~*~*~*~*|`Why men Lie!!! `|*~*~*~*~
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, God appeared and asked," Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.
Then God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" God asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
God again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" he asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
God went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" God asked.
The woodcutter replied," Yes."
God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him
all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out,God again appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh God , my wife has fallen into the water!"
God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" he asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
God was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me God . It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez,
You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I also say 'no' to her, You wi l l come up with my wife, and I will
say 'yes,'
and then all three will be given to me.
But God , I am a poor man and I will not be able to
take care of all three wives, so *that's why * I said 'yes' this time.
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is
for an honourable and useful reason
SMR
Was J Lo wearing any clothes? HAHAHAHA! Sorry mate just joking
Yes, Evolution,
She was wearing Bikini as she was swimming in the River,
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SMR
a-0-a,
kaash wood cutter ki jagha mai hota.......
regards.
S H A H B A Z A L I
Alibaba
Had u been there in place of the woodcutter, a Pathan wouldve been brought out from the river instead of these fine ladies! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> (my apologies to any pathans out there)
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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!
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a-0-a,
kaash wood cutter ki jagha mai hota.......
regards.
S H A H B A Z A L I
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Agar tum woodcutter ki jaga hotay to tumharay sath wife nahi, 40 thieves hotay <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
SMR
a-0-a,
sir larki ek aur choor 40 ????
REGARDS.
S H A H B A Z A L I
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a-0-a,
sir larki ek aur choor 40 ????
REGARDS.
S H A H B A Z A L I
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Jab Aik Anar aur 100 beemar ho saktay hain to air larki aur 40 choor nahi ho saktay ??????
SMR
salaam all
come on guys, just give up these childish teenage attitude ... i think v r grown up n mature enough 2 think beyond just girls ... i mean there is so much 2 do in life ... n ppl r still just happy in "girls" ... why u take them as just sex-symbols??? they r human beings as well yaar ...
i can cast aside J Lo or ash or ne1 if she iz not good as a person ... irrespective of tht she wears bikini or wears smthng at all
FARHAN
salaam all
come on guys, just give up these childish teenage attitude ... i think v r grown up n mature enough 2 think beyond just girls ... i mean there is so much 2 do in life ... n ppl r still just happy in "girls" ... why u take them as just sex-symbols??? they r human beings as well yaar ...
i can cast aside J Lo or ash or ne1 if she iz not good as a person ... irrespective of tht she wears bikini or wears smthng at all
FARHAN
salaam all
come on guys, just give up these childish teenage attitude ... i think v r grown up n mature enough 2 think beyond just girls ... i mean there is so much 2 do in life ... n ppl r still just happy in "girls" ... why u take them as just sex-symbols??? they r human beings as well yaar ...
i can cast aside J Lo or ash or ne1 if she iz not good as a person ... irrespective of tht she wears bikini or wears smthng at all
FARHAN
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Here we have the example of One of the Innocent Men. ha ha ha ha ha
SMR
O SMR... tara ki hall ho giya a shaddi daay baad.....
I dont understands one thing....somewhere along the line in my earlier posts i once mentioned that members on this forum should be mobilised to make an effort for your marriage... you said then that you were already married.
Few days ago you had another set of holidays and you were absent for quite a while from the forum, saying that you have gone to get married. Ustaad topi too nahin gumaha raha
thanks
zubair
Farhan, my man, u need to get a life. If u dont see the funnier side of it u r gonna be one boring person in life who nobody would wanna be around with.
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Farhan, my man, u need to get a life. If u dont see the funnier side of it u r gonna be one boring person in life who nobody would wanna be around with.
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No offence Evolution, but I certainly think that you were quite wrong on this. You should appreciate Farhan's endeavours, and definately not SMR's or others.
AHSAN