugh by her :P jokes :P



chalo chalo.. koi nai.. itna hi shooq hay na hasnay ka tu telefun phn kerlia kero


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:47:20 PM
Message:

father
baita lerkiyooon say sharaab say juway say burray kammooo say hamesha dour rehna
aik acchay muhazib zimadar shari banana naik insan bannna

son
lakin abbu main tu app k jaisa banna chahta hoon


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:47:21 PM
Message:

:D:D:D neshana chonk gaya raza :P:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:50:16 PM
Message:

Whats so common between Air and students?

hmmmm...



Both run teh pages of the book without reading them:P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:50:48 PM
Message:

hahahahahaha :P mene telefun nahi joker manga hai bhala tumse acha joker kahan milega safoora :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:53:00 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by raza 123

hahahahahaha :P mene telefun nahi joker manga hai bhala tumse acha joker kahan milega safoora :P


mujh se acah joker tu sarfraz hay.. tum uska number lelo :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:54:15 PM
Message:

bhai ki shan me gustakhi :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 12:54:54 PM
Message:

life me kabhi hmari dosti k baray me koi doubt hu to coin uchalna...



agar head aye to really true frnds!!


aur agar tail aae tu...


coin palat dena Yaaaar!


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 1:54:40 PM
Message:


Acha Quality Collection hay Safoora tumharay pass. Isi tarah hassati raho Dear.

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 2:10:47 PM
Message:

ahhahahahahah good one safora :P...

ab to kitab chap jana chaye :D...safoora kai latefai :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 2:23:07 PM
Message:

nahi kitab ka nam huna chahiye

Latifa k Latife :P

by Safoora


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 3:25:40 PM
Message:

tum aur raza mere publisher ban jao.. lateefay me provide kerti raunge


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 3:29:03 PM
Message:

:D..


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 3:58:19 PM
Message:

A boy was driving a car, a girl was trying to overtake him rashly...

Boy: 'Hey Buffalo!'

Girl shouts back, u monkey donmkey stupiD!!


then she accidents and hits the buffalo crossing the road!!\







Moral... girls never undrstand wat boys say!!:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 4:00:01 PM
Message:

Jo log arrange marriage kertay hain woh zindagi bhar lartay hain....


aur jo log Love Marriage kertay hain...

.
.
.
huti tu unk darmiyaan b theek thaak larai hay ..

Magar woh batatay nai :D


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 4:04:21 PM
Message:

hahahahahahahahah


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 02 2010 6:36:30 PM
Message:

:D:D:D:D:D


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 03 2010 09:11:27 AM
Message:

Year 2020
' Dad how did u meet mom?'

' Ah my son it all started with a request
.
.
.
'Add as a friend on FaceBook' :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 03 2010 09:14:50 AM
Message:

Kal raat bohat dino baad Kitaab kholi tu Ehsaas hua Fraaaz!!!


" k Kitabain khol k jo neend ati hay .. woh charas pee k b nai ati" :p


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 03 2010 12:37:57 PM
Message:


Wesay bhi kon kambakht Charas peeta hay sonay k liay, hum tu peetay hain jaagnay k liay.

Regards.


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 03 2010 1:55:44 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

A boy was driving a car, a girl was trying to overtake him rashly...

Boy: 'Hey Buffalo!'

Girl shouts back, u monkey donmkey stupiD!!


then she accidents and hits the buffalo crossing the road!!\







Moral... girls never undrstand wat boys say!!:P




Manti huna phir :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 04 2010 10:07:49 AM
Message:

yar safoora bas kardo :D:D:D: ktna hanaso ge :D:D:D:D:D:D:


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 05 2010 9:00:48 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by yasir_live


Wesay bhi kon kambakht Charas peeta hay sonay k liay, hum tu peetay hain jaagnay k liay.

Regards.



ohhhh achaaa


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 05 2010 9:03:09 PM
Message:

@ raza yup manti hun
@ sarfaraz bhai... aaj b bht saray msgs hain.. magar aaj mera mood theek nai hay so phir kabhi share kerunge


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 05 2010 10:36:17 PM
Message:

Aisa nahi kia kero yar tumhare jokes perhne k liye to me ata hun ! :-\


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 02:18:59 AM
Message:


Safoora.

Esa zulm mat karo yaar, Humain adat ho gai hay abb tumharay lateefay perhnay ki :) Mood kyun theek nahi hay Oil_pani check karo :) KHair jab mood theek ho jai tu apni lateefa-giri zaroor karna.

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 09:18:28 AM
Message:

mood ko kia hua larki???:O...apnai sms parh lo khud mood thek ho jai ga :P..


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 3:17:47 PM
Message:

A great Japanese Proverb.
If one can do it
U 2 can do it!
If none can do it
U must do it!
PAK version:
If one can do let him do!
If none can do
How could you!


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 4:12:39 PM
Message:

Nahi maza nahi aya humen tu safoora k lateerfe chaiye ab yeah beeech me new commedienne nahi chahiye :P


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 4:15:08 PM
Message:

A girl in a train was reading a books titled " MEN ", It was written in the book that Brazilian men a most charming in the world and Pakistani mens are most handsome. A man sitting in neighbor was reading the pages secretly, after some time the girls asked the neighbor , whats your name? He replied:

RONALDO BASHIR


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 4:20:59 PM
Message:

ni bhi ni ...safoora ko bulaoo:'(


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 8:47:34 PM
Message:

khekhekhe :P :P


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 9:14:03 PM
Message:

hey raza give me ur email id


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 10:08:48 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Namia Beera

hey raza give me ur email id




shahrozraza@hotmail.com


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 10:16:19 PM
Message:

wah wah to tum k naam SHAHROZ hai
achaa naam hai....


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 10:20:09 PM
Message:

Anamz 1, Cute Doll, Safoora, Sensinble, Sarfraz Bhai, Kasim Bhai, Yassir Bhai, CiaPk bhai, Mohsin bhai....
all of you give me your email id's


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 06 2010 10:20:23 PM
Message:

:-) Add me m online


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 09:20:55 AM
Message:

bechare nai kis hasrat se apnai email ID de the foran :P....kia pata tha k wo to sab ki he ID mang rahe hai :P:P:P:PpPPppPPPp:P.

:D:D:D:D

serfaraz@hotmail.com

aimin come on facebook too..


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 12:32:27 PM
Message:

sarfraz bhai ap apna yahoo id bhi dein
cz mein ziada tar whi use karti hu...

face book per mein NAMIA BEERA k naam se thi.... but ab chor diaa hai... and ayndaa use bhi nhi karrni


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 12:51:59 PM
Message:

yar i hate yaooo:(...mai hotmal par he milta hon...yahoo ki id mainnai kabi zindage main nahi banai :(..


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 1:24:40 PM
Message:

i have added you at my yahoo id. but u are not seeing online


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 2:55:08 PM
Message:

Aiman:

here it is

ciapk1@yahoo.com


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 2:59:05 PM
Message:

yar main yahan ata he es liye hon ..k maira msn , orkut , facebook , twiter sab ban kar deaya :'(.....


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 3:37:09 PM
Message:

Quote

Bio i m a husband :$
Favorite Quotations if u can not convince the people....Confuse them ;)

Unquote

:-)


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 3:47:10 PM
Message:

copy cat :D


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 5:22:45 PM
Message:

Sarfaraz bhai add me ! :- )


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 5:25:21 PM
Message:

yeah kia baat hui yar namia me fuzul me khush k mera email lia sarfaraz tissue plz :'(

:P


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 5:35:31 PM
Message:

namia its k4kasim@hot/yahoo/gmail.com


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 8:09:22 PM
Message:

@ namia
Saffoo_saffa@hotmail.com




Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 8:11:13 PM
Message:

Teacher to sleepy student..:
Who invented steam engine?



Student: Sir wat??


Teacher: correct its James Watt!!


Moral: sleeping Improves ur General Knowledge:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 8:12:51 PM
Message:

Boy: chaltay chlatay yunhi ruk jata hun me.. bethay bethay kahen kho jata hun me.. kia yahi piaar hay??

Girl:

Nahe yeh Kamzoori hay.. tum NIDO pia keroo :p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 8:14:44 PM
Message:

1 choor chori kernay aik ghar me ghusa...

Malik: kon hay wahan?

Chor: Miaaon


Malik: kon hayy??


Chor : Miaaon

MAlik: aray kon hay bhaii??

CHor: ABayyyy Jaaahillll Billi hooon Billii :O :p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 8:46:44 PM
Message:

1 pathan ki 9 behnain thii


phir us k gar aik aur behan huii




patahan ne uska name kia rakha huga??


socho socho




nai pta?



BEN10 :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 9:02:18 PM
Message:

Can i add u all above given email addresses.?


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 9:04:18 PM
Message:

haan bahee kerlo tum b add :p


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 9:05:52 PM
Message:

:- )


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 9:10:54 PM
Message:

Pepsi pe 5 rupay kam huna,
ap k paas 35 paisay huna aur
Ali k ghar pe hunay k baad.. aik naya sawaal jis ne saray mahool me kashma kash peda kerdii hayy
































Yaara yeh MUNNI badnaam q hui hay :O


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 07 2010 9:12:44 PM
Message:

If i have 8 hours to cut a tree ill spend 7 hours in sharping my Axe - LINCOLN



if we hav 8 hours to study v'll spend 7 hours searching the topic- NALAIQCON :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 08 2010 09:14:39 AM
Message:

aik baat life me hamesha yaad rakhnaa





Cream biscuit me Cream huti hay...




Magar...



Tiger biscuit me Tiger nai huta...:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 08 2010 09:40:01 AM
Message:

hahahahah ahoaoahaohahoahhoahoa safora back in action :D:D:D:D:D: :D maza agaya :D:D:D..

yar muj ko sb add kar lo..me seldom come online..jab kabhi aya to bat ho ge :P..


serfaraz@hotmail.com


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 08 2010 10:53:31 PM
Message:

Me larko ko add nahi kerta :P khekhekheekhehe :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 08 2010 11:17:46 PM
Message:

Always Always Speak the truth
.
.
.
.
.
&
Run immediately after speaking it...:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 08 2010 11:21:03 PM
Message:

Mat dekh mujhe itni Chahat Muhabbat aur Hasrat se...





Kaha na mat dekh.. nafsiyaati hay kia? :p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 08 2010 11:23:51 PM
Message:

Love inspires Envy...Envy endangers Spit. Spite Spawns Fallacies...
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.
neechay tu aisay dekh ray hu jese ooper ka sab smajah agaya !!:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 10:27:39 AM
Message:

ahahaha ghahoaoahoahohoahoahohao ahohoahoahoha ahoaohahaoha hahahah a:D:D:D:D:D:D


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 1:42:15 PM
Message:

khekhekhekhekhekhekhekhekhe:P


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 2:03:45 PM
Message:

teacher to sardar: ur son is a fool.c his report
eng-6
maths-7
sci-4
sst-8
total-25

Sardar: TOTAL me kamal hi kr dia.is subject ki to tution bhi nahin lgai thi.


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 2:07:14 PM
Message:

Teacher class ka group photo dikhate huae

"jub tum bare ho jao gy to hairat sy photo ko daikho gy or kaho gy k:
ye aaliya hai jo America chli gai
ye sami hai jo london chla gya
ye papu hai jo wahin ka wahin hai"

Pappu ye sun k jl k bola:
"Aur ye hmari teacher hain jin ka intiqal ho chuka hai"


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 2:59:06 PM
Message:

ni yar dum nahi hai :$...safora ko lao :$:$:$:P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 4:19:07 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

ni yar dum nahi hai :$...safora ko lao :$:$:$:P




Teri yeah himmat :P
Wardah ki shan me gustakhi :P



























Safoora se achi joker hai wardah :P :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 8:15:24 PM
Message:

Agar Tum aik romaal ban k kisi k ansoo nai pooch saktay...




To koshish keroo K




1



Pamper ban jao.....:P

hu tu tum isi laiq:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 8:17:25 PM
Message:

Height of innocence:


small kid (on phn) Madam, my son will not come to school today..


Madam: who are you?

Kid: my papa is speaking


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 8:22:18 PM
Message:

Count the girls' names in ALLAMA IQBAL's Poem...

wohi guftugu ka andaaz
wohi shaista lehja
neelam jam hay feroza, deedar lehja


Zban mai trannum e nighat ghazali naghma dil awaz seema lehja

Shireen kalaam pay
shama mahjabeen tabassum
say roshan ara jamal lehja

Nasim chali tu phail gai
khushbu 4 soo aur
gul e rukh se nuzhat mehak lehja

piar ki tehreem ko sehar tak
andaz likha aur farheen k chaman
se ujala lehja...


( Iqbal bhai b kam nai thay :P)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 8:25:10 PM
Message:

Rukhsati k time Dulhay k mobile pe bell hoi...


aur usay uski BIVI ne bohat mara...


???


ringtone lagi hui thi...


Dil me chupa k Armaan lay chalay...

Hum aaj apni maut ka Samaan lay chalay...:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 09 2010 8:27:40 PM
Message:

A girl in a book store, do u have the book called " Women: the perfect intelligence" ?


Salesman: The Comic Department is on the other side


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 10 2010 6:31:41 PM
Message:

raza.......sarfraz jealous hogya tbhi aisi baat keh rah hai.hehehheeheh tum gusa kr k apna khoon mt jlao mairay bonut :)


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 10 2010 6:45:54 PM
Message:

lagta hai bhabi ko batana parega take sarfaraz ko 2 3 chamat raseed hun tu yeah sudhare :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 09:43:31 AM
Message:

heheheheheheheh hohohhoho:D:D:D:D: nanai munnai bf :D:D:DD: abe sudhar ja :D:D:D:


@safooora:D:D:D:D:D::DD hahahhahahahah


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 1:12:12 PM
Message:

I MARRIED A CA GIRL

She uses FIFO method, while taking out refrigerated food

She capitalized the wedding expenses as Preliminary expenses and is writing it off every year

The Time I spent Dating with her, will be valued as per IAS 38

She tells me as per Company's Ordinance, that I must keep a copy of everything for 10years before destroying it

When the wedding cards were sent, she sent Positive Confirmations with them as per ISA 505....


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 1:28:27 PM
Message:


Kya yaar Namia. CA ka bhoot kuch zaroorat say xiada sawaar ho gya hay tumharay sir per :) Abhi tu khali admission hi lia hay.

Aur tumnay Larki say kyun shadi ki..........Gandi bachi :)

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 3:06:09 PM
Message:

hehehehehhhe :P:P:P...

dam to serif safora k latefon main hai :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 4:34:34 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

hehehehehhhe :P:P:P...

dam to serif safora k latefon main hai :P





yeah SAfoOra rocks :P at her own khekhekhekheke :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 8:40:43 PM
Message:

thankoo Sarfraaz bhai


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 8:42:52 PM
Message:

oy: mere sath dinner pe chalogi?

Girl: kahan??

Bou: jahan b tum kahoo wahan...

