A turtle was trying hard to fly.
Each time it tried to fly, the turtle fell back to the ground.
About an hour later, watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two birds.
Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said,
"Don't you think it's time to tell him that he was adopted !!"
DP
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT...!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha. Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poochha K "Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhi Usey Salam Q Karte Ho?"
Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya"
.
Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar;
Moral har msg islami nahi hota
NAmai.
hahahahha............Khargosh wala lateefa bohat zaberdust tha......Aur xiada maza ata agar yeh lateefa saforra post karti )
Regards.
Kitna Roya tha wo,
meh****a ko CALL kar k
"Faraz...
Jab
Raat k 3 Bajey uss ne Suna?
?
?
?
"Aap ka Matlooba Number
Doosri Line par Masroof he
Just before their wedding, a couple died & went to heaven.
They told the angel we want to marry each other.
Angel asked them to think about it for 5 years.
After 5 years they came back with the same demand.
The angel again asked them to wait for another 5 years..
After 5 years they came again & got married.
After a few months they reallized that they were not compatable & went to the same angel for divorce.
Angel (angrily) IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO LOOK FOR A MOULVI IN HEAVEN AND NOW YOU WANT A LAWYER?@
Simplest Truth !
One Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
....
.
.
.
.
Is The One
Who Does Not Hv
A Boyfrnd or Girlfrnd
p
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<br />uffffffffff safoooraaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhahahahahahhaa
kasam se meraa uns huns k pait mein dard ho gayaa hai
alaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaar
awesome
mjhey bhi sms kiaa karro [P]
mein tumhein offline msgs per apna no. likh k bhej rhi hu ok )
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yaaar messenger nai chal raa... mail me ur numb..P
Ustaad kal school se chutti kue ki thi??
Shagird sir, mehmaan aye huay thay..
Ustaad O I C
Shagird Sir, o i hondi tay me aj v nai ana c...P
Just before their wedding, a couple died & went to heaven.
They told the angel we want to marry each other.
Angel asked them to think about it for 5 years.
After 5 years they came back with the same demand.
The angel again asked them to wait for another 5 years..
After 5 years they came again & got married.
After a few months they reallized that they were not compatable & went to the same angel for divorce.
Angel (angrily) IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO LOOK FOR A MOULVI IN HEAVEN AND NOW YOU WANT A LAWYER?@
hhoahohaoaoaohoahoaahohoahoahoahoa hoahohao athe god one DDD
Height of nalaiq pan....
Dad why didnot you go to the exam...?
Son Paper was tough
Dad Witout going how do you know?
Son Paper leaked two days ago....[)][)]
heheheheheh good try humairaP..magar agar ye latefa saffora k qulam se likha hota to zada hanse ate P
Teacher3 or3 kitne huway
Sardar6
Teachershabash ye lo 6 tafiyan
Sardarmuje maloom hota to 33 batata.
pathan to doctor puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ? Pathan Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.
Safoora Safoora hai P [D]
East West Raza is the best P
ohh sorrie safoora is the best P