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Management solutions - derivativetrader - 12-03-2005
How well do you tackle problems that obstruct your way? Observe how one master does it...
Mr Patel talks to his son
Mr Patel I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son I want to choose my own bride.
Mr Patel But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son Well, in that case... I can consider the idea..
Next Mr Patel approaches Bill Gates
Mr Patel I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates But my daughter is too young to marry.
Mr Patel But this young man is a Vice President of the World Bank.
Bill Gates Ah, in that case...I can give it a thought
Finally Mr Patel goes to see the President of the World Bank
Mr Patel I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice President.
President But I already have more Vice Presidents than I need.
Mr Patel But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.
President Really ? in that case I will certainly think on it...
This is called Real Management .......
- accountant1 - 12-04-2005
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson
"To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up."
*A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year
*Opportunist- a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
*Atom Bomb is an invention to end all inventions
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