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Boys Vs. Girls ---- Using ATMs - smraza - 11-11-2003
<font color=red><b>Boys</b></font id=red>
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
<font color=red><b>Girls</b></font id=red>
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written) in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.
S M R
- Omar Salah Ahmed - 11-12-2003
hahah smr really nice
havent we all suffered that at the hands of out girls!
OSA
- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-12-2003
Hey S M R
Good research work on girls, you should be awarded as 'King of BOOND' <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.
- sawaira - 11-14-2003
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Hey S M R
Good research work on girls, you should be awarded as 'King of BOOND' <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.
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sajju you are alsoa big BOOND .........remember saw..ID in yahoo chat. it was me hehehehehe.
i hope u understand what i am talking about<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>......anyway nice talking.
Edited by - sawaira on Nov 14 2003 015503 AM
- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-14-2003
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sajju you are alsoa big BOOND .........remember saw..ID in yahoo chat. it was me hehehehehe.
i hope u understand what i am talking about<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>......anyway nice talking.
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<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
hia allh, aap ka baira ghuraq aap nai 3 gantai (hours)zaya karwa deyeh thai. chullo kohee gul nahi uglee dafaa budlaa aowtaar lain gai.
aor aik baat aor aggar mai 'boond' hoon tow aap koon hain <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>???????
sajjad Dar
- smraza - 11-15-2003
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aor aik baat aor aggar mai 'boond' hoon tow aap koon hain <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>???????
sajjad Dar<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" size=2 id=quote>
"QUEEN OF BOOND" <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
S M R
- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-15-2003
ha ha ha ha <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>
<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
King of BOOND & Queen of BOOND, raza bahi ye kohe achee baat to nahin hi k aap nai shadee kar lee aor hum ko bataya he nahain<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>
Sajjad Dar
- Asif - 11-18-2003
so much keen Observation! or the person did the 47th thing - called ....
Good Mr. Raza
Muhammad Asif Masood
for islam see,
www.dawateislami.net
- samyah - 11-19-2003
hmmmmm good research but tell me one thing do u every time chase girls this way if yes then keep on chasing may be one good day some one seeks ur help.
- smraza - 11-19-2003
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Hmmmmmm, Samyah, if i say "Yes i always keep on chasing the girls"
then I know you will ask me the area where i spent my time on chasing the girls, so you will go overthere and ask me for the help yessssssssss that "someone" who is going to seek the help is definately you <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>,............. Commmmmooooon, if u need help then dont use indirect tense <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
S M R
- sawaira - 11-20-2003
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aor aik baat aor aggar mai 'boond' hoon tow aap koon hain <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>???????
sajjad Dar<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" size=2 id=quote>
"QUEEN OF BOOND" <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
S M R
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Listen Raza bahe and sujjo, girls/women never can be boond/ogler. Boys/men always chase the girls but girls donât chase them. Could you stand at a bus stop after your college/job is over?????? Observe girls's schools and colleges. You would find soooooooooooooooooooooo much boond/ogler waiting for girls/women/female teachers. Therefore I can say males are bond/ogler and they do bonde everywhere.
If I am wrong then correct me
- samyah - 11-21-2003
R u sure .....................think well !!!!!!!!!!!!!
but then.. there is a problem .
Niether i drive nor i use Atm<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
- smraza - 11-21-2003
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Listen Raza bahe and sujjo, girls/women never can be boond/ogler. Boys/men always chase the girls but girls donât chase them. Could you stand at a bus stop after your college/job is over?????? Observe girls's schools and colleges. You would find soooooooooooooooooooooo much boond/ogler waiting for girls/women/female teachers. Therefore I can say males are bond/ogler and they do bonde everywhere.
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Oooooh Sawaira Jee,
you are at the height of "Khush Fehmi" <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
Tali dono hathon say bajti hai,
You just see the guys standing on the bus stops, dont u see the girls overthere, I see both girls and guys standing on the bus stop,
the difference is that guys dont have "khush fehmi" that the girls are standing for them, but i dont know why the girls are so "Khush Feham"
and as far standing outside the girls college is concerned, The guys who stand outside the colleges, they must be waiting for their sisters, to pick them up,
Tell me, Didnt your brother come to pick u up from the college? there must be some other girls who were thinking that the guy is here just to see the girls.
I think now you are corrected <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>
SMR
Edited by - smraza on Nov 20 2003 72013 PM
- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-21-2003
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Listen Raza bahe and sujjo, girls/women never can be boond/ogler. Boys/men always chase the girls but girls donât chase them. Could you stand at a bus stop after your college/job is over?????? Observe girls's schools and colleges. You would find soooooooooooooooooooooo much boond/ogler waiting for girls/women/female teachers. Therefore I can say males are bond/ogler and they do bonde everywhere.
If I am wrong then correct me
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Sawira G bakee to sub theek hai except one word.....Bahi.. heheheheee
sajjad Dar
- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-21-2003
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Listen Raza bahe
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haaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha
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sawira g yeh bahi saath zaroore likhna thaa, yeh chungee gull to nahai hai
Regards
Sajjad Dar