Chand Lines Pesh Kar Rahi Hun,
Pasand Aaye To Taaliyan Baja Kar Duaon Se Navaziyega...
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Kesi Hain? ;DSee More
boy to his girlfriend Koi aise bat kaho jis main dukh bhe ho aur khushi bhe.
Girl I LOVE YOU
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bhaijan!! D
Aik larka cricket khel kar aya
Dost kitne runs banaye?
...Larka century hone main 100 runs baki thay
Aur main out ho gaya -P
What Is N0un?
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To Arz Kia Hai
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...Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me H0ta Hai King
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Wawah
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Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me H0ta Hai King
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Noun Is The Name 0f Pers0n,
Place 0r Thing -P
Touching Lines Just Before Death...
"Don't Bury Me Immediately After My Death,,,
...My Friends Have A Habit Of Coming Late
MEERA'S POETRY"
Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhey lookney se,
...But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liyey ;D
Teacher - "Active voice and passive voice ka example batao..!"
Student replied -
...Active voice - "Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gaye chain...".........
...Passive voice - "Mere dil ka le gaye chain...tere mast mast do nain..."
La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0
Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra
Kaisa Laga Song Mera?
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Nahi Sumjh Aya?
Kamino!
Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To Boht Acha Lagta -
Nahi bhai nahiiiiiii dum nahi hai safoora k jokes laoo market mein P
Height of innocence
Kid (on phone) Madam, my son will not come to school today...
Madam who is speaking?
Kid Madam! My Papa is speaking [P] [D] [
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My Attitude!!!!
A boy proposed me,
I said "I'm not accepting your proposal, But i salute your choice" [D] [P]
Every tea is a sign of
ONIONS ['(]
Every silence is a sign of
ZERO BALANCE [-O]
Every smile is a sign of
DAILY BRUSHING [D]
Her baat per emotional naa ho jayaa karro [D]
Ek raat bohat tez baarish mein ek PATHAN (SARFRAZ KHAN BHAI) ne ek ghar kaa darwaza khatkhataya aur pucha
"Dhakka lagaa do ge????"
aadmi neend mein tha isliey mana kar k ander aa gya, per ussey guilty feel hua, sochaa baarish mein koi meri madad naa kartaa toh!
woh uthaa or bahar jaa kar bolaa
"kyaa tumhein abhi bhi dhakkey ki zarurat hai?"
awaz aii
"HAAN"
aadmi thek hai bhai, tum ho kahaan???
Pathan bola
Khochaa yehaa GARDEN mein dekho... JHULEY per [D]
Barey zaalim hein
teri gali k bachey FARAZ
Kutta pichay laga k kehtey hein
Speed to dekho aashiqo'on ki [8D] [^] [p] [D]
Nahi mazaa nahi aya, Woh baat nahi hay tumharay lateefon main, Mujhay Safoora chaiyay Buss )
Regards.