On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
......âDONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOUâll face problemâ
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page..
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
.
.
Retail Price Rs 30/-OOO
Hummmmm.....
Lakin woh maza phir bhi nahi ayaa jo safoora k lateefon main hay ) ) )
Regards.
Phool wAla .. sAhab ye phool apnI gf k liye lay jao
adMi .. meri koi gf nahi ha
phool wala .. phir apni mengatar k liye lay jao
...
admi .. meri koi mengatr bhi nahi ha
phool wala .. toh apni bv k liye lay jao ..
admi .. meri koi bv bhi nahi ha ..
phool wala .. Aye duniYA k khusH kismAt insaan meri taraf se ye phool muft le ja P p
memon brabar walon se zara iodex lana
Wife wo log nhn daingey
Memon han baray hi kanjoos log hain.....................
chalo apni almari se nikal lo
KID-
DAD Ager Apko Pata Chale K Me 1st Division Pas Hua
To Apko Kesa Lage Ga
...DAD-
Me To Khushi Say Pagal Ho Jaunga.
KID-
Bussss...
Isi DAR Se Me FAIL Hogya ;D ;D
Safoora -| meri jokerP where are ur jokes ! P
Hmmmm missing safoora's jokes......
Party join kerne ka shukria P P P P
sitara....nice jokes...magar aap na kabhi apna introduction nahi karaya..aur itnay kam waqt ma itni sari post..
bhai jan yeah shareefon ki jagah hai P
tu phir tum kia kar rahe ho yahan DDDD...
safoora i missssssssssssssssssssssss u '(999999999
Yaar safoora kahin tap tu nahi gai ( safoora kahan ho dear.........Apnay lateefay lao market main.
Sitara.
Aap nay bhi akhir thak-haar k maan hi lia.........
Regards.
safoora ajkal sajde kerahi hia 16 ko usska result haina PPPPPP sare gunahun ki maafi mangli hugi abhi tak ussne P
@ raza.. haan kuch aisa hi ker ri hoonp
@ yasir and sarfraz bhai
yaar bas itnii koi stupid classes ki schedules hain subha 8 se sham 7 baje tak... then buses k dhakhay khanay k baad tu bilkul himmat nai rehti.. well aj off hay tu m here..P
lateefay tu zada nai hain as mera mobile hi kharab hugaya hay S
and yaar pleez bakion k b lateefon pe hasa kerooo P ab dekho mera mobile hi kharab hugaya P samjha kero yar P
Dont steal
Dont lie
Dont kill
&
Dont Cheat
Coz..
The Government doesnt like competition!![p]