Girl:hmm ok PC chaltay hain!!

Boy: Qasam se baji.. ap se tu mazak kerna bb azaab hay


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 11 2010 9:15:00 PM
Message:

yaar yeh meko thanks kiu ni boli :-|










wardahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-|


:P:P:P:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 09:17:19 AM
Message:

hhohohohohoohho hahahaha :D:D:D:D

safoora raza BHAI ko bhi thx bol do :D:D:D:D


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 1:55:50 PM
Message:

raza...jl gai hogi sarfraz ki trhan.as tumny apni gf ki side li na is kr k hehheehehe tension na lo mai hon na tumko thanks krny ko.ab sy bus hum aik dosry ko hi thanks bola krain gy
thanks mairay bonut :)
now ur turn


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 2:18:15 PM
Message:

:O:O:O:O...raza to thek bolta tha yar waqi line marte hai :P:P:P..


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:25:18 PM
Message:

lol Thanx raza BHAII!! :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:29:38 PM
Message:

ARRANGE MARRIAGE!

Rs. 8,00,000 shadi per..
Rs. 100,00 haq MehaR


or shadi ki rasmon pe
Rs. 50,000


shadi k 3 din ka total Kharcha..
Rs.9,50,000


Yani shadi k 1 din ka kharcha
Rs. 316666.6667


1 ghantay ka kharcha 13194.4444


aur aik mint ka kharcha..
Rs. 219.90





Ufffff Tauba...:-/



LOVE MARRIAGE!

Sirf Rs.120 ka STAMP PAPER..




Aur shadi Complete!!


A message From
*
*
*
*
The Students of Accounting & Finance


Invest at ur own risk


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:31:47 PM
Message:

Aya tha imtehan me Mazmoon HUSN per...


Parchay Me sab ne CHEHRa mera bana dia...




ufff Yeh class fellows b na


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:33:42 PM
Message:

' Aaj ka kaam kal per choor do.. hosakta hay kal tak us ke liye koi machine ijaad ho jaye..'


( WILLIAM HADHARAAM)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:37:47 PM
Message:

Profesr: I dunt mind wen students look at their watch during lectures...

but

it gets on my nerves wen they remove their watch, shake it to see if is it working :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:39:47 PM
Message:

Pathan larki walon k ghar larki ka Rishta lene gaya..


Larki k waldain: hamari beti abhi parh rahi hay...


Pathan : O jee koi baat nai me aik ghantay baad ajaunga!!


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:45:04 PM
Message:


Hahahahaahahahahaha..............Zaberdust yaar........Keep contributing Dear.

Shukria Hasaanay ka.

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 3:50:30 PM
Message:

welcome yasir bhai :p

RegArdZ:P


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 4:01:22 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

ARRANGE MARRIAGE!

Rs. 8,00,000 shadi per..
Rs. 100,00 haq MehaR


or shadi ki rasmon pe
Rs. 50,000


shadi k 3 din ka total Kharcha..
Rs.9,50,000





Quantitative Methods ka paper pass ker liyeah hay?


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 4:03:52 PM
Message:

haan jee ker lia..:P aap ne kia?? :P:P
800,000+ 100,000+50,000 kitna huta hay??


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 4:19:19 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

lol Thanx raza !! :P




:P Its my pleasure Darling :P:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 4:22:33 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by raza 123

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

lol Thanx raza !! :P




:P Its my pleasure Darling :P:P


wardaaahhhhhh dekhooooo apnay mooh bolay bf kooo


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 4:24:47 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by WARDAH

raza...jl gai hogi sarfraz ki trhan.as tumny apni gf ki side li na is kr k hehheehehe tension na lo mai hon na tumko thanks krny ko.ab sy bus hum aik dosry ko hi thanks bola krain gy
thanks mairay bonut :)
now ur turn




hahahahah Thanks khekhekhe :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 12 2010 4:46:28 PM
Message:

mu bola Bf hat se nikal raha hai wardaaaaa..pakroooooooooo :P:P:P


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 13 2010 12:05:13 PM
Message:

ni jata kahin b 4,5 saal tk hahahahha
"jb b lauta to mairay pass aya
ik yehi adat hai achi mairay hrjai ki" hehheheehehehehehe


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 13 2010 12:26:10 PM
Message:

mai nai b bachpan main aek bille palli te..jab kabhi us ko ddor kahin chor k ajao..ghum phir k wapis ajaya karte the:$:$: bare he paltto the :$:$:$

wesai es bf ko bara kartai kartai kafi waqt lag jai ga :D:D:D..


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 13 2010 3:30:08 PM
Message:

ab wo koi mama cott mai b ni hai sarfraz :( itna under estimate to na kro humain :p hahhahaha


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 13 2010 4:21:29 PM
Message:

sab samjhain gai raza ki mummy again :$:$:$


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 13 2010 7:15:39 PM
Message:

IF you fail in exam

mother says 3 words
ULLU DA PATHA

Dad says 3 words
HOR KHEL BAHAR

Lover says 3 words
HOW COULD YOU???



AND.....






Friend also says 3 words.....
OBISMILLA TUSSI VI


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 13 2010 10:25:27 PM
Message:

sarfraz......tum is trhan k jumly bol k mairy bonut ko mujhsy mutnafir nahin kr skty :p
hai naaaaaaaa bf? :)


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 09:15:55 AM
Message:

:$:$:$ tumhara bonut udhar date p gaya hua hai or tum yahan jhak mar rahe ho :P..kuch khabar b hai us ki :P...


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 3:02:00 PM
Message:

schiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ?? :( :( :( :( :(


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 3:07:40 PM
Message:

or nahi to kia :P...main khud apnai en gunaghar hatoon se choor k aya hon :$:$:$


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 3:12:24 PM
Message:

ghhdaar akhroot bhai.tum ny apni masoom or pyari behan sy ghhadari ki.ab tum schi k enemy ho gae mairy.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 3:16:28 PM
Message:

wah wah wah kitne chalak ho massom to thek hai khamon khamain mouqa dekh kar PIAYREE b fit kar lia :D::D:D:DD:D:D: tum larkion ko bas mouqa chaye :P:P:P...


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 3:44:11 PM
Message:

ab to tum yehi kaho gy


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 3:56:01 PM
Message:

hain...mohtarma kaha to apnai hai :P..apnai mo mian metho :P:P..


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 3:58:06 PM
Message:

to jo hon woi kahon gi na.hehehe


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 6:27:22 PM
Message:

1985 k Mehman
Ghr aty hi,
Aur kia hall hai aba g thik hain bachon ka kia hall hai.





2010 k mehman.
Ghar atey he;
Aur kia hal hai
Bareek pin wala charger hai?. . .! !


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 6:31:28 PM
Message:

Pappu jahaz mein khara ho k zor se chilaya 'HIJACK' ...


Sab pareshan ho gay,

Larky dar gay..

Larkiyan rony lagi...

Aurten chekhne lagi...

Dosry k0ne se
' jack ' uth k bola..

hi pappu


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 6:36:54 PM
Message:

2 pathano Ne 2 Ghoray khareeday.

Masla Ye hua k konsa Ghora Kiska hai?

1st pathan: main Apne Ghoray ki Duum kat deta hon!Ye Nishani Hogi.

Subha dekha to Doosre Ghoray ki Dum b kisi Ne Kaat Di.

2nd pathan: main apne Ghoray Ka Kaan Kaat deta hon

Agli subha doosre Ghoray ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono pathan bare pareshan k Ab Kya Kia Jae!

Bohat Soch bichar k baad 1 bola:



Safaid tera Kala Mera!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 10:35:56 PM
Message:

hahaha lolZzzz gr8 posts aiman!!!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 10:40:50 PM
Message:

Mareez: aap ne Nurse bht achi rakhio hay.. uska hath lagtay hi me theek hugaya hoon!

Doctor: janta hoon
.
.
.
.
.
Thappar ki Awaaz bahar thai ai thi :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 10:50:00 PM
Message:

Agar apko lagta hay k
Aap
KHOOBSORAT hain
SMART hain


Tou,
Billi paal lain
Kutta paal lain
Sher paal lain
Bander paal lain


laikin pleeez




GHALAT FEHMI na palain!!:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 10:56:52 PM
Message:

Apple = Vitamins

Vitamin = Power

Power = Work

Work = Money

Money = Woman

Woman = tension

Tension = Depression

Depression = Death!!




Aur kha apple!! :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 14 2010 11:21:49 PM
Message:


Hahahahah........Safoora Mera bhi Cell number day-do uss banday ko jo tumhain yeh lateefay sent karta hay.

Hasanay k liay ek baar phir shukria.

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 15 2010 10:33:10 AM
Message:

haoahahoahohohoahoaho ahahoahohoa ha:D:D:D:D:D: zabardsat :D:D:D:

safoora aek bar pheir medan mar gai :DD:..jab k es dafa aimin ki koshih b kafi ache the :P..



Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 15 2010 12:49:20 PM
Message:

Me ne chand se ik din kahaa

bta mera mehbub kesa hai??

us ne kaha....

Pehli gal ey k mein tere piyo da nokar nahi

te dooji gal aey k inni duron nazr v kuj ni aanda.

te teji gal aey k aeyho jai Beghairtiaan zameen tak rakhiaa karro menu naa wich payaa karro


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 15 2010 1:03:57 PM
Message:

hahhahahahaha zbrdst namia.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 15 2010 3:22:23 PM
Message:

hahahhahaha a:P:P:P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 1:22:00 PM
Message:

Nahi bhai joke tu bus safoora k hain namia wagera holo hain :P

Safoora joker pls

oh sorry safoora joke pls :P


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 1:25:36 PM
Message:

@ Raza123:

Oh where were u? I have seen your name after a long time......


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 2:26:46 PM
Message:

dekh raza bachain waiting for u :P..:$ :D


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 9:17:06 PM
Message:

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft??? ?????

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I
want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to
check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up
to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click
that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door
key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to
trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which
shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at
home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS????? ?

:-) ;-) :-)

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
Regards,


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 9:38:48 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Anamz1

@ Raza123:

Oh where were u? I have seen your name after a long time......



Studies :-S ager ap ek student hu tu mere zakham samaj sakti hu :- ) :P :P :P :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 9:41:30 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

dekh raza bachain waiting for u :P..:$ :D






Jhal kiu rhe hu shadi shuda hu ab ap me bachlor larkiaan tu mere liye pareshan hutein rehtein hain yaar :P khekhekhekhe :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 10:58:53 PM
Message:

Never say I failed 1000 times..
always say I found 100 ways that can cause failure!


Thomas Edison!

MORAL: bagherat ban jana magar apni ghalti na maan na!! :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 11:03:44 PM
Message:

Reality of Our Country :

Most of the First Class passed students get technical seats; some become doctors and some become Engineers!!


The Second Class Pass students pass MBA and and become administrator and Control the 1st Class!!

The Third Class passed students enter into politics, become Ministers and control both!


last but not least...

The Failure join the
UNDERWORLD!!

And Control all the above


PAKISTAN ZINDABAD! :P




Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 11:29:21 PM
Message:



Safoora.........Bohat umdaa yaar. Khass tor say yeh reality wali post tu reality k bohat kareeb kareeb hay. Shukria kar kar k thuk gya hun Abb soch raha hun k Tumsay mil kar Tumharay sir per Haath phertay huay tumhain Shabashi dun! Tu kab mil rahi ho ?


Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 11:34:33 PM
Message:

aray yasir bhai shukriya kis baat ka!! jab aap kaho tab mil lengay :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 11:51:45 PM
Message:

Usne kaha tum me pehli si baat nai
Mene kahan Insaan hun koi SCIENCE ki ejaad nai

Usne kaha ab b kisi ki ankhon me doob jati hu?
Mene kaha ankhain hain koi telaab nai

usne kaha kue itna toot k chaha mujhe?
Mene kaha DEMAGH se paidal thi, aur koi asbab nai

Usne kaha kia me bewafa hun?
Mene kaha tu tou itna dhokay baaz hay jis ka koi hisaab nai


Usne kaha bhool ja mujh ko,




mene kaha ABAY TU HAY KON? MUJHAY TU YEH B YAAD NAI :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 16 2010 11:56:11 PM
Message:

PHYSICS would hav been much easier if...
.
.
>
..>
If.. 'tree' would hav fallen on the NEWTON's head instaed of the Apple! :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 17 2010 12:06:36 AM
Message:

Safoora dil jeet lia tumne tu yar :- ) has has k sir me dard hugya ohh sorrie pait me :P:P:P:P:P:P:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 17 2010 12:13:16 AM
Message:

cahl be itni b koi hasnay ki baat nai kari hay mene aiwain ki jhoti tareefain karay ja ray hu :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 17 2010 1:14:47 PM
Message:

Samandar se Kehdo apni MOuJain Sambhaal k rakhe..!!


Faraz...


ZindaGi Me TouFaAn Lanay k LiyE HmaRa Result Hi KafI hay


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 17 2010 2:11:51 PM
Message:

:)


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:06:53 AM
Message:

wah wah wah wah ye larki ko comedy cirus bhej do bhai ab :D:D:D:D::D:D:D haawawW hawWWw hohohohohohohoho:D:D:D:D:D zabardsat safoora :D..


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:17:03 AM
Message:

Wife: Apko meri khobsorti ziada achi lagti hai ya Aqalmandi....


Husband: Mujhe to tumhari yeah mazak karnay ki adat bohat achi lagti hai..... :)


Sofoora doing good work yar....


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:33:43 AM
Message:

Nice jokes Safoora,

Yasir, mujy apki shabashi say SHOLAY movie k aik dialogue yad aa gia kia apko yad hay? :-)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:37:13 AM
Message:

thanko CIAPK bhai... yasir ko may b yaad agaya hu... magar aap phir b bta den.. me tu movies nai dekhti na mujhe pata nai huga :S


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:39:02 AM
Message:

Rootha hay woh aisay mujh se...
jese me such me usay mana longa...



itna waqt kon zaya karay.. itnay me to me doosri pata loonga :p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:43:34 AM
Message:

MUNNI ki badnaami pe.. pakistani siyasatdanoon k ta'asurat..

Munno ki badnami ki mazammat kertay hain
" Altaf Hussain"

SIndh ka selaab tu ek taraf..Munni ki badnami pe tu ansu nikal aye
" Qaim ALi shah"

Munni ki badnami hamari hukoomat k corrupt honay ka natija hay
"Nawaz Shareef aur Imran khan ka itehadi bayan"

Munni ki badnami ki zimmedari Talibaan ne qabool kerli
"Rehamn Malik"

Munni Khappe Munni Khappe Munni Khappe...
"Zardari"
:P


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:52:09 AM
Message:

@Safoora

Sardar: kitnay aadmi thay, 2 sardar,
Sardar: or tum kitnay thay? 4 sardar
Sardar: Wo 2 or tum 4. tum kia smjay, sardar bohat khosh ho ga tum ko shabashi day ga :-)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 09:54:33 AM
Message:

ohh achaa!! phir kia hua?:p


Reply author: ciapk
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 10:54:12 AM
Message:

Phir wohe jo nakal dakoo k sath un ka sardar kia krta hay :-)


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 12:49:08 PM
Message:

bhai ye kesa incomplete latefa tha ???:O...


