haoahahoahohohoahoaho ahahoahohoa haDDDDD zabardsat DDD
safoora aek bar pheir medan mar gai DD..jab k es dafa aimin ki koshih b kafi ache the P..
Me ne chand se ik din kahaa
bta mera mehbub kesa hai??
us ne kaha....
Pehli gal ey k mein tere piyo da nokar nahi
te dooji gal aey k inni duron nazr v kuj ni aanda.
te teji gal aey k aeyho jai Beghairtiaan zameen tak rakhiaa karro menu naa wich payaa karro [D]
hahhahahahaha zbrdst namia.
Nahi bhai joke tu bus safoora k hain namia wagera holo hain P
Safoora joker pls
oh sorry safoora joke pls P
@ Raza123
Oh where were u? I have seen your name after a long time......
dekh raza bachain waiting for u P..$ D
Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft??? ?????
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject Problems with my new computer.
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I
want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to
check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up
to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click
that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door
key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to
trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which
shows 'MY Computer' when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at
home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS????? ?
-) ;-) -)
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
Regards,
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<br />@ Raza123
Oh where were u? I have seen your name after a long time......
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Studies -S ager ap ek student hu tu mere zakham samaj sakti hu - ) P P P P[D]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan</i>
<br />dekh raza bachain waiting for u P..$ D
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Jhal kiu rhe hu shadi shuda hu ab ap me bachlor larkiaan tu mere liye pareshan hutein rehtein hain yaar P khekhekhekhe P
Never say I failed 1000 times..
always say I found 100 ways that can cause failure!
Thomas Edison!
MORAL bagherat ban jana magar apni ghalti na maan na!! P
Reality of Our Country
Most of the First Class passed students get technical seats; some become doctors and some become Engineers!!
The Second Class Pass students pass MBA and and become administrator and Control the 1st Class!!
The Third Class passed students enter into politics, become Ministers and control both!
last but not least...
The Failure join the
UNDERWORLD!!
And Control all the above
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD! P
Safoora.........Bohat umdaa yaar. Khass tor say yeh reality wali post tu reality k bohat kareeb kareeb hay. Shukria kar kar k thuk gya hun Abb soch raha hun k Tumsay mil kar Tumharay sir per Haath phertay huay tumhain Shabashi dun! Tu kab mil rahi ho ?
Regards.
aray yasir bhai shukriya kis baat ka!! jab aap kaho tab mil lengay P
Usne kaha tum me pehli si baat nai
Mene kahan Insaan hun koi SCIENCE ki ejaad nai
Usne kaha ab b kisi ki ankhon me doob jati hu?
Mene kaha ankhain hain koi telaab nai
usne kaha kue itna toot k chaha mujhe?
Mene kaha DEMAGH se paidal thi, aur koi asbab nai
Usne kaha kia me bewafa hun?
Mene kaha tu tou itna dhokay baaz hay jis ka koi hisaab nai
Usne kaha bhool ja mujh ko,
mene kaha ABAY TU HAY KON? MUJHAY TU YEH B YAAD NAI P