I CAP... U Cap ... V Cap...!!!

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I CAP... U Cap ... V Cap...!!! - TheOne - 05-13-2003

I Cap means... "Mein Topi Pehnata Hoon".
This is ICAP... here we learn how to Cap other people, Cap the "Gin" in the bottles and rest of all stuff that can not be Capped by others.
Here students learn how to Cap Principals & their Partners, Supervisors, Seniors, Juniors, colleagues and the Clients;
Here Principals learn how to Cap their Partners, clients, Co-Auditors, Shareholders, Stock Exchanges, the Government and all those who are already Capped;
We are a Mass of "Capping Experts" equipped with all sorts of capping materials & "Creative" techniques... And We are also a Mess of D-Capped disoriented grey headed creatures which lack grey matter. Because to most of us grey matter doesn't matter. Majority of us has long ago stopped growing at "Ends" but we are still growing in the Middle and in the banks. Sometimes people call us ACA (A Cool A**) and when we further grow in the middle we become FCA (the F***ing Cool A**). We keep on Capping each other... one another... everybody.... as it's not only our profession but also our passion, hobby and habbit... yet we are D-Capped and bald lot... Sadly there's only one institution to teach expertise of "I Cap" which is highly in demand. Global Capping demand is rising day by day.. so I demand that there should also be institutes like "U Cap" "V Cap" etc etc....

Edited by - TheOne on May 13 2003 021330 AM

Edited by - TheOne on May 13 2003 023435 AM

- smraza - 10-30-2003

well definition of ICAP by TheOne (Lost Member)

S M R

- jbladeus - 10-30-2003

We lost the intellectual types like TheOne and in their place have gained the types of Sheeda Unknown!!!

a fair trade, i would say... or maybe not! <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

- unknown - 10-30-2003

First of all WELLCOME BACK MR THEONE

Hey Mr guy's brush did i give you a CHABEE now<img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>

- jbladeus - 10-30-2003

Tsk tsk... some ppl cant even read dates! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

- smraza - 11-01-2003

<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>, yess, this topic was posted by TheOne on May 13, 2003

S M R

- unknown - 11-03-2003

Hello Mr SMR and guysbrush

hey MISTERS D & C you left last two posts for hehehehe
but unfortunaitly no one awarded you a single hehehehe, sad very sad, i mean very very very sad.

but dont worry i am not KANJOOSE, i give you one (big one), hehehehe hehehehehe hehehehehe hehehehehe

<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Regards Sheeda Mowchey
Specialist in JOOTIA<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

- smraza - 11-03-2003

What the hell are you talking about Mr. Sheeda Mowcheey,
What kind of foolish and childish posts you make every day, someone has rightly said, "Someone's words of mouth are the reflection of his home's environment."
In which environment you have grown up mate???? you dont have manners to talk with others, especially with the elders.
do u talk to your father in the same manner ???? (Off course)
I advised you to in a very light manner before, but all in vain. I dont know what kind of language you understand. If u dont have something serious matter to say, then please try to keep quiet and avoid making posts on this forum. Its a serious advise to you.
Now go to some highest place and committ suicide. bcaz nothing is left for you to do.

S M R

- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-03-2003

hahahaha.........i was looking for Mr Raza's reply for sheeeda,s post

Hey Mr sheeda mowchey, I repeat your words 'hoon araam hee'.

If you canât find highest place for committing suicide then commit subside in lowest place, which off course you can find.

- sajjad_dar2000 - 11-03-2003

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What the hell are you talking about Mr. Sheeda Mowcheey,
What kind of foolish and childish posts you make every day, someone has rightly said, "Someone's words of mouth are the reflection of his home's environment."
In which environment you have grown up mate???? you dont have manners to talk with others, especially with the elders.
do u talk to your father in the same manner ???? (Off course)
I advised you to in a very light manner before, but all in vain. I dont know what kind of language you understand. If u dont have something serious matter to say, then please try to keep quiet and avoid making posts on this forum. Its a serious advise to you.
Now go to some highest place and committ suicide. bcaz nothing is left for you to do.

S M R
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hey SMR dont take Sheeeds's words seriously because baichaara buchaa hai, nadaan hai, nasumaaj hai aor abee to baichaara nipple sai doodh paita hai and finally abee to baicharee kai doodh kai daant be nahian giree.

S Dar

- Bowman - 11-04-2003

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First of all WELLCOME BACK MR THEONE

Hey Mr guy's brush did i give you a CHABEE now<img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>quote<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Hello Mr SMR and guysbrush

hey MISTERS D & C you left last two posts for hehehehe
but unfortunaitly no one awarded you a single hehehehe, sad very sad, i mean very very very sad.

but dont worry i am not KANJOOSE, i give you one (big one), hehehehe hehehehehe hehehehehe hehehehehe

Regards Sheeda Mowchey
Specialist in JOOTIA

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Well in urdu they say "Kishyanee Billie Khumba Nochee"

Comeon Unknown, you made a blunder and every one saw that you made it, now whatz the use of scratching the pole <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

- jbladeus - 11-04-2003

Dear Sheedey

are u somewhere from the malabaar region? cos the ppl from that area cant properly pronounce the 'ch' words and instead pronounce them with a 'j' sound?! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!

- unknown - 11-04-2003

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What the hell are you talking about Mr. Sheeda Mowcheey,
What kind of foolish and childish posts you make every day, someone has rightly said, "Someone's words of mouth are the reflection of his home's environment."
In which environment you have grown up mate???? you dont have manners to talk with others, especially with the elders.
do u talk to your father in the same manner ???? (Off course)
I advised you to in a very light manner before, but all in vain. I dont know what kind of language you understand. If u dont have something serious matter to say, then please try to keep quiet and avoid making posts on this forum. Its a serious advise to you.
Now go to some highest place and committ suicide. bcaz nothing is left for you to do.

S M R
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Hey SMR in another post you said you dont loose temper and you are cold minded, what the hell you have written above. Mr cold minded sahib just compare your words with my words then you should decide that, should i conmitt suicide or you......

but i would not advice you to go to some highest place for committing suicide because CHULEE BER PAANE MAI DOOB MAROO. heck.....senior (not seniorsss). i never send any b****t post like you. whatever you have written shows your mintaility.

i gives greate respects to elders (senior) but some senior dont like respect and you are on of them, in urdu JAISA SIRR WAISEE JOOTEE or JAISEE ROOH WAISAI FARISHTAI

Regards
Sheeda Mowchey

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- smraza - 11-04-2003

Dear Sheeday (May allah rest your soul in hell where it is supposed to be)
Mainay Jhooot bola tha <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> now go and committ suicide, i dont know what kind of sin your f****r has comitted so he got u as son.

S M R

- unknown - 11-04-2003

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hahahaha.........i was looking for Mr Raza's reply for sheeeda,s post

Hey Mr sheeda mowchey, I repeat your words 'hoon araam hee'.

If you canât find highest place for committing suicide then commit subside in lowest place, which off course you can find.

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here i explain the defination of CHAMCHA AND DAIG

when DAIG write something then he must need some chamchaas for helping them for GGG. in parictical daig always need some CHACHI for cooking.

guybrush is a DAIG, when he write somthing ophelstar come and write wow guybrush you make another fan of you (CHAMCHA NO 1). Then 2nd SMR comes and write No comments <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> or agreed (CHAMCHA NO 2). After that MR S DAR Sahib comes and write Hey MR SMR i have to say you are the best (CHAMCHA NO 3)...........

Now Mr S Dar dont try to be a CHAMCHA i like you and your posts thats way i am not putting some hard words for you. but becareful next time<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

Regards
Sheeda Mowchey