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 12:50:37 PM
Message:

nai naa lateefa nai thaa... woh CIAPK bhai na meko dialogue bata ray thay film ka :P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 5:36:32 PM
Message:

Ek dost apny friend se:

Yar suna hai tum apni bivi ke sath bartan dhotay ho ?

Dost:

To kya hua. Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hay..


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 5:45:15 PM
Message:

Pathan: Mobile me kuch songs load krwane hen..

Dukandar : Memory Card ha??

Pathan : Nai Shanakti card hai.Chalay ga..?

Memory card nhi banwaya abi.. :-)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 5:49:33 PM
Message:

Advantages of not having a Lover:

-saves time

-sleep well

- dont have to worry about how u look and wat u wear

-talk all guys/galz

- Go anywhere wid any1

-no restrictions

-no boring sms and talks whole night

-free of all fights and tensions

-BONUs- lve a long Life!!


Dedicated to all Singlez


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 18 2010 5:52:23 PM
Message:

Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Employee( sar jhukatay hue): nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.. :-p


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 09:41:03 AM
Message:

anam main wo bat nahi jo safoora ki latefonm ain hai :D:D:D:D: chalo phir b thoa sa hans laitai hain heheheh :P..


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 10:13:49 AM
Message:

Ha Sarfaraz bhai safoora k jokes to atangh hotay hain...

Meray inbox mai bhi bus jokes or quotes hotay hainn or kuch nice poetry.... Lakin post nahe kar pati yaha per...


Yar nice work safoora


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 10:27:12 AM
Message:


Safoora, Kya yaar Aatang phelaa rahi ho, Mujhay abhi abhi Anam naz say pata chala :)

Sarfaraz.

Sahi keh rahay ho Tum, Anam naz main woh baat nahi jo safoora main hay :) mera matlab Lateefon say tha.

Anam Naz.

Keep contributing dear. Mujhay humesha acha lagta hay jab aap hassnay muskuranay ki baat karti hain.

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 10:47:14 AM
Message:

anam naz main hansnai muskuranai ki salaheyat paijate hai ye sun kar kushi hoye :P..warna main to ese b anum1 k qabelai k samjh raha tha :P..between zinda yasir apna dehan lateffon p rakho bas :D:D:D:


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 11:36:21 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by yasir_live


Safoora, Kya yaar Aatang phelaa rahi ho, Mujhay abhi abhi Anam naz say pata chala :)

Sarfaraz.

Sahi keh rahay ho Tum, Anam naz main woh baat nahi jo safoora main hay :) mera matlab Lateefon say tha.

Anam Naz.

Keep contributing dear. Mujhay humesha acha lagta hay jab aap hassnay muskuranay ki baat karti hain.

Regards.




Thankss Bhaii


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 11:38:26 AM
Message:

Aqwaal-e-zarreen

3 chezain jub khatam ho jaati hein to bohat takleef hoti hai....






1. balance

2. battery

3. Sms Package


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 11:44:00 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

anam naz main hansnai muskuranai ki salaheyat paijate hai ye sun kar kushi hoye :P..warna main to ese b anum1 k qabelai k samjh raha tha :P..between zinda yasir apna dehan lateffon p rakho bas :D:D:D:



G Sarfaraz bhai I'm Alham dulilah happy go lucky person..... mujhe zinda dil logou mai shumar kia jata hai lakin jaha serious honay ki bat hoti hai mai waha serious bhi rehtii hon.... In two years mai bohat serious hogae warna mai aisi nhe thi.. But im recovering now... I have realized why to waste life just for non serious issues ..,,

Waise I want to admire you as well, U ki post bari zabardst hoti hain


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 11:46:23 AM
Message:


Anam Naz.

Mazaak karnay ko kahaa hay Lakin Yeh "Bhai" ka mazaak tu naa karo na. Hasso-Muskurao lakin Doosron ko rulao tu mat yaaar. hehehehe.


Regards.


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 11:47:49 AM
Message:

Difference between LOVE and FRIENDSHIP:

Balance naa hotey huey bhi kuch bhi kar key call karna is LOVE

andddd.........................

Balance hotey huey bhi baat na karna is friendship


DOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBB k marr jo subbb.............


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 11:52:39 AM
Message:

Difference Between Horror and Beautiful

A Beautiful Night is When You hug your teddy Bear And Sleep.
But horror is When it Hugs you Back ;D ;D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:00:02 PM
Message:

Chand Lines Pesh Kar Rahi Hun,
Pasand Aaye To Taaliyan Baja Kar Duaon Se Navaziyega...
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Kesi Hain? ;DSee More


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:02:10 PM
Message:

boy to his girlfriend: Koi aise bat kaho jis main dukh bhe ho aur khushi bhe.
Girl: I LOVE YOU
*
*
*
...*
bhaijan!! :D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:16:15 PM
Message:

Aik larka cricket khel kar aya

Dost: kitne runs banaye?

...Larka: century hone main 100 runs baki thay
Aur main out ho gaya :-P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:18:27 PM
Message:

What Is N0un?
.
To Arz Kia Hai
.
...Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me H0ta Hai King
.
Wawah
.
Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me H0ta Hai King
.
Noun Is The Name 0f Pers0n,
Place 0r Thing :-P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:21:28 PM
Message:

Touching Lines Just Before Death...

"Don't Bury Me Immediately After My Death,,,

...My Friends Have A Habit Of Coming Late


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:26:21 PM
Message:

MEERA'S POETRY"

Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhey lookney se,

...But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liyey ;D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:28:16 PM
Message:

Teacher :- "Active voice and passive voice ka example batao..!"

Student replied :-

...Active voice :- "Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gaye chain...".........

...Passive voice :- "Mere dil ka le gaye chain...tere mast mast do nain..."


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 12:50:55 PM
Message:

La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0
Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra

Kaisa Laga Song Mera?
...
Nahi Sumjh Aya?
Kamino!

Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To Boht Acha Lagta :-


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 3:06:38 PM
Message:

Nahi bhai nahiiiiiii dum nahi hai safoora k jokes laoo market mein :P


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 7:46:05 PM
Message:

Height of innocence:

Kid (on phone): Madam, my son will not come to school today...

Madam: who is speaking?

Kid: Madam! My Papa is speaking


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 7:48:06 PM
Message:

My Attitude!!!!

A boy proposed me,

I said: "I'm not accepting your proposal, But i salute your choice"


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 7:50:41 PM
Message:

Every tea is a sign of
ONIONS [:'(]

Every silence is a sign of
ZERO BALANCE [:-O]

Every smile is a sign of
DAILY BRUSHING

Her baat per emotional naa ho jayaa karro


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 7:55:57 PM
Message:

Ek raat bohat tez baarish mein ek PATHAN (SARFRAZ KHAN BHAI) ne ek ghar kaa darwaza khatkhataya aur pucha

"Dhakka lagaa do ge????"

aadmi neend mein tha isliey mana kar k ander aa gya, per ussey guilty feel hua, sochaa baarish mein koi meri madad naa kartaa toh!

woh uthaa or bahar jaa kar bolaa
"kyaa tumhein abhi bhi dhakkey ki zarurat hai?"

awaz aii
"HAAN"

aadmi: thek hai bhai, tum ho kahaan???

Pathan bola:

Khochaa yehaa GARDEN mein dekho... JHULEY per


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 7:59:06 PM
Message:

Barey zaalim hein
teri gali k bachey FARAZ

Kutta pichay laga k kehtey hein
Speed to dekho aashiqo'on ki


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 19 2010 9:00:16 PM
Message:


Nahi mazaa nahi aya, Woh baat nahi hay tumharay lateefon main, Mujhay Safoora chaiyay Buss :)

Regards.


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 12:52:34 AM
Message:

Exactly !


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 07:50:51 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by yasir_live


Nahi mazaa nahi aya, Woh baat nahi hay tumharay lateefon main, Mujhay Safoora chaiyay Buss :)

Regards.





Yasir

dosti appni jaggah
but agger tum nay aindah aisa baat ki na tu
yahan khoon kharaba hojaye ga
ya tum nahi ya phir


safoora nahi


Safoora meri hay
main nay pehlay mallee thi

khabardar kissi nay us ki taraf ankh uttha k ya jhukka k daikhaaa


Shapooohra gee app tumdatii tooon naheee in tub tu
inhain badda day na plg k ham app k hain toon
(bhai bol k bayisti na kharab kerwadayna again say waisay mijhay pata hay tum sub k samanay sharmati ho isii liyh bhai keh k bullati hooo hayna yeahi baat hayna Aindah ham pehlay ki terha sirf pvt main baat kia karain gay yeah tu yasir ki ghoomi howi khopari ko sahih kerna tha issi liyeah yahan aya hoon)

LOLZ

Raza789/Sarfraz/Yasir

yaar baqi loggon k jokes bhi acchay hotay hain
and if

nahi hotay tu
mention ker k un k heart pieces pieces tu na kia karoo yar
after all kanch ki guriyain hain sub chooti chooti battoon per toot jati hain

Regards


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:30:21 AM
Message:

- Anam naz.. zabardast posts yaar.. maza agaya subha subha tum ki posts parh k :)

- nice mesgs aiman!!

- yasir bhai.. bakion k jokes b bht achay hain jeee

- Kasim jee me shab tamad ti hoon.. lol dekho besti kharab nai ki mene is bari ap ki kasim bhai.. oooppzzz :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:31:58 AM
Message:

Its better to Bunk a Class and do masti with Friends..


BCOZ....



Today wen i look back...
marks never make me laugh.. but memories do :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:39:35 AM
Message:

[':'] [';']
,/]]\,/]]\,
LL ,¿,¿

FARAAZ MUNNI K SAATH GHOOM RAHA HAY..
YEH LO MUNNI KI BADNAMI KA SABOOT..:P



AB MAT POOCHNA MUNNI Q BADNAM HOI?


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:47:33 AM
Message:

Highly Disappointing Situations For Students.

1.Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover.

2.10mark Question Asked For 2 Mark.
...
3.Principal Sitting Near U On Tour.

4.Xtremly Gud Lukin Guy/Gal Crosing U When U Are With Ur Mom.

5.Teachers Distributing Ur Test Papers In Front Of Ur Juniors


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:50:43 AM
Message:

CA Exam spring 2011

*- Question,





*Some Text Missing*




What Is Missing?
Explain With Valid Reasons
(10 Marks)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:53:22 AM
Message:

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Rha Tha
Maa : Mele Lal Ko Kya Chahiye

Toffee
Biscuit
Ya
Chocolate

Bacha : Bas 1 Munni Chaiye
Jo Mere Liye Baadnaam Ho Jye


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:55:05 AM
Message:

A For Saib
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Kutta
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bakri
H For Ghora

Yeh Msg 10 Logon Ko Send Kr K Taleem Ko Mango Karen...


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:57:50 AM
Message:

"Kabari Market me Firing"

Kisny Ki?
Kesey ki?


Jb Qatal Huway













Tb Wo Shabbir Kahan Tha?

Bara Kehta Hy Koi Dekhey Na Dekhey Shabbir Tou Dekhey Ga.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 08:59:53 AM
Message:

A Young Businesman Had Just Started
His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office,
Sitting There, He Saw A Man Cum Into D Ofice.

Wishing To Apear Hot Shot, D Businesman
Pickd Up D Phone & Startd Pretending He Had
A Big Deal Working.

He Threw Huge Figures Around & Made Giant
Commitments. Finally He Hung Up & Askd D Visitor "Can I Help U?"

D Man Said "Yeah, I've Come To Activate Ur
Phone Line! =P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 09:03:53 AM
Message:

Small Love Story:

He Proposed
She Smiled!
No Teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!
He Died


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 09:05:53 AM
Message:

Simplest Truth !

One Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
....

.

.

.

.

.

.

Is The One
Who Does Not Have
A Girlfriend . . . :P :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 09:12:26 AM
Message:

Kasim sub ki post achi hain lekin saforra ki baat alag hai :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:04:51 AM
Message:

hahahahahhahahahahahoahoahoahohoahoa hoaoahozabardsat again safoora maidan mar gai :D:D:D:D:DD:

koshih sab k shandar the aimin and anum nai koi kasar nahi choore D::D..but safoora k nat nai latefai sun kar pait pakar kar hans raha hon abhi tak ::DD:D:D\

u know main FB p stsus b ese k rakhta hon ab :D:D:D:D

@Anum.

good girl :).. ache burai din is a part of life..or kise k liye apni life khak main nahi milatai..hans kai ura dena chaye sare phade :P..i like i t :)..zinda dil log..


@aimin...
yar koi jhote kahani sunao na $::$$:


@Raza..abe tere G qaib hai forum se kuch khabar b hai :D:D:D..


@yasir & kasim..
ahm ahmmahmm..bhaion phesalnai ko tayar bhetai ho dono ..sab samjh araha hai :D:D:D:D:

@warda.....................kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hoooooooooooooooooo????



Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:15:51 AM
Message:

hehe waah waah mere lateefay sarfraz bhai k facebook status tak pauhanch gaye.. wat a progress!! :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:43:09 AM
Message:


Mujhay tu buss safoora hi chaiyay......Main nay keh dia hay busssss..........Abb koi aur baat nahi hehhehehhe.

Haan bakion k lateefay bhi achay hotay hain Yeh mana......Lakin safoora k lateefon ki baat hi alag hay Raat ko sotay huay khuaab main arahay thay Aur main neend main hass raha tha..........Tu ghar walay kuch preshaan bhi ho gai thay............

Sarfaraz.

Tumhari jesi samajhnay ki salahiyatain..........Kash safoora k pass bhi hotin :(.

Regards.


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 8:05:47 PM
Message:

bhai yeah G kia huti hai :P hahahahaha


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 9:46:17 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

hahahahahhahahahahahoahoahoahohoahoa hoaoahozabardsat again safoora maidan mar gai :D:D:D:D:DD:

koshih sab k shandar the aimin and anum nai koi kasar nahi choore D::D..but safoora k nat nai latefai sun kar pait pakar kar hans raha hon abhi tak ::DD:D:D\

u know main FB p stsus b ese k rakhta hon ab :D:D:D:D

@Anum.

good girl :).. ache burai din is a part of life..or kise k liye apni life khak main nahi milatai..hans kai ura dena chaye sare phade :P..i like i t :)..zinda dil log..


@aimin...
yar koi jhote kahani sunao na $::$$:


@Raza..abe tere G qaib hai forum se kuch khabar b hai :D:D:D..


@yasir & kasim..
ahm ahmmahmm..bhaion phesalnai ko tayar bhetai ho dono ..sab samjh araha hai :D:D:D:D:

@warda.....................kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hoooooooooooooooooo????






Faankss Sarfaraz bhai...


