01-24-2004, 08:56 PM
Types Of Women
HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
To see the world in a grain of sand,
and heaven in a wild flower,
to hold infinity in the palm of my hand,
and eternity in an hour....
IS MY DREAM <font size=4></font id=size4><font size=5></font id=size5>
MAGIC MAN
HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
To see the world in a grain of sand,
and heaven in a wild flower,
to hold infinity in the palm of my hand,
and eternity in an hour....
IS MY DREAM <font size=4></font id=size4><font size=5></font id=size5>
MAGIC MAN