Teacher Give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student I is......
Teacher No, always say "I am"
Student Ok then, " Iam the ninth letter of the alphabets
Moral
...Humesha efficiency nhn jharni chahye kbhe kbhe student ki bhe sun leni chahye P
¤-Achi Achi Baatein-¤
1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jaisy mat urao,
...Abay Rocket smjho Rocket -P
2) Koshish karo kisi se b Bad Zubani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do -P
3) Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Is liye sochain k Ziyada Parh kar ap kahin kisi ka haq to nahi Maar rahay -D
Kirayedar- Main ne suna hai
K is ghar main jin, bhoot aur roohain aati hain
Maalik makaan- Pata nahin bhai
...Mujhe to khud maray huay
4 saal ho gaye D
Teacher Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?
Student
Oxygen,
Chlorine,
...Florine,
Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Afreen,
Parveen,
&
Yasmeen! ;D ;D
Sardar ji laughing behind Pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password.
Pathanwhat is it?
Sardar its 4 stars (****)
...Pathan Haha u r wrong, its 3384
Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
...
Gul Khan Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan ......you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi....))
Hahahahaah............Good Again.......
Regards.
Sheikh Bhai 1 ropy ka easy load kar do
Shopkeaper itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms
Sheikhkarna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ay..P
I l0ve Facebokk...........
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but.
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I hate t0 face my text book P
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Heheheh......Full funter ho tum bhi.....haan yaar mari post perhnay say tu esa hi lag raha hay lakin esa hay nahi....
Regards.
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pehchan gaye hu aap mujhe yasir bhai PP [
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ohh sitara reallly good jokes !!P
pele tu ek he joker thi safoora ab abadi bher gai hia P
English teacher Batao yeh konsa zamana he?
Me ro raha hon
Tum ro rahe ho
Wo ro rahi he
...Hum sab ro rahe hain
Student
Sir ye Zardari ki hukumat ka
zamana lagta hai.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Sitara</i>
<br />English teacher Batao yeh konsa zamana he?
Me ro raha hon
Tum ro rahe ho
Wo ro rahi he
...Hum sab ro rahe hain
Student
Sir ye Zardari ki hukumat ka
zamana lagta hai.
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Lakin iss zamanay main bhi ek banda esa hay jiss ki Muskurahat kabhi rukti hi nahi hay, Har waqt uss ki shakal bilkul esi hoti hay [D]
Good-g Sitara, Thora change attitude aap ka pichlay dino main[)]
Regards.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yasir_live</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Sitara</i>
<br />English teacher Batao yeh konsa zamana he?
Me ro raha hon
Tum ro rahe ho
Wo ro rahi he
...Hum sab ro rahe hain
Student
Sir ye Zardari ki hukumat ka
zamana lagta hai.
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Lakin iss zamanay main bhi ek banda esa hay jiss ki Muskurahat kabhi rukti hi nahi hay, Har waqt uss ki shakal bilkul esi hoti hay [D]
Good-g Sitara, Thora change attitude aap ka pichlay dino main[)]
Regards.
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Ha poary Pakistan main wohi to ik wahid shaks hai to hanst rehta hai... Waise aisi hansi aj tak ni dekhi Allah maf karay.....