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- Sarfaraz - 11-19-2007
Aik aeroplane main bush aur mush akathay safar kar rahay they
bush ne kaha k agar main abhi aik billion dollar nichay phaink dun to aik million log khush ho jain gay
mush ne kaha k agar main apni wardi uttar kar neechay phaink dun to sari qoum khish ho jaye gee
pilot ne suna to kaha k agar main yeh aeroplane hi neechay phaink dun to sari duniya khush ho jaye gee )
reference Sare rah - Nawa i waqt 19 Nov 2007
http//nawaiwaqt.com.pk/urdu/daily/nov-2007/19/sarahe.php
- Imran - 11-19-2007
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
- Astute Accountant - 11-19-2007
TEACHER Why are you late?
STUDENT Because of the sign.
TEACHER What sign?
STUDENT The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
- Imran - 11-23-2007
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
Boss "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"
Dilbert "Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it to
reboot."
Boss "Oh, that's right."
Wally "I wonder if he'll ever realise we gave him an "Etch-A-Sketch."
- Sarfaraz - 11-23-2007
LIBAAS
http//www.jamatuddawa.org/marsad/nov07/taynov07/pages/libassadgi.htm
- nakaiun - 11-26-2007
Father 2 Son
Parosi ki larki ko dekho woh exam may 1st Aye hay.
Son Us ko he tuo dekhta tha tabhi tuo Fail Hogya O p
- nakaiun - 11-26-2007
Sardar on phoneâMaa khush khabri haiâMaaâBool betaâ SardarâHum 2 se 3 ho gayeâ MaaâMubarak ho bet howa ya betiâ SardarâMeri biwi ne dosri shadi karliâ
- nakaiun - 11-26-2007
What is the diffrence between....
Problem and Talent?
Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !
One boy loves 2 girls = Talent !
- nakaiun - 11-26-2007
Santa and Banta.... Medical Test
One day, Banta went to the clinic, and he finds his friend Santa crying.
Banta Santa, Why are you crying?
Santa The doctors are going to take my blood test by cutting my finger.
After hearing this Banta also starts crying.
Santa Banta, why are you crying?
Banta I'm here for urine test!
- nakaiun - 11-26-2007
School mein Master ji ne chote sardar se poochaâJisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai...?â
Aur jawab aaya âKami- naâ!!!!..
- Astute Accountant - 04-25-2008
Just thought to share a jokeâ¦...Hope you people would enjoy it!
Aik Sardar jee plane main safar kar rahe thay. Unn ki sath wali seat kar aik Parrot bhi safar kar raha tha.
During the journey, aik air hostess Meetho k pass se guzri tu uss ne whistle kia. Hostness ne muskura kar daikha. Second time bhi meetho ne whistle kia tu hostess ne aise hi respond kia. It even happened for the third time.
Sardar jee was watching all this. He thought why canât I do this and have some fun??? Next time jab hostess pass se guzri tu Sardar jee ne bhi whistle ki. Hostess just ignored him. The next time, he did it again and hostess ne unpleasant face k sath daikha and just walked away. Third time, Sardar jee ne whistle kia tu hostess got angry and went straight to the pilot. The pilot came out and ordered to throw the parrot and Sardar jee out of the plane. The order was abided by.
During their free fallâ¦
The parrot asked âSardar jee ap urr sakte hain?â
Sardar jee âNo!â
Parrot âJay urrâna nai si annda te panga kion lia si?â
- nakaiun - 04-26-2008
jin insan say kaya hoqam hay marey aaka
insanmeray ghar say America tak road banado
jinbohat mushkil kam hay koi aur hoqm
insanto pher mere bivi ko mera farmabardar bana day
jinroad one way banai hay ya two way
- Astute Accountant - 01-30-2009
Aik Sardar first time jahaaz main baitha. Jahaz runway pay chal raha tha. Sardar jee ne pilot ko thapar mara aur bola "Mujhay dair ho rahi hai aur tu by road ja raha hai". D D
- Ali RAZA - 04-23-2010
Hotel Bill
A husband and wife are travelling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a
nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four
hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four
hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so
high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms
certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is
the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.
The manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference
centre that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are
here, and you could have." explains the manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows
for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New
York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here." the manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows." complains the man
again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." the manager replies.
No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies,
"But we didn't use it!"
The manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager.
The manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir,"
he says, "This check is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping
with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the manager.
"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
- yasir_live - 04-23-2010
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.