08-16-2011, 12:11 PM
A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driv-er who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."
The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay at-tention when you gave a sermon?"
The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep." The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"
The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay at-tention when you gave a sermon?"
The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep." The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"