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 9:52:08 PM
Message:

K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi..?

Gal:nhii

Boy:kale na
......
Gal:nhi m ni klung

Boy:plz kale teko eclaire dga..

Gal:islye to ni klni...,

qki kisi ol s dailymilk m bat ho chuki ha....ahhahah..:D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 9:55:12 PM
Message:

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.
interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”
pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,wahi per Abu dabi…!!!


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:05:59 PM
Message:

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:11:19 PM
Message:

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”

.

bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:
“i student u”


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:14:11 PM
Message:

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:16:34 PM
Message:

:-)

Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai .....

kuch khud barbaad huwee
...
kuch '''' facebook''' ki meharbani hai .......


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:28:17 PM
Message:

Shadi Ki 20th Anvrsry Pr
Husbnd Gehri Soch Me Tha
Wife:Kia Soch Rhe Ho?
Husband:Kia Tmhn Yad Hy KKb Tmhre Bap Ne Hme Miltey Huey Pkra Tha0r Gun Point Pr Mjhe Kaha ThaK Ya To Mri Beti Sey Shadi Kro Ya 20 Sal K Liye Jail Jao
Wife Smiles:Yes
...Husband:Agr Men Sahi Faisla KrtaTo Aj Azad Ho Jata...... :))


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:28:31 PM
Message:

Teacher: Active and passive voice ki example btao...

Student replied,
ACTIVE VOICE: Tere mast mast do nain, merey dil kaa ley gaey chain

PASSIVE VOICE: merey dil kaa ley gaey chain, terey mast mast do nain..


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:33:35 PM
Message:

Angle Said:

I Can’t Be Everywhere To Help U..

So I Created MOTHER…
...
Devil Replied:
Me Too Can’t Be Everywhere..

So I Created MOTHER-IN-LAW :



But my mom and mom in law both are angel to me....


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 20 2010 10:37:09 PM
Message:

Application to the Head master!

Mastra,
Guarish aey vay k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda,
tusi kuriaa v alag kar ditiyaa ne ty saadi class which ek v kurri nahi haigy
Tay madam v koi khas kaam di ni.
Enj ty ni kri daa masom bacheyaa nal.
Sady naal kuriyaan rakho ny tey saadi feesaan wapis karro.
Iss tarah v ni ho sakda aey te.... "KAM WAALIYAN" e sohniyaan rakh lo,
TERI MEHRBAANI....

"PAPPU DUKHI"


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 01:30:48 AM
Message:


Nahi bhai.........Mazaa nahi aya sach main...........Safoora k lateefay lao....

Safoora nay aaj lateefay post nahi kia iss liay mujay uss k puranay lateefay parhnay paray Lakin mazaaa usi taraah ka tha bilkul pehli baar jesa........

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 09:10:21 AM
Message:

yasir bhai safoora ab dar k marai nahi arahe :D:D:D...bechare bachi ko bhaga dea...main b use k ltefai sun nai aya tha :(..
ne way well going anum :)


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 09:22:01 AM
Message:

aaj safoora bemaar hay thuri is liye zara lateefain kam aur 'getwell soon' k msgs zada aray hain us k cell pe :S


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 09:24:20 AM
Message:

1 biwi ki request hay.. ignore mat kerna.


is msg ko itna phelao k us k Shohar tak pauhanch jaye...aur woh raaazi hujaye
AMeen..


hum rooz hazaro sms kertay hain shayad is 1 msg se hum kisi ki biwi k kaam ajayen..




"ASIF! is baar bari eid mere saath karain pleeezzz'

[B.B]


:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 09:26:28 AM
Message:

Reality of LIFE!!!


Dunya me jitnay bhe 'NAIK MARD' hain..

woh 'AURATON' ki waja se hain...



50% Biwi k dar se...




aur




50% 'HOUROON' ki aas me :P:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 09:29:58 AM
Message:

A sweeet Story...


Once a girl asked a boy: y v have units to measure weight, height, force,speed, distance etc but nothing to measure love, trust, friendship? y?

Boy thought for a while.. took her in arms looked in her deep eyes n said..

Dekhooo!!


Demagh mat khaoo.. already physics me fail hoon :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 4:58:24 PM
Message:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D hahahahaoahhoahoahahoaoh

wesai get well soonn :):):).


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 5:02:15 PM
Message:

thanx Sarfraz bhai :)


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 6:50:36 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

aaj safoora bemaar hay thuri is liye zara lateefain kam aur 'getwell soon' k msgs zada aray hain us k cell pe :S



Get well soon Takecare.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 6:54:20 PM
Message:

@ Safoora get well soon


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 7:07:27 PM
Message:

thanx anam and raza 12345678910 :).. feeling better already :)


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 7:24:17 PM
Message:

Molvi b4 nimaz: kixi ka paon saff say agay nai hona chaye;.....


Sarfaraz Pathan: q MOLVI sahab..kya "NO BALL" ho jayegi:) :D


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 7:34:40 PM
Message:

Insaan ki sab se zada izzat kab kharaaab huti hay..?
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
guess...
.
.
.
.
Jab banda Mahenga tareen mobile le k betha hu..
or..
koi aa k poochay..

"CHINA ka hay "?:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 7:36:27 PM
Message:

Zaroori tu nai Aag se jal jaye Insaan..





Kuch loog tu mera style dekh k b jal jatay hian:P



Haadd hogaii


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 10:19:01 PM
Message:


Nice 2 see your lateefay again.

Regards.


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 21 2010 10:31:29 PM
Message:


Nice 2 see your lateefay again.

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 09:15:56 AM
Message:

hahaahahahahah safoora :D:D:D bas kar do ab :D::D:D:D

warna tumhara nam he safora latef par jai ga :D:D:D:D:D


........

bohat sare molve aek jaga ja rahe hotai hain....sab se bare buzurg khe te hain k agar kise k nazar larki par pare to foran Lahol -wala parhna..

chaltai chaltai achanak aek molve..Lahol-wala...

baqe sare ..kidhar hai kidhar hai ???:O:O :P..

....

maza nahi aya..safoora u carry on plz :P..


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 2:43:32 PM
Message:

anum naz tumhara last wala joke to kafi dilchsp tha.hahhahaa
all r gud going....:)


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 3:09:14 PM
Message:


Pathan Family........Larki k ghar Rishtaa dekhnay gaey..........

Larki Walay : G larki abhi Parhh rahi hay.

Pathan Family : Koi baat nahi hum ek ghantay baad ajatay hain.....



Mazaa nahi ayaa naa.......HuH.........Abhi yehi lateefa agar Safoora likhti Tu khoob pasand kartay :)

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 3:18:06 PM
Message:

hahahahahah sahe bat hai :D:D:D:D:


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 4:29:45 PM
Message:

Lips are lyk frnds. if we say studying, reading, writing.... lips will never join....

But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, MUFTA, BUNKINg, ROAMING, SHOPPING

Saaley fit sey mil jaatey hein


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 4:31:20 PM
Message:

For SAFOORA....

Modeling offer for you...

aapko karnaa yeh hai k dopatey ki advertisement k liey Plaza k 25th flour se girnaa hai or girney k baad kehnaa hai


uff



Sir Phat gayaa magr Dopatta nahi phatta


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 4:34:01 PM
Message:

Lovers are like LIVER and KIDNEY!!1

Boy is LEVER
Girl is KIDNEY

If Liver Fails, kiney fails....


If kidney fails...
liver manages with another kidney


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 4:37:49 PM
Message:

zindagi achi guzarney k do sonehry asool

1.
life mein kisi ko free mein itna free mt karo k wo free mein itna free ho jaey k free hee naa rehney dey or aap free hotey huey bhi free naa ho or woh free mein apko free samjh kar apko free kardey...


2.
kisi sey free mein itnaa free na ho jao k usey free mein ap k free honey ka pata na chaley or usey
free mein bhi free na rehney do or woh free hotey huey bhi free na ho or woh free free mein phansa rahey or aap free mein usey use karro....


Kuch samajh aii FREE mein ...


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 4:40:00 PM
Message:

Dil ki baatein btana acha lagtaa hai

larki ko bike pe ghumaana achaa lagtaa hai

shadi se pehle dil mein bajtey thay mp3 songs

baad mein sirf Qomi taraana achaa lagtaa


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 5:16:22 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by yasir_live


Pathan Family........Larki k ghar Rishtaa dekhnay gaey..........

Larki Walay : G larki abhi Parhh rahi hay.

Pathan Family : Koi baat nahi hum ek ghantay baad ajatay hain.....



Mazaa nahi ayaa naa.......HuH.........Abhi yehi lateefa agar Safoora likhti Tu khoob pasand kartay :)

Regards.



hahhaa shtyle b koi cheez huti hay na yasir bhai :p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 5:18:12 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Namia Beera

For SAFOORA....

Modeling offer for you...

aapko karnaa yeh hai k dopatey ki advertisement k liey Plaza k 25th flour se girnaa hai or girney k baad kehnaa hai


uff



Sir Phat gayaa magr Dopatta nahi phatta



payment kitni milay gi?


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 5:27:29 PM
Message:

Yaar 1800 ka naya mobile liya hay jis me..

USB
infrared
bluetooth
5mega pixel double camera
touch screen
mp3
radio..
8GB memory..

internet...



kuch b nai hay...
Theek hay kia ?:P


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 22 2010 8:36:52 PM
Message:

this time namia winsssssssssssssss!! gud jokes buddy!!


Reply author: olympia
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 09:15:49 AM
Message:

When the girl does not want the boy jokes

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 11:56:27 AM
Message:


Olympia k lateefon main woh baat nahi jo Safoora k lateefon main hay, Aur safoora main yakeenan woh baat nahi jo TRISH main hay :)

Kidding.........Nice Efforts Olympia.......Fun corner main aap jasi sanjeeda shaksiat ko dekh kar hairat hui :)

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:27:59 PM
Message:

Bivi:
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun beta chura leta hy.
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Shohar:
Uski Books me chupa do,kamina hath b nhi lagaye ga ;D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:30:48 PM
Message:

How To Kill A Girl?

Give her a Beautiful Dress

...Nice Jewelery

Costly Cosmetics.

Then lock her in a Room without a Mirror.

Tarap Tarap K Mar Jayegi. :-)


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:38:48 PM
Message:

FATHER: Aren't you first in anything at school?

SON: Yes Dad I Am :)
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I'm the first one out when the bell rings! ;D ;D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:40:40 PM
Message:

E.C.G of a Student:

Normal time

_,-._/\_,-._/\,_,-._
...
EXAM Time:

_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_

When Results r
Anounced
_________________!
Lolxxx


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:43:43 PM
Message:

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:45:54 PM
Message:

Judge: You are crossing ur limit

Lawyer: Kon Saala kahta hai

...Judge: How dare u to call me saala

Lawyer: My lord i said kon sa Law kahta hai ? ;D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:48:12 PM
Message:

Height Of Sincerity!

Munni 5 mint main Exam paper chor kay janay lagi

...Teacher: Kiyon Munni Paper nahi ata?

Munni: Woo baat nahi mujhe kal kay paper ki tyari karni hai na :-P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:51:51 PM
Message:

Height Of Khush Fehmi.

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow
...His Orders As Before...!! :D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:54:33 PM
Message:

3 Sardars r talking after an exam

Sardar1-I didnt know anything so i left d paper blank

Sardar2- me too
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Sardar3-damn ! Teacher will think we copied.....!
:-)


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 1:58:27 PM
Message:

SAforraaa k jokies ki




















baat he alag hai :P


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 2:01:06 PM
Message:

raza........abhi last page mai decide hua tha na k koi comparison ni hogiiiiiii.sb k jokes apni apni jgah bohat achy hain
nice contribution sitara :)


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 2:09:09 PM
Message:

*aChi bAchi*

fAther : beti aj tumne phn per sirf 1 ghanta baat ki .. tum ne toh kabhi 4 ghantay se kum baat nahi ki ??

betI : pApa Ap bhi nA ....
...
*ye WrOng NUmbeR thA .....* :P :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 4:10:39 PM
Message:


Nai baat nahi buni..........Safoora ko lao market main.

Humain buss safoora k lateefon say hassi ati hay............

Regards.


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 7:41:40 PM
Message:

tbhi mainy to aana hi chor dia hai is topic py.jo mrzi kr lo yei sunny ko mily ga :(


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 9:05:44 PM
Message:


:)


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 9:53:13 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by WARDAH

raza........abhi last page mai decide hua tha na k koi comparison ni hogiiiiiii.sb k jokes apni apni jgah bohat achy hain
nice contribution sitara :)



Safoora Safoora hai :P


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 23 2010 11:46:17 PM
Message:

ahhahahahha Sitara you are rocking.....


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 24 2010 12:01:09 AM
Message:

salma sitara :P tumhare jokez bhe ache hain perh perh k hasi









nahi arahi :P:P:P:P:P


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Oct 24 2010 6:34:25 PM
Message:

@ Raza.....
just shutup ok....
new aney walo ko appreciate karnaa chaiey.... ok!!!


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 24 2010 6:47:18 PM
Message:


Nahi bhai..........Mazaa nahi ayaa........Safoora k lateefay lao market main........

Kahaan ho Saforaaaaaaaaa ???????

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 24 2010 10:30:06 PM
Message:

Dur se dekha toh books thee
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dur se dekha toh books thee
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jab dur se dekh liya toh pass jane ka sawal he nahe hota


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 24 2010 10:53:41 PM
Message:

:P namia chup rahu :p


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 25 2010 09:51:04 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sitara

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman





and if u wannt faster then it..plz tell her to dont tell to any one :D:D:


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 25 2010 12:03:48 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

quote:
Originally posted by Sitara

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman





and if u wannt faster then it..plz tell her to dont tell to any one :D:D:



rofl.... :p


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 12:53:54 PM
Message:

hi to every one

Pathan: O, hum is kamre main nahi rahe ga hum ko pagal samjha hai kiya?
Paisa itna diya aur kamra itna chota sa.
Waiter: O,aakhrot ander to chal yeh lift hain


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 1:13:22 PM
Message:

Nahi bhai.....maza nahi aya....Safoora k lateefay lao market main !!! ...........

Sorry Ciapk


Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 3:13:14 PM
Message:

Khud ho ge akhroot :@:@:@:@: ..es ko kis nai bataya :'(..


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 3:42:37 PM
Message:


Akhroat ko choro........yeh batao Humaira nay jo lateefa likha woh perh kar mazaa ayaa ???

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 5:05:28 PM
Message:

(Engagment Ke Baad)
Boy: Oh ! Iss din ka to me kab se intezzar kar raha tha

Girl: To me jau?

...Boy: Nahi bilkul Nahin

Girl : Do You Love me ?

Boy : Ha karta tha , karta hu, aur karta rahunga

Girl : Kabhi mere saath dhoka karoge ?

Boy : Nahi, Isse accha to me mar jau

Girl : Would you like to kiss me ?

Boy : Yes, I like it

Girl : Tum mujhe maroge ?

