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Yet Another Joke! - Omar Salah Ahmed - 11-10-2003
Four doctors who hadn't seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they started talking about what makes a good surgical patient.
The first said, "Electrical engineers, because you open 'em up and everything is color-coded."
"Nah," said the second. "It's librarians. You open 'em up and everything is alphabetized."
The third scoffed. "Of course not," he said. "It's accountants. You open 'em up and everything is numbered."
"Lawyers," said the fourth, with a shake of his head. "It's lawyers, you idiots! No heart, no guts, no spine, and the ass and the brain are interchangeable."
OSA
- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-10-2003
hi OSA
thats not an accountant joke
- Sarfaraz - 11-12-2003
AOA
Although it is not an Accountant joke but accountant is involved in it as a patient so u should have sympathy for
"Beemar Accountant"
Ho sakta hai ke bechara late sitting kar kar ke beemar ho gya ho.
jo buri to sab ko lagti hai lekin iss ke khilaf action koi nahin leta....................................<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>
There is a will there is a way.
- Omar Salah Ahmed - 11-12-2003
dear sajjad
i never said it was an accountant joke !!!
OSA
- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-12-2003
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dear sajjad
i never said it was an accountant joke !!!
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OK bahee g Gultee ho gahee. Naraz na howw yara
Sajjad Ahmed
- Omar Salah Ahmed - 11-12-2003
hahah .. no probs bro .. dont worry we cool!
OSA