Accountancy Forum

AOA,

Here i have something nice for all of u.....



BALANCE SHEET OF LAFIE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Our Heart is our Current Assets
Our Soul is our Fixed Assets
Our Brain is our Fixed deposit
Our Thinking is our Current Account
Our Achievment is our Capital
Our Character & Morals are our Stock-in-Trade
Our friends are our General Reserves
Our Values and Behaviour are our Goodwill
Our Patience is our Intrest Earned
Our Love is our Dividend
Our Children are our Bonus Issues
Our Education is our Brand/patents
Our Knowledgeis our Investment
Our Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to tally the Balance Sheet Accurately
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Account Award.

Hope so u people like it ....feel it...n knows the hidden meanings....

ALLAH aap sab ko khush rakhay (Ameen).

HUMAIRA)

got all of them..but how come Heart is a Current Asset?how come it's convertible?n even if it is so,what is Heart convertible to?n how does it provide us with a short term benefit(a year mostly)???didn't get this.[)]


Regards)

chanda jab aap practicle life main jao gi na to sab samjh main aa jay ga....becoz they have little bit deep meanings..

ahhh..i wish u could answer my question...but u failed to do so..lol..anyway..good luck!


Regards)

Guys r requested nt to try ratio analysis , the result could be missleading.........
regards

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seem to be an interesting person humaira!!!!

Dear Humaira!

shayaid mai yeh ghalt nahi keh raha (aap mind na karain tu), aap k paas iss post k copyrights zaroor rakh lainaa chahiyaay kioon k iss k actual POET/AUTHOR ko pata chal gia hai....k koi aur uss kee tasneef ko apnay naam saay post ker raha hai

yeh POEM PAC k annual magazine "AL-HASEEB" k 2003/2004 edition mai publish/print hoi thi naaaa.......

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