Boy : Nahi Me aisa aadmi nahi hu

Girl : Kya me tum par vishwaas kar sakti hu ?

Boy : Yes

Girl : Oh Darling!
(Shaddi ke Baad KI hota hy)
NICHEY SE UPPAR PArrHO.....:))


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 5:08:43 PM
Message:

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay

Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti?

Sardar: hum lassi bana rahe hein.
...
Pathan: Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.

Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?.......:)


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 5:11:27 PM
Message:

On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
......“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page..
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-:O:O:O


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 5:13:10 PM
Message:


Hummmmm.....

Lakin woh maza phir bhi nahi ayaa jo safoora k lateefon main hay :) :) :)

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 5:18:17 PM
Message:

Phool wAla .. sAhab ye phool apnI gf k liye lay jao

adMi .. meri koi gf nahi ha

phool wala .. phir apni mengatar k liye lay jao
...
admi .. meri koi mengatr bhi nahi ha

phool wala .. toh apni bv k liye lay jao ..

admi .. meri koi bv bhi nahi ha ..

phool wala .. Aye duniYA k khusH kismAt insaan meri taraf se ye phool muft le ja :P :p


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 5:20:37 PM
Message:

memon: brabar walon se zara iodex lana
Wife: wo log nhn daingey
Memon: han baray hi kanjoos log hain.....................
chalo apni almari se nikal lo ;)


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 5:26:25 PM
Message:

KID:-
DAD Ager Apko Pata Chale K Me 1st Division Pas Hua
To Apko Kesa Lage Ga

...DAD:-
Me To Khushi Say Pagal Ho Jaunga.

KID:-
Bussss...

Isi DAR Se Me FAIL Hogya ;D ;D


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 6:35:18 PM
Message:

Safoora :-| meri joker:P where are ur jokes ! :P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 6:55:46 PM
Message:

Hmmmm missing safoora's jokes......


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 10:21:51 PM
Message:

Party join kerne ka shukria :P :P :P :P


Reply author: Ali RAZA
Replied on: Oct 26 2010 11:56:09 PM
Message:

sitara....nice jokes...magar aap na kabhi apna introduction nahi karaya..aur itnay kam waqt ma itni sari post..


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 27 2010 12:06:59 AM
Message:

bhai jan yeah shareefon ki jagah hai :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 27 2010 09:27:47 AM
Message:

tu phir tum kia kar rahe ho yahan :D:D:D:D...

safoora i missssssssssssssssssssssss u :'(999999999


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 27 2010 10:26:30 AM
Message:


Yaar safoora kahin tap tu nahi gai :( safoora kahan ho dear.........Apnay lateefay lao market main.

Sitara.

Aap nay bhi akhir thak-haar k maan hi lia.........

Regards.


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 27 2010 4:29:31 PM
Message:

safoora ajkal sajde kerahi hia 16 ko usska result haina :P:P:P:P:P:P sare gunahun ki maafi mangli hugi abhi tak ussne :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 08:53:27 AM
Message:

@ raza.. haan kuch aisa hi ker ri hoon:p
@ yasir and sarfraz bhai

yaar bas itnii koi stupid classes ki schedules hain subha 8 se sham 7 baje tak... then buses k dhakhay khanay k baad tu bilkul himmat nai rehti.. well aj off hay tu m here..:P
lateefay tu zada nai hain as mera mobile hi kharab hugaya hay :S

and yaar pleez bakion k b lateefon pe hasa kerooo :P ab dekho mera mobile hi kharab hugaya :P samjha kero yar :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 08:55:24 AM
Message:

Dont steal
Dont lie
Dont kill
&
Dont Cheat



Coz..


The Government doesnt like competition!!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 08:57:59 AM
Message:

Pakistan in 2025

Bikhari:- Khuda k naam pe kuch de de...




Boy:- Yeh lay meri MBA ki degree rakh lay...



Bikhari:- nai chiye..

Tujhe chioye

TO meri CA ki Degree Rakh lay :O :\


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 08:59:58 AM
Message:

Aurat kabhi nai badalti...

magar..



Admi mar l b badal jata hay..


PROOF:

aadmi mar k bhoot ban jata hay

jab k

Aurat churail ki Churail hi rehti hay :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 09:03:43 AM
Message:

Boy: I can do anything for u

GIrl: Can u die for me?

BOy: yes

Girl: Can u Bring Stars for me?

BOy: Yes ofcourse

GIrl: Oh my Baby! Can u delete Ur FACEBOOK account for me?

BOy: OH behan G tere Ghar walay Pareshan huray hungay Ghar jao :P :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 09:06:06 AM
Message:

ek Admi Rikshaw walay se:
Khan Shaab Saddar jaye ga?

Khan sahab:
O mera khayal hay nai jaye ga

Admi:

Aray bhai saddar jayega?

Khan Sahab:
Shayad 2013 Tak jayega!

Admi:
Abay me bool ra hu Electronic market Saddar jayega?

Khan Sahab:

tu yun kahoo na.. hum samjha tum us Khabees ka baat ker ra hay!:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 09:43:40 AM
Message:

ahhahahhaoaoaoaohoahoaaoaoahooah:D:D:D:D:D
aurtain churail ki churail hote hain D::D:D:D hohooh o ye to maira pasandeda latefa hai :D::D::DD:


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 1:32:20 PM
Message:

hahah mujhe pata tha aap ko bara pasand ayega :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:13:47 PM
Message:

ahhahahhaoaoaoaohoahoaaoaoahooah:D:D:D:D:D
aurtain churail ki churail hote hain D::D:D:D hohooh o ye to maira pasandeda latefa hai :D::D::DD:


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:20:39 PM
Message:

abe yar tere hand writing b maire se milte julte hai :O..


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:22:32 PM
Message:


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..................mazaa agayaa yaar :)

Aaj bohat dino k baad phir hassi i kisi lateefay par.

Regards.



Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:35:01 PM
Message:

lol mazeed nit naye lateefon k liye intezaar kijiyee :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:39:12 PM
Message:


hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha

Tumhara har lateefa itna hasaanay wala hota hay yaar.

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:43:07 PM
Message:

dramay kartay hu tum loog kasam se :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:50:44 PM
Message:


Hahahaha...........Lakin kya hua mainay kuch ghalat kaha kya heheheheh. Yakeen karo mujhay sirf tumharay lateefon say hassi ati hay...... :)


Regards.


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:52:26 PM
Message:

pors bolo k sofoora k lateefon or aiena daikh k hassi ati hai :p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:56:12 PM
Message:

ahahaha aina dekh k tu yasir bhai ko khooof ata huga yaqeenan :P:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 3:59:01 PM
Message:

yasir bhai taref karo line na maro :$


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:10:32 PM
Message:

Whats the similarity
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?
. . . . . . .
Both are very ‘CONSCIOUS’ about “FIGURES”…..!!! :p :D


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:12:09 PM
Message:

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:->

-Don’t talk in front of my back.

-Both of U 3 get out of my room.

-Open the window, let the environment come in.

-I have 2 sisters both are girls.

-All of U stand in a straight circle.

-Give me a red pen of any colour.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:18:44 PM
Message:

Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They have only one of it…
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them..


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:21:12 PM
Message:

*Breaking News*
2010 K Sub Se Baray Raaz Se Pardah
Uth Hi Gaya
K
Munni Kyun Budnaam Hui?
Kyun K

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Usko Shabbir Ne Dekh Liya Tha.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:23:13 PM
Message:

Shehnsha akbar ne hukam dia k anarkali ko deewar mein band kar do.


shehzada saleem bola:


abba hazoor isney thori kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam kar do..:-p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:25:40 PM
Message:

Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:29:13 PM
Message:

Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 4:30:54 PM
Message:

What is the height of flirting?

When ur love letter starts with "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN"


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 5:34:30 PM
Message:


HahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahaha..........................

Safoora yaar paet main dard ho gya hass hass kar sirf yehi nahi main kursi per betha tha hastay hastay neechay girr gya. Tumharay lateeefay bohata umda aur myaari hain.

Regards.


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Oct 28 2010 8:37:20 PM
Message:

Yasir bhai bhai ki uurdu tu bohut umda or mayari hai :p mujhey bhe sikha du :P bachioon ko mutasir kerna hai shyri ker k :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Oct 29 2010 10:07:28 AM
Message:

What is the height of flirting?

When ur love letter starts with "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN"


ohhohohohohoaohoaahohaoha oaoahahawwawa hawawa hawawwawa hawWwwwwwwwwW hawWwwwWw :D:D:D:DD::D: hkhehkehkekehehkhke

hohooohohhooo


Reply author: WARDAH
Replied on: Oct 29 2010 2:27:48 PM
Message:

lolllzzz lovely jokes safoora :)


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 29 2010 3:06:31 PM
Message:


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....................Main nay aaj phir say wohi puranay lateefay parhaay Aur phir itni xiada hassi i...........

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................Hassi nahi tukti yaar safoora tumharay lateefay parh kar.

Thanks yaar.

Regards.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........oops sorry........


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:15:27 PM
Message:

hahahahahh yasir bhai mujhe tu lag ra hay apko mera name parh k hi hasi ana start hujati hay :p hahah


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:17:37 PM
Message:

Jo Log ELFY garam pani me daal k nahatay hain ...







woh loog kabhi Toot kar nahi bikhra kartay...

Zubaida Apa k zaalim tootkay :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:20:19 PM
Message:

Definition of a Chartered Accountant:

Chartered Accountant is an individual who has maximum Market value , when he is fully depreciated..


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:23:39 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

What is the height of flirting?

When ur love letter starts with "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN"


ohhohohohohoaohoaahohaoha oaoahahawwawa hawawa hawawwawa hawWwwwwwwwwW hawWwwwWw :D:D:D:DD::D: hkhehkehkekehehkhke

hohooohohhooo




control bhai control lol


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:33:49 PM
Message:

Lo Mere "GIRL FRIEND " Ki Photo Dekho,



.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
*some
photo
missing* .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

Beta Agar "BHABI" Ki NIYAT Se Dekhte To Zaror NAZAR Aati.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:38:34 PM
Message:

# Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo munni tarp tarp k ap se pochte he?
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Kamino
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MAA KA LAADLA BHI TO BIGRA THA! :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:40:46 PM
Message:

Mohabbat ke khatir hum bhi samandar me kood sakte hain..
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"faraz"
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Par shart ye hai k bachi Titanic wali honi chahiye...!!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:43:02 PM
Message:

Yeh keh kr usne Meri AANkh main ungli mardi
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Tere mast mast do nain Mere dil ka le gaye chain!

\(-,)/
( ) 0yeeee..!
/ \


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:44:56 PM
Message:

Agar Aap chai Banate waqt Chai ki Patti k Sath
Thori tambaco ki patti dal dein,
To koi b Aenda
Aapse Chai ki farmaish nhi karega.:-)

(Zubaida Aapa K Jaan Leva Totky)


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:50:29 PM
Message:


HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa


Thanks yaar tum phir say aa gain market main HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Kya zaberdust lateefay hain mazaa agaya yakeen karo HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa


Regards.


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:55:36 PM
Message:


Par shart ye hai k bachi Titanic wali honi chahiye...!!

HaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaH

uff yar tumharay lateefay perh kar abb saari raat hassi ati rahay gi. Aur sara din main hasta rehta hun office main beth kar .........HaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHaH

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:57:22 PM
Message:

Golden Words)

Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho or Usay
Hasil na Kar Sako to...



[' Fittay Moo ']

Balke [ "Durr Fittay Mu" ]

Lakh Laanat Teri Aashqi Te.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 30 2010 9:59:42 PM
Message:

lol yasir bhai haso zara aur khil khila k :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 31 2010 01:32:36 AM
Message:


Dear iss say xiada hassa tu bateesi haath main ajaigi..........

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 31 2010 7:50:24 PM
Message:

lol abhi kahan hay battesi?


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Oct 31 2010 7:51:59 PM
Message:

INVITATION FOR " GRAND DINNER":

Dear fiends,
***some text missing**

Thanks.. Ana Zaroor haan!!..:)


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Oct 31 2010 9:28:21 PM
Message:


***some text missing**

HahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahah...............Hud ho gai yaar kya ajeeb sa jadoo hay tumharay lateefon main.....


Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 01 2010 09:00:16 AM
Message:

**** some text mising ** ::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 02 2010 9:53:22 PM
Message:

haha :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 02 2010 9:57:38 PM
Message:

1 pathan bujhi hoi cigarette pee raha tha..

kisi ne poocha yeh kesi cigarette pee rahay hu is me se to Dhouwaan hi nai nikal ra?!!

pathan bola: oyee khoochaa Cigarette " silent" per hay :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 02 2010 10:01:28 PM
Message:

In Exam hall a girl asked to a boy:
" mujhe bas is answer ka starting bata do.. baki me khud likh longi '

us larkay ne dehan se idher udher dekha.. phir dhere se bola
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'The.....':D


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 02 2010 11:18:54 PM
Message:


//1 pathan bujhi hoi cigarette pee raha tha.....//

//The.....':D//

HahahahahaaHahahahahaaHahahahahaaHaha..........nice yaar.

Regards.



Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 09:05:47 AM
Message:

ohhoaohahoahhahahoahoahaho :D:D:D:D 'THE' hahoahahohoahoahoaohaho :D:D:D:


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 11:58:26 AM
Message:

uffffffffff safoooraaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhahahahahahhaa
kasam se meraa uns huns k pait mein dard ho gayaa hai
alaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaar
awesome
mjhey bhi sms kiaa karro
mein tumhein offline msgs per apna no. likh k bhej rhi hu ok :)


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:03:02 PM
Message:

Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko phansa rakha hai,
Faraz.






Aur hamain kehti hai,
Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye .

<(',')>
( )
_/ \_ jhoti


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:04:12 PM
Message:


Mera Number bhi safoora ko day dena :)

Regards.


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:04:55 PM
Message:

Pssengr:Agr Sb Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida?


Pathan:Agr Sb Trains Wqt Pr Hon To Waitng Room Ka Kya Faida?

Oe hoee





Pathan B Point Mar Skta Hy;-)


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:07:11 PM
Message:

Difference b/w men n women...
Women's version:

Woman1- oh! u got a haircut!dats so cute!

woman2- do u thnk so? i wsnt sure whn she gav me the miror. I mean, u dnt thnk its too fluffy løoking?

woman1- oh God no! its perfct. i'd love to get my haircut like dat bt i thnk my face is too wide.

woman2- r u serious? I thnk ur fac is adorable n u cud easly get layer cut, dat wud look so cute. i was actualy gonna do dat exept i was afraid it wont go wid my löng neck..

woman1- r u kiding? i wud lov to hav ur neck..
woman 2- oh thanks!


Men's version:

Man2- hair cut?
Man1- YEAH !! :D


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:09:32 PM
Message:

The most romantic lines:

Main kho geya hon tumhaaray piyaar main,
Tum b kho jao...!!

