11-08-2010, 11:55 PM
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11-09-2010, 12:03 AM
Mom Joined Facebook...
Kid's StatusWTF
Mom Comments wats WTF?
KId Welcome To Facebook P
Kid's StatusWTF
Mom Comments wats WTF?
KId Welcome To Facebook P
11-09-2010, 12:06 AM
Real Joke
Paksitan is the only country where
An organization spends Millions on Advertisement To reduce the Use of their Product!!
GEO WAPDA/KESC!!
Paksitan is the only country where
An organization spends Millions on Advertisement To reduce the Use of their Product!!
GEO WAPDA/KESC!!
11-09-2010, 12:08 AM
Jo ankhon se hamesha rehtay hain Dour..
WAh WAh...
Jo ankhon se hamesha Rehtay ahin Dour...
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Woh Question Exams me atay hain Zaroor P
WAh WAh...
Jo ankhon se hamesha Rehtay ahin Dour...
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Woh Question Exams me atay hain Zaroor P
11-09-2010, 03:35 PM
Killing English â¦â¦
Principal to studentâ¦â I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette⦠? â
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Class teacher once said
â pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!â
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once hindi teacher saidâ¦.âiâm going out of the world to america..â
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â..DONâT TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..â
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dont..laugh at the back benchesâ¦otherwise teeth and all will be fallen downâ¦..
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
â why is fan not oningâ (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious moodâ¦
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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âshhh⦠quiet⦠the principal is revolving around collegeâ
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My manager started like this
âHi, I am Madhu, Married with two kidsâ
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âIâll illustrate what i have in my mindâ said the professor and erased the board
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âwill u hang that calendar or else iâll HANG MYSELFâ
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ,â IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDEâ
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells â¦
âMy aim is to study my son and marry my daughterâ
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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âwhy are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!â
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
âI understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
âKeep quiet, the principal has passed awayâ
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Principal to studentâ¦â I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette⦠? â
_____________________________________________________________________
Class teacher once said
â pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!â
_____________________________________________________________________
once hindi teacher saidâ¦.âiâm going out of the world to america..â
____________________________________________________________________
â..DONâT TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..â
____________________________________________________________________
dont..laugh at the back benchesâ¦otherwise teeth and all will be fallen downâ¦..
____________________________________________________________________
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
â why is fan not oningâ (ing form of on)
_____________________________________________________________________
teacher in a furious moodâ¦
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
_______________________________________________________________________
âshhh⦠quiet⦠the principal is revolving around collegeâ
______________________________________________________________________
My manager started like this
âHi, I am Madhu, Married with two kidsâ
____________________________________________________________________________
âIâll illustrate what i have in my mindâ said the professor and erased the board
____________________________________________________________________________
âwill u hang that calendar or else iâll HANG MYSELFâ
___________________________________________________________________________
LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ,â IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDEâ
____________________________________________________________________________
Chemistry HOD comes and tells â¦
âMy aim is to study my son and marry my daughterâ
____________________________________________________________________________
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
____________________________________________________________________________
âwhy are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!â
____________________________________________________________________________
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
âI understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
____________________________________________________________________________
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
âKeep quiet, the principal has passed awayâ
____________________________________________________________________________
11-09-2010, 04:19 PM
Hehehe.........mujhay tu lagta hay yeh aap hi ki english mistakes hain kai saalon pehlay ki.
Regards.
11-09-2010, 10:51 PM
Urdu Teacher grammer parhatay huay
"shakila har larkay se baat karti hay"
is jumlay me Shakila kia hay??
Pathan "Shakila bagherat ka bachi hay"
"shakila har larkay se baat karti hay"
is jumlay me Shakila kia hay??
Pathan "Shakila bagherat ka bachi hay"
11-09-2010, 10:54 PM
In Pakistan year 2015
Woh Dekho!!!
Ammi
Abbu
Bahyya..
Baji...
Sab jaldii aoooo
Woh Dekhoooo!!
Wahan 1 ghar me Light jal rai hay....
Woh Dekho!!!
Ammi
Abbu
Bahyya..
Baji...
Sab jaldii aoooo
Woh Dekhoooo!!
Wahan 1 ghar me Light jal rai hay....
11-10-2010, 05:01 AM
Hehehe........Woh ek ghar mera khayal hay Bilawal ka hoga.........I mean Bilawal house.
Regards.
11-10-2010, 01:28 PM
DDDD
11-10-2010, 03:03 PM
Ek admi aadhi raat ko apni moti wife se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theak hay ya ek dam?
Wife Ek dam!
aadmi to apni dosri tang bhi mujh per rakh do!!
Wife Ek dam!
aadmi to apni dosri tang bhi mujh per rakh do!!
11-10-2010, 03:05 PM
Aik Pathan Apny Baap Ki Qaber Per Gaya Or Haal Chaal Pocha
Qaber Se Koi Awaaz Na Aae
Pathan Qaber Per Likh Ker Chla Gaya ...........
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Aisa Kero Gay Tu Kon Aay Ga !
Qaber Se Koi Awaaz Na Aae
Pathan Qaber Per Likh Ker Chla Gaya ...........
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Aisa Kero Gay Tu Kon Aay Ga !
11-10-2010, 04:32 PM
passenger tum nay mairay jeb me hath kio dala? pathan muje machis chahiye thi. passenger tum muj say mang saktay thay. pathan hum ajnabi say baat nahi kerta.
11-10-2010, 05:20 PM
Definition of Charted Accountant
Charted Accountant is an individual who has maximum market value, when he is fully depreciated P
Charted Accountant is an individual who has maximum market value, when he is fully depreciated P
11-10-2010, 07:10 PM
DDDDD good one...