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not my creation
03-21-2005, 09:34 AM
Post: #1
not my creation
Honest interviews Asra Nomani
Imagine if Nomani got some sodium pentothal in her martini and gave an honest interview....

DrM So whats the “Muslim womans freedom tour” about ?

AN. Well I couldn’t come up with anything catchy so I decided to steal some terms from the civil rights movement. I haven’t had much luck getting attention with the shake down I’ve tried to pull at the Morgantown masjid, so I had to do something.

DrM What’s going on there ?

AN Actually I didnt have a chance to win a seat on the masjid advisory panel, so I bailed the day the election. Then I started claiming that the ladies section was insufficient for us even though there was plenty of room.

DrM Why did you do that ?

AN It got the media’s interest, and I was on CNN…they just love me on FOX too might I add. Plus, I got a chance to plug my book, nothing like a little free PR.

DrM You mean “Standing alone in Mecca” ?

AN Yes, order your copy today !

DrM This was about your Hajj experience correct ?

AN Yep.

DrM There were over 2 million pilgrims at last year’s Hajj, so what do you mean by the “stand alone” part ?

AN Well..uh…it sounded tight. There’s only one Asra Nomani ya know !

DrM You’re a bit of a whack job aren’t you ?

AN Hey now ! Well, maybe just a bit…I can assure I’m just your typical single Muslim mom raising a kid.

DrM Why single ? Wheres hubby ?

AN Lets not get into that…..

DrM I’ll let you plug your book if you do….

AN In that case…..I was on assignment in Pakistan, where I met this one dude…and things kinda happened.

DrM Hold up…that would be adultery then..

AN Look man, I was trying the latest tantrika mumbo jumbo…you can read all about it in my other book on tantrika sex…on sale for only $17.95.

DrM So did you get married ?

AN Nope, he ran off, the bastid.

DrM Well that’s too bad….but don’t you think Muslims would have a problem with someone with your past telling them how to practice Islam ?

AN Look I screwed up, cut me some slack here ! All you gotta do is perform Hajj and all is forgiven.

DrM Well it doesn’t quite work like that…you have to be sincere in your desire for forgiveness…

AN I am sincere, dawg !

DrM But you do oppose punishing the crime of adultery…

AN Well, just punishing the female part, they could stone the men with a boulder for all I care. Besides everybody does it these days, you cant go around slamming people for getting busy….you know what I’m saying ?

DrM Actually no, I myself have never committed adultery, nor do any of Muslim friends engage in it.

AN You’re a wahabi aren’t you ?!

DrM …no, not really.

AN You believe in Quran and Hadeeth ?

DrM …Yeah

AN WAHABI ! Neo-Salafi ! Muslim Pat Robertson !

DrM Hey everybody, buy Asra’s book….

AN Ok, I’ll let you off the hook this time….

DrM So tell me what you mean by Muslim woman “reclaiming their rights.”

AN Actually that’s just some bullcrap we cooked up to get the media’s attention. I would like to see more woman ditch the hijab.

DrM Why is that ?

AN Well to be honest with you, I’m a bit jealous of those hijabis. They get respect and they don’t have to put out to get it.

DrM Why are you proggies so obsessed with hijab when Muslim woman face so many other challenges ?

AN Well….we don’t want to them to wear it….and that’s all I have to say about that.

DrM They make you look bad don’t they ?

AN Yeah they do, kinda makes it hard to pull a fast one on ignorant non-Muslims with them around.

DrM But you did wear a hijab on the cover of your book…

AN Available at bookstores near you for only…

DrM We got that already. But why the hijab on the cover ?

AN It grabs the viewers attention, but its cool, I don’t wear it inside the book.

DrM About your local masjid….when did that controversy start ?

AN Actually I rarely go to the masjid, and I never went before…but it was a good place to start my campaign.

DrM But why do you want a larger prayer hall if you sneak into the men’s section ?

AN To be honest, its more fun…there’s a couple of guys with really tig…

DrM Time out

AN Dang ! I was just getting to the good part.

DrM This aint “sex and the ummah.”

AN Which I also co-write with that other lady holed up in Arkansas.

DrM So why the need to publish porn ?

AN Well that Nassef character, you know the one with the big boot print on his face thought it would get us some page hits, as well as offer a release for the readers, most of whom aren’t old enough to drink. We think its better than them surfing smut sites.

DrM But its still porn, and rather vulgar at that….

AN Don’t be such a prude, Muslims should enjoy the sexual impulse..nothing to be afraid of…

DrM Uh I don’t think that’s a problem given that Muslims have the highest birthrate on the planet. Only difference I see is they do it behind closed doors and after marriage.

AN You better cut it out with that wahabi crap, man

DrM Yawn, so what do you do these days ?

AN Well since I dont have a job, I enjoy harassing the people at the masjid, and trying to make non-Muslims like me as a "good muslim." Otherwise I'm just a bitter middle aged woman eating bonbons and watching Oprah. Hopefully, some clueless liberals and ill-meaning conservatives will pick up my books, every single penny counts.

DrM I think I've had enough. Off you go granny.

AN Wha ?!

DrM Theres a MSNBC camera crew outside waiting to hear your deep Islamic thoughts.
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03-21-2005, 05:01 PM
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You need to stop this incessant childlike bantering. And don't even come back with some attempt at a witty topic like this, I only care about the topic at hand, and it will only make you look more foolish. If you wish to continue, could you please take it to email or some other non-public medium? Nobody else cares.


I'm sorry that you don't understand the theory, much less rudimentary facts about Islam. 'Tis you that is hasn't a clue. And its blatantly obvious.