Translation in English:




"I am lost in your love,
U also GET LOST".:-D


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:12:27 PM
Message:

Aik Khargosh Roz Lohaar ki Dukan Pe jata or kehta-
GAJAR hai?

Lohaar inkar kr deta.

Aik din lohaar ko ghussa aya or us ne khargosh k dant torr diye.

Phir





Phir kya...?
Agle din khargosh Aaya Or bola-




GAJAR KA JUICE HAI..;-)


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:13:40 PM
Message:

hahaahhhahaaohoahoahoahoaoha aimn b sekh gai hai ::D:D:D:D:D


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:14:33 PM
Message:

A turtle was trying hard to fly.
Each time it tried to fly, the turtle fell back to the ground.
About an hour later, watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two birds.
Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said,






"Don't you think it's time to tell him that he was adopted !!"
:D:P


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:16:18 PM
Message:

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT...!!

Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha. Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poochha K "Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhi Usey Salam Q Karte Ho?"
Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya"
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Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar;
Moral: har msg islami nahi hota


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:16:37 PM
Message:


NAmai.

hahahahha............Khargosh wala lateefa bohat zaberdust tha......Aur xiada maza ata agar yeh lateefa saforra post karti :)

Regards.


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:19:51 PM
Message:

Kitna Roya tha wo,

meh****a ko CALL kar k


"Faraz...


Jab

Raat k 3 Bajey uss ne Suna?

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?



"Aap ka Matlooba Number
Doosri Line par Masroof he


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 12:25:06 PM
Message:

Just before their wedding, a couple died & went to heaven.
They told the angel: we want to marry each other.

Angel asked them to think about it for 5 years.

After 5 years they came back with the same demand.
The angel again asked them to wait for another 5 years..

After 5 years they came again & got married.

After a few months they reallized that they were not compatable & went to the same angel for divorce.

Angel (angrily): IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO LOOK FOR A MOULVI IN HEAVEN AND NOW YOU WANT A LAWYER?:@


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 2:03:38 PM
Message:

Simplest Truth !


One Who Sends More

Forward Messages

To All

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Is The One

Who Does Not Hv

A Boyfrnd or Girlfrnd
:p


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 10:18:30 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Namia Beera

uffffffffff safoooraaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhahahahahahhaa
kasam se meraa uns huns k pait mein dard ho gayaa hai
alaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaar
awesome
mjhey bhi sms kiaa karro
mein tumhein offline msgs per apna no. likh k bhej rhi hu ok :)


yaaar messenger nai chal raa... mail me ur numb..:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 03 2010 10:20:46 PM
Message:

Ustaad: kal school se chutti kue ki thi??

Shagird: sir, mehmaan aye huay thay..
Ustaad: O I C

Shagird: Sir, o i hondi tay me aj v nai ana c...:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 09:40:21 AM
Message:

Just before their wedding, a couple died & went to heaven.
They told the angel: we want to marry each other.

Angel asked them to think about it for 5 years.

After 5 years they came back with the same demand.
The angel again asked them to wait for another 5 years..

After 5 years they came again & got married.

After a few months they reallized that they were not compatable & went to the same angel for divorce.

Angel (angrily): IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO LOOK FOR A MOULVI IN HEAVEN AND NOW YOU WANT A LAWYER?:@




hhoahohaoaoaohoahoaahohoahoahoahoa hoahohao athe god one :DD:D::


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 3:50:18 PM
Message:


Height of nalaiq pan....
Dad: why didnot you go to the exam...?
Son: Paper was tough
Dad: Witout going how do you know?
Son: Paper leaked two days ago....


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 3:58:44 PM
Message:

heheheheheh good try humaira:P..magar agar ye latefa saffora k qulam se likha hota to zada hanse ate :P


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 4:13:37 PM
Message:

Teacher:3 or3 kitne huway
Sardar:6
Teacher:shabash ye lo 6 tafiyan
Sardar:muje maloom hota to 33 batata.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 4:18:36 PM
Message:

pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 4:21:34 PM
Message:

Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ? Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 5:07:06 PM
Message:

Safoora Safoora hai :P


East West Raza is the best :P


ohh sorrie safoora is the best :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 5:21:38 PM
Message:

ye humaira nahi samjhai ge hamare jazbat :P..


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 8:53:11 PM
Message:


Achi jadd-o-Jehad ki hay aap nay Humaira.........main aap ki koshihon ki kadar karta hun.........Lakin ek baat likhay baghair raha nahi jaa raha Aur woh baat yeh hay k "Safoora Safoora hay"

Wakai jo maza safoora k lateefon man hay woh kisi k lateefon main nahi.

Regards.


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 10:04:09 PM
Message:

ek bacha paper per hath ko rakh k usko draw kar raha tha...

teacher: paper mein hath ki diagram to nahi aai phr tum kiun bana rhy ho??

bacha: mein paper bananey waley per laanat bhej raha hu


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 10:05:15 PM
Message:

mere pas ab lateefay hi khatam hugaye hain lol


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 10:07:34 PM
Message:

A famous idiom in its modern Form..:


An Apple a day
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Is not affordable today..:( :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 10:11:10 PM
Message:

Boy asked girl..: y u love a rose that dies in a day. and dont love me who dies for u everyday..??


Girl replied: Oyee hoyeee dialogue kahan se maraa shianayyy :p


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 10:50:54 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Safoora

Boy asked girl..: y u love a rose that dies in a day. and dont love me who dies for u everyday..??


Girl replied: Oyee hoyeee dialogue kahan se maraa shianayyy :p



hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

Shiani :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 04 2010 11:08:29 PM
Message:



A famous idiom in its modern Form..:



hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 09:09:35 AM
Message:

A famous idiom in its modern Form..:


An Apple a day
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Is not affordable today..:( :P


hoahoahohoahoahoahohoahoahoaho hahoahohoahawawwawwWwwW hahawWWwwWw hawWwwwwwWww hhkhkhkhkhkihkihihkihki:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

not its my FB status:P


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 10:16:56 AM
Message:

Meera ki achanak flight mein tabiat kharab ho gaee to air hostess nain poocha "Are you sick ;suffering from fever"
Meera replied, No I am Muslim and suffering from Lahore.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 10:30:08 AM
Message:

pathan dukan wale se or kya hal hen? dukan wala: bs ap ki dua chahiye. pathan: wo hum tum ko nai dega. dukan wala: Q? pathan: Q k wo abi 8 saal ki he.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 10:56:02 AM
Message:

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.

bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.

Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;

khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

KHAN ;cycle ki........;


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 11:33:46 AM
Message:

haoahooaoahoahoaho aoahoahooahhoa ahohoahoa hahhaha ha ha ha ha :D cha gai humaira :D:D:D::D good one ...


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:08:17 PM
Message:

A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge
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LADY:your honor plz let me go i am a school teacher i am getting late for my class.
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JUDGE:aahaa so u r a teacher,i have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"500 times...(',')


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:13:29 PM
Message:

Good going guyzz n girls....


Reply author: Ali RAZA
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:19:24 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sitara

Good going guyzz



kya tumhay humaira aur safoora guyz nazar arhay hay??? batao batao


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:33:17 PM
Message:

kahan likha hai..


Reply author: Ali RAZA
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:35:12 PM
Message:

sitara....right..!! i need to change my glasses !;)


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:38:54 PM
Message:

sharabi:Molana sahab aap meri sharab chorwa sakte hain?
Molana:G bilkul
Sharabi:To police ne meri 5 bottle li hain zara churwa dain.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:39:02 PM
Message:

Exactly... :)


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:43:47 PM
Message:

Pathan 2 Sardar;
5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani me rehty hen.
Sardar; Fish
Pathan. theek hy or batao
Sardar, Fish ki Ammi. Abu, Bhai or Bhen.
Pathan . Shabash!


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 12:46:37 PM
Message:

hhaohahoaoahoaho hahahoahoahoaho humaura cha gai :D:D:D:D:DD: safoora ki takar ki hai :P:P:P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 3:05:50 PM
Message:


Humaira..........

Aap plz yeh lateefay safoora k mobile per forward kardia karain.......Phir woh yahan post kar dia karegi........Woh kya haina Humain lateefay sirf safoora k hi haath k achay lagtay hain :)

Regards.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 3:39:40 PM
Message:

ok.....
give me the mobile number of safoora next time i will send it on safoora's mobile okkkk

BE HAPPY


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 4:05:38 PM
Message:

kia mouqa he dada tideeeee:D...main bata ta hon safoora ka number :$


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 5:17:33 PM
Message:


Sarfaraz.

Mujhay andaza hay kya trick chal rahi hay tumharay creative damagh main :)

Safoora.

Yaar aap apna Cell number mujhay Mail kardo.......Takay woh number main Humaira ko forward kar saku.........Uss bechari nay pehli baar koi farmaish ki hay. Ho sakay tu ghar ka adress bhi likh dena kyun k might b possible Kisi din humaira k mobile main credit nahi hua tu woh tumharay address per Post kar dagi. Tu kul milaa k yeh do cheezain yaad say bata dena As humaira nay poochi hain........Haan ek baat mujhay bhi poochni thi Yaar tumharay "bhai" kitnay hain ???

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 9:16:40 PM
Message:

yasir bhai mere do bhai hain.. dono mujh se chotay hain dont worry.. :P me khud hi theek thaak builder hoon yaqeen na aye tu aiman se pooch lena..us ne mujhe dekha hua hay :P

and humaira chanda.. in logoun ki baat me na aao.. i m loving ur posts.. keep posting shona :)
and number b chiye hu tu me xaroor dedunge tum ko :)

and sarfraz bhai and yasir bhai kia hay yaar sab se phadda karwaogay kia meraaaaaaaa:@


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 9:20:20 PM
Message:

no new jokes for today.. mere fans mere puranay jokes parh k kaam chalain..


Teri Meherbani:P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 05 2010 11:45:10 PM
Message:


Hehehe.......Moti........Apnay Motapay ko Builder ka naam day kar jhenp mitaa rahi ho hehehe. Ek jaga bethi rehti ho sms parhti rehti ho.........Thora bhago-dhoro hehehehe Kidding offcourse yaar. Dil per mat lelena.

Namia.

Chalo namia batao yeh safoora dikhnay main kesi hay ??? Khass tor per jab yeh 4 class main thi tab kesi thi hehehehhe.

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 08:28:14 AM
Message:

lol us ko nai pata k me 4th class me kesi thi..:P lol yasir bhai gym shym b jati hun me..:P achi khasi builder hun sachii :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 10:42:56 AM
Message:


Yeh kasi larkian forum per hain yaar, Moti aur jim-shim janay ka shok rakhnay wali.....pehlay bhi tumhari tarah ki ek larki ati rahi hay.........Builder tu tum itnay fakher say bata rahi ho....koi achi lagti hain Builder larkian ??? Larkian nauk hi achi lagti hain Anyways kitni build bunaa li hay tumnay Kabhi ana Yahoo per apni tasweer k saath phir dekhain gay Aur sahi tareekay say comment pass karain gay.

Mujhay tu tum ghaploo daploo type ki lagnay lagi ho....

Regards.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 10:56:28 AM
Message:

Teacher To Student:Can You DefineWho Is LECTURAR?




Student: A LECTURAR is a Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 10:58:36 AM
Message:

App sab ko fight kerne ki koi zaroorat nahi main khud hi safoora se no lay loon gi okkk Guys

Kiun safoora main ne theek kaha na?


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 11:02:03 AM
Message:


Nahi Humaira.......Aap bohat hi masroof khatoon hain.....Yeh kaam aap k liay main kardunga.....Kuch humain bhi moka dijiyay apki khidmat karnay ka......

Regards.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 11:39:35 AM
Message:

yasir kiun nai main ap ko yeh sherf zaroor bakhsuoo gi...per kiya hain na k ajj kal main bilkul free hoon aur farigh bore ho jati hon to jaise hi main busy ho jao gi main apni duty app ko transfer ker doon gi ok.....to filhal yeh kaam main khud hi ker loon gi


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 11:50:46 AM
Message:

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:12:02 PM
Message:

haan g bilkul humaira.. :P sai tika k reply kia hay yasir bhai ko apne :) :P lagta hay hum dono ki khoob banay gi :P aur yasir bhai ki khoob hatay gi :P

REgardss Yasir bhaii :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:13:44 PM
Message:

Yeh tu pura Karachi is tarah band hugaya FARAZ



Jese Dr. Imran Farooq ki dead body khud chal k arai hu


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:14:14 PM
Message:


Chalain theek hay Humaira Aap khud hi lay lijiyay......Itni zidd kar rahi hain tu main kya mana kar sakta hun.

Safoora.

Chalo yaar Humaira-bhai ko apnay contacts dedo.

Regards.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:15:10 PM
Message:

teacher : story sunao
sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:17:02 PM
Message:

hahah yasir bhai humaira tu meri behnoon jesi hai


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:25:07 PM
Message:


Nahi dear tumhari koi behan nahi........sab bhai hain tumharay.


Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:32:27 PM
Message:

bhayya aisi baat nai hay meri behnain b hain!!:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 12:34:22 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Humaira

teacher : story sunao
sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay



lol asia karoogay tu kon aye ga??:P

gud going humaira!!


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:37:22 PM
Message:

ý1990 chokidar:
Bhayon FAJAR ka waqt ho gaya hai uth jao...
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2010 chokidar:
Night pakage walo jaag rahe hoto NAMAZ parh k sona....


Hansi nahe aiee na... Next plz.....


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:39:00 PM
Message:

hahaha mujhe tu bari hasi ai.. infact mene apnay kuch frnds ko forward kia hay msg :P lag gai hay logon ki :P lol thanX sitara :P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:39:56 PM
Message:

Pak cricketers email ID's:

Kamran Akmal:
drop-a-catch@crucial-stage.com
...
...Younis Khan:
Playbackfoot@out-levels.com

Shoaib Malik:
useful-only@india-matches.com

Misbah:
playing4free@Good-will.com

Shahid Afridi:
over-rated@boom-boom.com

Fawad Alam:
why-m-i-there@God-knows.com

Umar Gul:
yorker-master@t20-only.com

Salman Butt:
Pardon@ICC.com

Ijaz butt
Over age-baba@aahoo.com.

Yusaf
main-ki-kran@wick-gy-saray.com


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:40:40 PM
Message:

Dedicated to yasir bhaii:

Din me chand sitaray achay nai lagtay
ab dunya k nazaray achay nai lagtay

kash koi aa k keh de hamary ammi abbu se...
k ab hum kanwaray achay nai lagtay :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:46:09 PM
Message:

hahaha ausuuummmmm sitara!!!


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:47:23 PM
Message:


koi kya main khud kitni baar keh chuka hun hehehehe. Lakin ghar walay kehtay hain 3 saal baad karna Aur pichlay chaar saaalon say woh yehi keh rahain hain....Uff yaar.

