01-23-2006, 05:30 PM
People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers
1. At the movies When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
3. At a funeral One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question Why, why him, of all people.
Answer Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer No, itâs terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. At a family get-together When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question Tell me if it hurts?
Answer No it wonât. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question Oh, so you smoke.
Answer Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames
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«.......... A D N A N ...............»
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madnan_arshad@hotmail.com
1. At the movies When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
3. At a funeral One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question Why, why him, of all people.
Answer Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer No, itâs terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. At a family get-together When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question Tell me if it hurts?
Answer No it wonât. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question Oh, so you smoke.
Answer Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames
«·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·»
«.......... A D N A N ...............»
«·´`·.(¸.·*(¸.·´ `·.¸)*·.¸).·´`·»
madnan_arshad@hotmail.com