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- Humaira - 02-04-2006
AOA,
Q1-What if someone died in the living room?
ANS-Then obviously his role is become finished and his relative's role start.
Q2-Do vampires get AIDS?
ANS-No before any case they get a blood test report. [})]
Q3-Do pilots take crash-courses?
ANS-Yea during their training they lean crash-courses.
Q4-Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
ANS-Hhhmm....[8)]...No becoz ab files unzip kernay walay ki bari hoti hai.[8)]
Q5-If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
ANS-As vegetarian eat vegetable n non-vegetarian eats meat ...its there nutrition...same is the case here humanitarian needs Love, Sympathy, Manners n also Islam as a leader in all affairs of life.[)]
" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "
- smurfyazhar - 02-04-2006
it was simple .. i got it right in first attempt
Cheers
- accountant1 - 02-05-2006
good ATTEMPT Ms Humaira
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
*A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year
*Opportunist- a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
*Atom Bomb is an invention to end all inventions
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- Humaira - 02-08-2006
AOA,
Q1-Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
ANS-As some antibiotics r made from dead cells of the causing germs same is the case with killers n killing people that when something is crossing its limit, we have to adopt the same way to defend our society or what ever.As "Iron cuts iron".
Q2-Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
ANS-jaisay do bandoon main sulah kerwanay wala teesra banda nahi balkay mid man hota hai issi terha do hands kay dermiyaan middle hand hota hai.
Q3-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
ANS-Becoz lipstick is use for sticking others lips ...so simple[8)].
Q4-If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
ANS-If "C U T" cut then why it is not "P U T" patt ...why it is "put".... same is the case here.
Allah hafiz[)]
" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "
- Muhammad Adnan Arshad - 02-10-2006
Q1-Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
ANS-As some antibiotics r made from dead cells of the causing germs same is the case with killers n killing people that when something is crossing its limit, we have to adopt the same way to defend our society or what ever.As "Iron cuts iron".
Q2-Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
ANS-jaisay do bandoon main sulah kerwanay wala teesra banda nahi balkay mid man hota hai issi terha do hands kay dermiyaan middle hand hota hai.
Q3-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
ANS-Becoz lipstick is use for sticking others lips ...so simple.
Q4-If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
ANS-If "C U T" cut then why it is not "P U T" patt ...why it is "put".... same is the case here.
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- Humaira - 02-10-2006
AOA[)]
MR Adnan copy paste kernay say acha ho ga ager aap in Questions kay koi aur answers daitay...[)]
OK aLLAH HAFIZ
" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "
- Humaira - 02-11-2006
AOA,
plz ans the following questions...
Q1- Convert the following into intelligible words
i)- DOPRU
ii)- CIKQU
iii)- RAOHEL
Q2- Saturday was named after whom?
Q3- A person was escorting a young boy to the market. On being asked by a friend as to who the boy was, the man replied "He is the son of the wife of my mother's only son". What was the boy to the man?
Q4- Re-write the following sentence in the proper order
off the bus stopped the child got.
Answer these Questions n test ur intelligence...after getting the answers of these questions i will write the correct answers...
ok Alla hafiz
but dont forget me in ur prayers "YAAD SAY".
" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "
- hanifasif - 02-11-2006
A1 - Proud, Quick, Lahore
A2 - Friday
A3 - My Son
A4 - The bus stopped, the child got off