Khair yeh tu mazak tha, mera wesay koi mood-shood nahi hota via-shyaa ka. Bilawaja ki zimmedarian lenay ka kya faida. esay hi raho dunya main lakhon aadmi single hain hehehe. Paisa jama karo Aur araam karo anjoy karo Piasa khatam hojai phir say jama karo :)

Abb shadi kar k Kolu-k-Bail ki tarah mehnat kartay raho, hata bay.

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:49:32 PM
Message:

lol angoor khattay hain .. hay na yasir bhai :P


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 1:54:14 PM
Message:


Heheheh......Full funter ho tum bhi.....haan yaar mari post perhnay say tu esa hi lag raha hay lakin esa hay nahi....

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 2:10:07 PM
Message:

Thanks safoora U ka jokes bhi awsome hotay hain.... Abhi credit nhe warna forward hojatay hain tmhre msg bhi..


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 2:17:02 PM
Message:

boy: tum ro q rahi ho?
grl: mere num buhat kam ai hain
boy: kitne..???
grl: 1100 mai sy sirf 990
boy: bibi kuch tu khuda ka khoof karo itne mai tu 3 lerky pass ho jaty hain
...::P:P:P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 2:19:19 PM
Message:

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
...Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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....It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”:P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 2:21:33 PM
Message:

*Love before Marriage*Janu… agar tum naii to mein b nahi,mei nahi to tum nahi…*Love after Marriage*“baghairta”…Aj tu nahi ya mein nahi


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 2:24:31 PM
Message:

boy: will you marry me..?

girl:yes..![
ßòý starts running
girl:hey where you going...?
...
boy:i m going to update my relationship status on facebook.... :P :p


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 2:56:17 PM
Message:


Hahahaha boy:i m going to update my relationship status on facebook.... hahahahah.

Nice Sitara......

Regards,


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 4:00:14 PM
Message:

1 kam to karo
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pata karo is tarha k messages kon banata hai


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:02:02 PM
Message:

ek admi choori karnay ghar main ghussa

mAlik : kon ha wahan ?

admi : meooww
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malik : kon ha ?

adMI : meoww

maLik : arAy kon ha bahi ?

Admi : abay ghaday billi hun billi :P :P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:04:51 PM
Message:

Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student: I is......
Teacher: No, always say "I am"
Student: Ok then, " Iam the ninth letter of the alphabets
Moral:
...Humesha efficiency nhn jharni chahye kbhe kbhe student ki bhe sun leni chahye :P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:10:03 PM
Message:

¤-Achi Achi Baatein-¤

1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jaisy mat urao,
...Abay Rocket smjho Rocket :-P

2) Koshish karo kisi se b Bad Zubani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do :-P

3) Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Is liye sochain k Ziyada Parh kar ap kahin kisi ka haq to nahi Maar rahay :-D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:12:32 PM
Message:

Kirayedar:- Main ne suna hai
K is ghar main jin, bhoot aur roohain aati hain

Maalik makaan:- Pata nahin bhai
...Mujhe to khud maray huay
4 saal ho gaye :D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:14:10 PM
Message:

Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?
Student:
Oxygen,
Chlorine,
...Florine,
Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Afreen,
Parveen,
&
Yasmeen! ;D ;D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:15:53 PM
Message:

Sardar ji laughing behind Pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password.
Pathan:what is it?

Sardar: its 4 stars (****)

...Pathan: Haha u r wrong, its 3384


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:18:49 PM
Message:

Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
...
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan ......you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi....:))


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:21:41 PM
Message:


Hahahahaah............Good Again.......

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:22:00 PM
Message:

Sheikh Bhai 1 ropy ka easy load kar do

Shopkeaper: itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms

Sheikh:karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ay..:P:


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 6:24:23 PM
Message:

I l0ve Facebokk...........
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but.
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I hate t0 face my text book :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 9:46:48 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by yasir_live


Heheheh......Full funter ho tum bhi.....haan yaar mari post perhnay say tu esa hi lag raha hay lakin esa hay nahi....

Regards.



pehchan gaye hu aap mujhe yasir bhai :P:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 06 2010 9:48:35 PM
Message:

ohh sitara reallly good jokes !!:P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 10:38:49 AM
Message:

pele tu ek he joker thi safoora ab abadi bher gai hia :P


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 11:31:01 AM
Message:

English teacher: Batao yeh konsa zamana he?

Me ro raha hon
Tum ro rahe ho
Wo ro rahi he
...Hum sab ro rahe hain

Student:
Sir ye Zardari ki hukumat ka
zamana lagta hai.


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 11:58:33 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sitara

English teacher: Batao yeh konsa zamana he?

Me ro raha hon
Tum ro rahe ho
Wo ro rahi he
...Hum sab ro rahe hain

Student:
Sir ye Zardari ki hukumat ka
zamana lagta hai.




Lakin iss zamanay main bhi ek banda esa hay jiss ki Muskurahat kabhi rukti hi nahi hay, Har waqt uss ki shakal bilkul esi hoti hay

Good-g Sitara, Thora change attitude aap ka pichlay dino main

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 12:12:46 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by yasir_live

quote:
Originally posted by Sitara

English teacher: Batao yeh konsa zamana he?

Me ro raha hon
Tum ro rahe ho
Wo ro rahi he
...Hum sab ro rahe hain

Student:
Sir ye Zardari ki hukumat ka
zamana lagta hai.




Lakin iss zamanay main bhi ek banda esa hay jiss ki Muskurahat kabhi rukti hi nahi hay, Har waqt uss ki shakal bilkul esi hoti hay

Good-g Sitara, Thora change attitude aap ka pichlay dino main

Regards.




Ha poary Pakistan main wohi to ik wahid shaks hai to hanst rehta hai... Waise aisi hansi aj tak ni dekhi Allah maf karay.....


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 12:14:57 PM
Message:


Esa shakhs bhi tu nahi dekha aaj tak :)

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 12:25:18 PM
Message:

good going sitara :) reallynice jokes :)


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 12:43:11 PM
Message:

safoora apni id batayh...


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 12:48:13 PM
Message:


Yeh lijiyay safoora ki ID :-

black_hattt@yahoo.com

Regards.


Reply author: Ali RAZA
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 12:54:16 PM
Message:

kabhi sitara na bhi mujhe apni chatting list ma add kya tha...lagta hay galat ID di thi..log aisa kyu karte hay :)


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 12:59:11 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by yasir_live


Yeh lijiyay safoora ki ID :-

black_hattt@yahoo.com

Regards.




Teri meherbani... Yeh Ap rakh lain .. Safoora ko apni ID yad hai.....


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 1:01:23 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Ali RAZA

kabhi sitara na bhi mujhe apni chatting list ma add kya tha...lagta hay galat ID di thi..log aisa kyu karte hay :)



Kya hogaya hai ..


Reply author: Ali RAZA
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 1:54:51 PM
Message:

Sitara

Yesterday when I was deleting inbox messages,I found your message.You may forgot but I remember when I see your message and I also check the long list of my friend,I found you too.It takes a long time,no problem if you do not remember it.

Cheers...!!

Regards,


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 2:04:26 PM
Message:

Raza.

Jhoota hi sahi.......Tumhain tu khair Add bhi kar lia humain tu Sitara nay "Teri Meharbani" keh kar Tarkhaa dia, Tissue Plz. Halakay main nay Sitara ko iss liay add karna chaha takay main uss ki madad kar sakun CA k hawalay say or PPT k hawalay say.......Lakin larkian pata nahi kyun ghalat samajh bethti hain

By the way, Tumnay offline sari koshishain ki hui hain

Chalo raza yeh batao k offline tumhara kis kis forum member say rabta rehta hay

Regards.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 3:30:14 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Ali RAZA

Sitara

Yesterday when I was deleting inbox messages,I found your message.You may forgot but I remember when I see your message and I also check the long list of my friend,I found you too.It takes a long time,no problem if you do not remember it.

Cheers...!!

Regards,



I do remember Once you said something about my area. Then u mailed me and I replied u beck.


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 4:58:09 PM
Message:

Here it goes..................


Jub b hum ne kisi larki ko ghoora…

Us ki shadi ho gai…

Waja ??

Nigahe-e-mard-e-momin se badal jati hain taqdeerain……


Reply author: Ali RAZA
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 5:40:28 PM
Message:

sitara....matlab ye hay kay tumhari ID to thek thi,ho sakta hay kay network problem ho

yasir...khehekheeee


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 9:10:29 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sitara

safoora apni id batayh...


saffoo_saffa@hotmail.com

yaar msn messenger not chaling mera..:( maut pari v hay uskoo:@


email kerdena me ko


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 07 2010 9:12:56 PM
Message:

Muhabbat k rastay me har waqt dard milay ga....



sochat hun FARAZ isi rastay pe MEdical Store Khool lun...Bohat Vhalay ga :p


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 08:36:22 AM
Message:

safoora Sitara and humaira :D:D:D ...u ppl rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :D:D:D:

mza agaya kasam se :)..
:D:D:DD:D:


Student: A LECTURAR is a Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.

:D:D:D:D:D


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 11:54:30 AM
Message:

Sardar ke bv ka rang kala tha,
1din us ne red sari phne or sardar se pocha k main kase lag rahi hon Sardar:jase surme ke factory me aag lagi ho


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 11:58:00 AM
Message:

British:
can u swim ?
Pathan:
No
British:
Dog is better than u bcoz it swims.
Pathan:
Can u swim ?
British:
yes
Pathan:
then whts the difference between u n dog.


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 12:00:00 PM
Message:


Matlab Pathan bhi point maar sakta hay..........

//jase surme ke factory me aag lagi ho//

Good job Humaira..

Regards.



Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 12:17:36 PM
Message:

ek pathan ki apney dost se larai ho gai !
us ne apne dost ko kuch nahi bola magar ghar k pas wale qabristan min apny dost ki tasveer laga di!
or neechay likh diya!
..........COMMING SOON


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 12:25:26 PM
Message:


Hehehehe........quality hay yaar.

Thanks.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 12:48:31 PM
Message:

Professor: what r the 3 words mostly spoken by college students
Student: i don't know
Professor: absolutely right!!


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 1:06:02 PM
Message:

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 1:08:32 PM
Message:

ek doctor ki shadi nurse se ho gai.dost nai doctor se poocha: suna yaar kaise life chal rahi hai?doctor: yar kiya karoon jab tak sister na kahoon sunti he nahin


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 2:04:48 PM
Message:

hahahahahahh safoora ki bahan lagte hain khatoon :P..are kahin ye wo he to nahi jo safoora ko sms forward karten hain :P


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 2:07:08 PM
Message:

Nahi yaar :P :P :P tum bahane nahi dhundo bachi se baatein kerne k :P :P:P:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 2:08:59 PM
Message:

:$ nahi wo to main to bas yaahan se guzar raha tha :$


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 2:11:28 PM
Message:

hahahaha :P:P:P jahan bachi dekhi waheen utar jate hu :P









dada tum tu bheeee apni party k hu :P:P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 2:14:14 PM
Message:

kahan yar ..main to sharef adme hon :$$:$:


Reply author: raza 123
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 2:21:56 PM
Message:

Ja be :P:P:P:P:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 6:52:59 PM
Message:

Fake Degree Test:
Q: ek over me kitni Balls phenki jati hain?


Kia kaha? 6?

...
Sorrryy 1 Over me 1 hi ball 6 baar phenki jati hay...


Puttar Teri v Degree Jalii aee...:P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 6:55:16 PM
Message:

Marnay k baad b uska Anghoota hilta raha FARAZ...

Aadat jo par gai thi Rs.7 mai 1000 sms kernay ki..

DJUICE ONE PLACE ITS FUN TO BE YOUNG!!! :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 7:03:46 PM
Message:

Mom Joined Facebook...

Kid's Status:WTF

Mom Comments: wats WTF?

KId: Welcome To Facebook :P


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 7:06:17 PM
Message:

Real Joke:

Paksitan is the only country where:


An organization spends Millions on Advertisement To reduce the Use of their Product!!


GEO WAPDA/KESC!!


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 08 2010 7:08:04 PM
Message:

Jo ankhon se hamesha rehtay hain Dour..

WAh WAh...

Jo ankhon se hamesha Rehtay ahin Dour...

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Woh Question Exams me atay hain Zaroor :P


Reply author: Anamz1
Replied on: Nov 09 2010 10:35:51 AM
Message:

Killing English ……

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”
_____________________________________________________________________
Class teacher once said :
” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
_____________________________________________________________________
once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”
____________________________________________________________________
“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
_____________________________________________________________________
teacher in a furious mood…
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
_______________________________________________________________________
“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”
______________________________________________________________________
My manager started like this
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”
____________________________________________________________________________
“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board
____________________________________________________________________________
“will u hang that calendar or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”
___________________________________________________________________________
LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”
____________________________________________________________________________
Chemistry HOD comes and tells …
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
____________________________________________________________________________
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
____________________________________________________________________________
“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”
____________________________________________________________________________
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”
____________________________________________________________________________


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 09 2010 11:19:12 AM
Message:



Hehehe.........mujhay tu lagta hay yeh aap hi ki english mistakes hain kai saalon pehlay ki.

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 09 2010 5:51:30 PM
Message:

Urdu Teacher grammer parhatay huay:
"shakila har larkay se baat karti hay"
is jumlay me Shakila kia hay??

Pathan: "Shakila bagherat ka bachi hay"


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 09 2010 5:54:12 PM
Message:

In Pakistan year 2015:

Woh Dekho!!!
Ammi
Abbu
Bahyya..
Baji...
Sab jaldii aoooo

Woh Dekhoooo!!

Wahan 1 ghar me Light jal rai hay....


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 12:01:36 AM
Message:


Hehehe........Woh ek ghar mera khayal hay Bilawal ka hoga.........I mean Bilawal house.

Regards.


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 08:28:18 AM
Message:

:D:D::D:D:


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 10:03:37 AM
Message:

Ek admi aadhi raat ko apni moti wife se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theak hay ya ek dam?
Wife: Ek dam!
aadmi: to apni dosri tang bhi mujh per rakh do!!


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 10:05:34 AM
Message:

Aik Pathan Apny Baap Ki Qaber Per Gaya Or Haal Chaal Pocha
Qaber Se Koi Awaaz Na Aae
Pathan Qaber Per Likh Ker Chla Gaya ...........
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Aisa Kero Gay Tu Kon Aay Ga !


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 11:32:52 AM
Message:

passenger : tum nay mairay jeb me hath kio dala? pathan : muje machis chahiye thi. passenger : tum muj say mang saktay thay. pathan : hum ajnabi say baat nahi kerta.


Reply author: Ali RAZA
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 12:20:38 PM
Message:

Definition of Charted Accountant


Charted Accountant is an individual who has maximum market value, when he is fully depreciated :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 2:10:27 PM
Message:

:D:D:D:D:D good one...


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Nov 10 2010 7:31:36 PM
Message:

Girl: mene Socha tum yaad ker rahay hugay tu tumhe Call karlon...

BOy: acha!
aur 1 ghanta pehlay jo call ki thi wohh??

