11-14-2003, 06:01 AM
An Indian chap was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted to marry. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
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<font color=red><b>HE WROTE </b></font id=red>
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication.
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnization
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilization
and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our augmentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.
<font color=red><b>SHE REPLIED </b></font id=red>
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation and before taking your photo for
circulation undergo beautification.
And Mr. further strict observation of the following conditions
is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for
my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
of any other fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation. In anticipation of
a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, Unaffected by your affection.
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S M R
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<font color=red><b>HE WROTE </b></font id=red>
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication.
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnization
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilization
and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our augmentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.
<font color=red><b>SHE REPLIED </b></font id=red>
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation and before taking your photo for
circulation undergo beautification.
And Mr. further strict observation of the following conditions
is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for
my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
of any other fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation. In anticipation of
a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, Unaffected by your affection.
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S M R