09-25-2005, 09:11 PM
<font color="brown"><b>If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee, what would you do?</b></font id="brown">
Here is one analysis
1. The Englishman Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe.
2. The American Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3. The Chinese Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4. The Besieged Palestinian Drinks the coffee and the insect.
5. The Israeli
*Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
*Screams that his security is in peril.
*Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
*Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects.
* Relates this vicious attack to Islamic Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights, Anti- Semites, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Discrimination against Noah's Ark.
*Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups.
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his way.
*Imposes more military aid on the American.
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of coffee.
*Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.
Source Unknown
Ibri
Here is one analysis
1. The Englishman Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe.
2. The American Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3. The Chinese Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4. The Besieged Palestinian Drinks the coffee and the insect.
5. The Israeli
*Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
*Screams that his security is in peril.
*Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
*Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects.
* Relates this vicious attack to Islamic Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights, Anti- Semites, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Discrimination against Noah's Ark.
*Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups.
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his way.
*Imposes more military aid on the American.
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of coffee.
*Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.
Source Unknown
Ibri