Girl: Aray Phir se Tumhe call mil gai :S :s


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 11 2010 09:10:53 AM
Message:

hoaoahoahoahohoahoaho hohahhaohoahoahoahoaho:D:DD:


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 08:10:05 AM
Message:

yar ye Aimin NUKTTA kion ban gai hai ???:O:O:O


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 12:00:06 PM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan

yar ye Aimin NUKTTA kion ban gai hai ???:O:O:O



mujhe khud nhi pata


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 12:03:01 PM
Message:

pathan ne A 2 Z english seekhi!

a:apple
b:bara apple
c:chota apple...
.......d:dosra apple
e:ek hor apple
f:fer apple
g:ganda apple
h:hara apple
i:india da apple
j:jappani apple
k:kharab apple
l:laal apple
m:mitha apple
n:nawaan apple
o:OO apple
p:pakistani apple
q:quetta da apple
r:rall mill ker khaan aala apple
s:saada aaple
t:twada apple
u:unna da aaple
w:wadda aaple
x:xuni da apple;)
y:yellow apple
z:zindabad apple:D


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 12:07:14 PM
Message:

Shadi ki Salgira per:
Sardar ji Apni BV k liye Gulab ka phool le k aaya..
BV: Muje ye nahi koi Sone ki cheez Do!!
Sardar ji: Ye lo

...Taqiya

or so jao.


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 12:09:14 PM
Message:

Larka, larki walon se: Mjhe aik aisi larki chahye jo ziada khati peeti na ho, tez na ho or humesha chup kar k apnay husband ki sunay....
Larki waley: Aisi larki to apko ICU mian hi miley gi ;


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 12:37:01 PM
Message:


Hahahhahaha...........Beautiful yaar.

sach main bohat hassa dia tumnay iss waqt. Thanks sitara.

Regards.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 1:00:44 PM
Message:

Sardar ka parosi mar gaya...Woh us k gher gaya aur pucha
Lash aa gai kiya?
Itfaq se usi waqt body lay ker Ambulance aa gai
Sardar:Lo daso kidi lambi umar ae.


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 1:03:02 PM
Message:

Ek pathan aur ek gada sath college jaya karte they,

kuch arse k baad pathan akaila jaraha tha.......


why......

'
.
.
.
kyun ka gade ne graduate kar lia


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 1:17:47 PM
Message:

Boy:Main 4 years ka hoon or tum?
Girl: Main bhi 4 years ki hoon
Boy: to phir chalna sharmana kiya?
Girl(sharmate hue): kahan
.
.
.
.
.
Boy:Polio k qatry peeney...


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 1:24:49 PM
Message:

Shaikh: main aj bus k peche bhaqta hua ghar tak aa gaya aur kiraye k 10Rs bacha liye
2nd Shaikh: tum bohat bewaqoof ho rakshy k peche bhagte to 80 Rs bach jate


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 3:25:25 PM
Message:

A boy told his friend: Yar, ik LARKI mujhe hans k dekhti hai.

Friend:
Confirm kar le!! Hans k dekhti hai .. ya dekh k hansti hai .. :-)


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 13 2010 3:28:07 PM
Message:

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India


Reply author: Sitara
Replied on: Nov 21 2010 11:29:19 AM
Message:

Wife:tum soty hue mujhe gaaliyan de rhy thy.. Husband: Tumhe galt fehmi hui hai... Wife: kia galt fehmi hui hai? ...Husbnd: yehi k mai so rha tha:-)


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Nov 22 2010 08:23:24 AM
Message:

hahahahahahahha:D


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Dec 09 2010 9:40:15 PM
Message:

American MAa:
Good Night Dear

Indian MAA;

Shub Raatri Beta!

Arabic MaA:

Shub BakhaiR

Apni MaA:

Aray Kambakht Soo ja... Aag lagay Tere Mobile Ko!! :P


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Dec 10 2010 08:39:22 AM
Message:

hahahaahah welcome back safoora :D


Reply author: sania.saeeed
Replied on: Dec 10 2010 10:18:54 AM
Message:

Husband: ''agar mere haath me hukumat ho to me mulk ki taqdeer badal dun...
wife:''tum pehle apni kameez badal lo subha sa ulti pehni howi he...... :-))))))))))))))


Reply author: mudassar2704
Replied on: Dec 10 2010 11:08:45 AM
Message:

U love even in such old age

U would have made storms in youth

Hug me my life, I ll make you young

A boy like 25.....

Samj nai aai na? lo phr iss ka punjabi tarjma

Budhay waray v ishaq pya kerna ayn,
Panda hovein ga javani ch hunair zalma,
seenay lg meri jaan
Kr devaan gi javaan
tay munda jivein panji saal da...


Reply author: mudassar2704
Replied on: Dec 10 2010 11:12:06 AM
Message:

Dont worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are, where they should be . Now put the foundations under them.


Reply author: mudassar2704
Replied on: Dec 10 2010 11:19:28 AM
Message:

Pathan kisi larki k ghar rishta le ker gya,

Larki k maa baap: Hamari beti to abi perh rahi hai

Pathan: Koi baat nai, huum ghante baad a jaega.........


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Dec 10 2010 6:57:13 PM
Message:

Once a man came late at night from office...

his angry wife asked him " would u like it if u don't see me for two days...??

Man thought he would be lucky if this happens.. and immediately said yes!!!

Monday he couldnt see her..

Tuesday he couldnt see her...

On Wednesday the swelling was a bit gone and he could see her again :p


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Dec 10 2010 10:51:26 PM
Message:


Wellcome back safoora

Regards.


Reply author: Safoora
Replied on: Dec 11 2010 2:23:21 PM
Message:

Difficult aur boring papers se bachay tang agaye hain!!

Aakhir yeh Zulum kab tak chalay ga!!!??

Ab humain aisay Papers Chiye:!!


Q1 MCQs

choose the best Answers.........(50 Marks)


1. tere Mast Mast _________ Nain
( 3,2,5)


2. ___________ Badnaam hui Darling Tere Liye.
( bachi, Munni, Kaki)


3. He is good looking Ullu ka ______-
( bacha, kaka, patha)


4. Papi papi, Papi ________
( tu hay, chulo)

5.Susraal ________ phool.
(Gainda, gulaab ka, gobi ka)

:P


Reply author: mudassar2704
Replied on: Dec 11 2010 3:07:25 PM
Message:

Indian : Pakistan or kutay mein kya farq hai?

Pakistani: sirf aik border ka


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Dec 13 2010 11:59:20 AM
Message:

hoahoahoaohoaha hahoahoahoaho ah:D:D:D


Reply author: Humaira
Replied on: Dec 22 2010 2:31:13 PM
Message:

judge mujrim se' batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?
Mujrim'aik mobile Nokia N73 5 karror rupay Aap ki beti se shadi,U.S.A ka visa 2saal ka honeymoon,6,7 bachay jo aap ko nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur main Un sab ki shadi karwa don us k baad jo fasila do mujhe manzoor hoga'.

Judge'"haha meri koi beti he nai.''. Tanggo in nu


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Feb 01 2011 3:17:55 PM
Message:

Girl: Ao chupan chupai khelty hy ager tmne mjhe dhund lia to tm mujhay kiss kerna

Boy: Ager main na dhoond saka tu ?

Girl: Aisa na kahoo plz main chhat py chupi hon gi.........


Reply author: yasir_live
Replied on: Feb 01 2011 3:55:31 PM
Message:


Hahahaha........good one. isi say milta julta ek or lateefa yaad araha hay. here it goes.

Boy: Kya tum mujh say milogi ? plz mil lo na.

Girl: mil lati hun lakin tum kuch karo gay tu nahi ?

Boy: nahi muj per bharosa rakho main kuch nahi karunga.

Girl: phir milnay ka kya faida :)

Regards.


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Feb 02 2011 08:24:11 AM
Message:

iss say milta julta aik joke meray pass bhi hay
but
ahhhm ahhmmm ahhmm
samjh tu gaye hogay


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Feb 03 2011 4:29:06 PM
Message:

Some one asked a boy
how is ur life
he smiled and replied






"She is fine"


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Mar 31 2011 2:27:27 PM
Message:

Real life joke or reality to think about

last day we people were enjoying Pak-India match on big screen at Lahore university and we found this situation at there

match phansa howa hay

Qurani ayaat/soratain perhnay k sms send/receive kiyeah ja rahay hain

Lerkiyan apnay boy friends ko chore ker dawain mang rahi hain

Lerkay apni girl friends ko chore ker match daikh rahay hain

Even Ham log occupied or unoccupied lerkiyoon ko daikhna chore ker match per comments ker rahain hain

or

aik bhai shb phone per keh rahay hain

"Allah ki Kasam main match daikh raha hoon






tumhain avoid nahi ker raha jannu"

lol

so question is why girls happen to be like this-lol

regards


Reply author: Sarfaraz Khan
Replied on: Mar 31 2011 4:01:51 PM
Message:

hahahahahahahaha :D:DD:DDD


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Mar 31 2011 5:15:56 PM
Message:

sawal ka jawab bhi doo bhai
its a serious issue

atleast for unmarried persons


Reply author: zahid 13456
Replied on: Apr 02 2011 01:58:15 AM
Message:

Yr,i'm not exaggerate fond of cricket but the only reason compelled me see that semi-final on big screen at LIBERTY,LAHORE was SIZZLING H*T GIRLZ :D. Kasim vasy issue to kafi serious ha,LAMHAE FIQRIA HA :D . sida sida sach bol diya mana agg plz koi mind na kra.


Reply author: Vije1
Replied on: Apr 26 2011 12:25:53 PM
Message:

Sardar1 ma film ma kam karna chahta hon,Sardar2 tumhe roll kon sa pasand ha,Sardar1 keeme wala.
http://www.visittampabay.com


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Jul 06 2011 12:49:49 PM
Message:

Aik Aloo nay bhindi k mob per love sms send kiya

Bhindi minded it
ous nay aloo ko call ker k buri bhali sunaii and kaha
"tum itnay mottay or main itni slim
how dare u sms me"

Aloo ko iss baat ka bohat dukh howa

ous nay phir bhindi ko chore ker
baki ki sabziyoon per line marna start ker dee

or aaj app daikh saktay hain

Aloo gobi
Allo baingan
Allo simhla mirch
Allo matar gajjer

But

Bhindi aaj bhi aikili hay
or tanhayioon main gatti phirti hay

"Loki ta yar labday phirday hay
Asi labiya yar guwa baithay"




Reply author: zahid 13456
Replied on: Jul 06 2011 4:44:46 PM
Message:

HAHA.....bachari bhindi!


Reply author: Kasim
Replied on: Jul 13 2011 4:12:34 PM
Message:

Husband gave daimond set to wife
and she didnt spoke to him for one whole month






amazingly she kept the promise this time
to not to disturb him


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Jul 21 2011 12:40:32 AM
Message:

Mr. and Mrs. McKee, vacationing in Rome, were being shown through the Colosseum. "Now, this room," said the guide, "is where the slaves dressed to fight the lions." "But how does one dress to fight lions?" in-quired Mr. McKee. "Very slow-w-w-w-w- w-ly," replied the guide.


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Jul 21 2011 12:42:25 AM
Message:

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient cas-tle in Europe. "This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years." "Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Jul 22 2011 05:50:39 AM
Message:

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apolo-getically that he had overlooked the first notice.

"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Jul 26 2011 10:35:52 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Kasim

Aik Aloo nay bhindi k mob per love sms send kiya

Bhindi minded it
ous nay aloo ko call ker k buri bhali sunaii and kaha
"tum itnay mottay or main itni slim
how dare u sms me"

Aloo ko iss baat ka bohat dukh howa

ous nay phir bhindi ko chore ker
baki ki sabziyoon per line marna start ker dee

or aaj app daikh saktay hain

Aloo gobi
Allo baingan
Allo simhla mirch
Allo matar gajjer

But

Bhindi aaj bhi aikili hay
or tanhayioon main gatti phirti hay

"Loki ta yar labday phirday hay
Asi labiya yar guwa baithay"








Buahahahahahhah very nice Kasim Bhai


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Aug 03 2011 01:59:05 AM
Message:

quote:
Originally posted by Namia Beera

quote:
Originally posted by Kasim

Aik Aloo nay bhindi k mob per love sms send kiya

Bhindi minded it
ous nay aloo ko call ker k buri bhali sunaii and kaha
"tum itnay mottay or main itni slim
how dare u sms me"

Aloo ko iss baat ka bohat dukh howa

ous nay phir bhindi ko chore ker
baki ki sabziyoon per line marna start ker dee

or aaj app daikh saktay hain

Aloo gobi
Allo baingan
Allo simhla mirch
Allo matar gajjer

But

Bhindi aaj bhi aikili hay
or tanhayioon main gatti phirti hay

"Loki ta yar labday phirday hay
Asi labiya yar guwa baithay"








Buahahahahahhah very nice Kasim Bhai






VERY NICE


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Aug 03 2011 05:02:41 AM
Message:

:0


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Aug 03 2011 05:37:44 AM
Message:

A woman was filling out an accident report. She had dented a parked car while trying to park her own. One question on the report was, "What could the operator of the other vehicle have done to avoid the accident?" She wrote, "He could have parked it somewhere else."


Reply author: Namia Beera
Replied on: Aug 03 2011 09:45:05 AM
Message:

1 Admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Aadmi: mjhe ek wallet mila hai jis mein bht sarey paisey, credit cards, aur NIC card hai.
ADDRESS a/312 Gulshan e Iqbal ka hai...

Host: To aap unhain wallet wapis dena chahtey hein?

Aadmi: Hehehehehe Nahi gee! Ussay meri taraf sey ek ***SAD SONG*** dedicate kar dein.


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Aug 04 2011 01:40:16 AM
Message:

QUESTION: How many feet do mice have?
Original reply: Mice have four feet.
Management comment: Elaborate!
Revision 1: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet.
Comment: No discussion of fifth appendage!
Revision 2: Mice have five appendages; four of them are feet and one is a tail.
Comment: What? Feet with no legs?
Revision 3: Mice have four legs, four feet and one tail per unit-mouse.
Comment: Confusing, is that a total of 9 appendages?
Revision 4: Mice have four leg-foot assemblies & one tail assembly per body.
Comment: Does not fully discuss the issue!
Revision 5: Each mouse comes equipped with four legs and a tail. Each leg is equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body; the tail is not equipped with a foot.
Comment: Too authoritative; stifles creativity!
Revision 7: Mice have four feet; each foot is attached to a small leg joined in-tegrally with the overall mouse structural sub-system. Also attached to the mouse sub-system is a thin tail, non-functional and ornamental in nature.
Comment: Too verbose/scientific. Answer the question!
FINAL REVISION APPROVED BY MANAGEMENT: Mice have four feet.


Reply author: Moamar Qazafi
Replied on: Aug 16 2011 07:11:31 AM
Message:

A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driv-er who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."

The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay at-tention when you gave a sermon?"

The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep." The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"


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