02-01-2006, 12:52 AM
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An MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?".
An MBA replies, "I saw millions of stars in th sky". "What does that tell you?" (An MBA ponders for a minute)
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets & stars in the sky. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter-past-three (3/1/4). Theologically, it's evident that the LORD is all-powerful and we all are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The CA is silent for a moment, and then speaks. "But Practically...Someone has stolen our tent!"
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NOTE This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.
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madnan_arshad@hotmail.com
An MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?".
An MBA replies, "I saw millions of stars in th sky". "What does that tell you?" (An MBA ponders for a minute)
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets & stars in the sky. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter-past-three (3/1/4). Theologically, it's evident that the LORD is all-powerful and we all are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The CA is silent for a moment, and then speaks. "But Practically...Someone has stolen our tent!"
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NOTE This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.
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«·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·»
«.......... A D N A N ...............»
«·´`·.(¸.·*(¸.·´ `·.¸)*·.¸).·´`·»
madnan_arshad@hotmail.com