You seem compulsive, why would you say that? When I say compulsive I mean an irresistible impulse to perform an irrational act. It is irrational to persist in being dishonest when you have been called on it. I would call that an irresistable compulsion. You can certainly see it in your post abdulmajid. I will stop reading your threads because your compulsive dishonesty is so distasteful. But if you want to post on one of my threads then he better be ready to hear about it.

If people can be honest in their discussion I am fine with that. It is when they start using a double standard and require that all participants adopt the same double standard is when you will hear about it. And you know what? Exposing such double standards is a legitimate point in any debate.



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03-21-2005, 08:48 PM
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where did u get the ordesity to say something like that u punk !
r u out of your Goddamned mind???????????????????
don't ever show your filthy **** face on this forum again u jugghead !
damn spoiled brat .
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03-21-2005, 10:20 PM
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ooops! stepped on a tail, it seems [D]
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03-21-2005, 10:27 PM
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a million dollar question sam! [^] who allowed me to post stuf like this on this forum?
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03-21-2005, 10:36 PM
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desert sleet!!
at times a summary is necessary, especially when there is a lots of irrelevent stuff, what u want to say, didn't understand. only concluded two things; 1. u are angry (don't know why) 2. u think yourself something.
tell u what i am not the one who can be intimidated, especially just by a few sentences, and more especially by those sentences having no meaning [8D]
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03-22-2005, 12:44 AM
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by abdulmajid</i>
<br />desert sleet!!
at times a summary is necessary, especially when there is a lots of irrelevent stuff, what u want to say, didn't understand. only concluded two things; 1. u are angry (don't know why) 2. u think yourself something.
tell u what i am not the one who can be intimidated, especially just by a few sentences, and more especially by those sentences having no meaning [8D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Who says I am angry? And who says I make evaluative statements without an evaluation? And if I am angry but the evaluation is correct then what is the problem? And if it is wrong then why should it matter that I am angry or not. If I am wrong then the person should be able to easily demonstrate it.

First off, many times my posts are not just intended for the person I am posting with, but for the larger audience that may be following the discussion. Based on the figures shown on the front page of views section there are many lurkers on this site. I think it is more educational for them to see the dishonesties clearly, plainly and expressively revealed than to play a game of "charming manipulation". Fact is, it has been my experience that most idiots, liars, frauds, thieves and such are not going to change their ways, they will just move on to greener pastures. And if you have read my posts you will find that I have injected wit. Much of it is dry, ironic and obscure, but hey, that is what I like in wit.



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03-22-2005, 07:02 AM
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[(] desert sleet, don't know what are u saying or what u are trying to say, something related to wit, i suppose and mention of liars, frauds, and God knows what. can't u write in human understandable form. u have written a lot but i am unable to understand anything. can u please in a single sentense write what u are trying to convey.

huh!! its tough, first time in life have read such a jinatti language.
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03-22-2005, 08:08 AM
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that supposed interview with asra nomani wasn't writted by me, just recieved from a friend [D], since it was so close to reality so i decided to share. just wanted to clear[8D][8D][8D] but see, some one has written so wonderfully well, isn't it. i know people won't agree, lol
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03-22-2005, 08:53 PM
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by abdulmajid</i>
<br />[(] desert sleet, don't know what are u saying or what u are trying to say, something related to wit, i suppose and mention of liars, frauds, and God knows what. can't u write in human understandable form. u have written a lot but i am unable to understand anything. can u please in a single sentense write what u are trying to convey.

huh!! its tough, first time in life have read such a jinatti language.
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Same thing as above. You cannot perceive or understand that someone may think differently than yourself. The amazing thing is that you would make a wonderful inquisitor for an orthodox religious cult. Tolerance boy tolerance, I feel sorry for you and your narrow minded small world.

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03-31-2005, 01:06 AM
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> posted by me some time ago.
ooops! stepped on a tail, it seems <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
stepped on a few tails. indeed i had. that's why i can still hear barking. but i have decided not to reply them, just because they don't understand human spoken languages like reason, logic.
btw. what's wrong with this interview (specifically). anyone who knows anythig about that woman will admit and say, so close to reality!!!!!!
AXPECTED ANSWER GGGHHHHH...............

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03-31-2005, 04:21 AM
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by abdulmajid</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> posted by me some time ago.
ooops! stepped on a tail, it seems <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
stepped on a few tails. indeed i had. that's why i can still hear barking. but i have decided not to reply them, just because they don't understand human spoken languages like reason, logic.
btw. what's wrong with this interview (specifically). anyone who knows anythig about that woman will admit and say, so close to reality!!!!!!
AXPECTED ANSWER GGGHHHHH...............

inta habieba omri, malikta omri
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Abdul
Contrast. Definition.
All things by degree.
Be wise and lose the contrived suffering. It is a hand-me-down from
fools and sages alike.
Is not a cot, a feather bed after 6 mos. on the dusty road?
A cat finds rareified treasures in a dirty bowl.

-And your angst is, as vanilla and pedestrian as fear can manifest
You suffer for "other people's" states of mind.
There are no answers to your questions insofar as you have not accepted that
those others are NOT the source of your troubles. You are.
It is your mind that does not tolerate and cannot stand the TRUTHS you witness.

Look, Listen and find it as it is. Neither perfect nor flawed.
In light of the equanimical nature of MY reality,
all suffering is the Group cheer for fools and wisdom-beggars, or the sheer contrivance and trickery of sages and the wise!
However, if you wish to continue, brow furrowed forever...
Be My Guest.


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