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- yasir_live - 06-03-2010

Anamz.

Keeep posting, Abb Aaj kal jaker tumnay insaano ki kahanian sunana shruu ki hain, Wesay bhi. Haan thori lenghty posts ho jati hain yaqeenan, iss liay pooori nahi parhi jati mujh say bhi aksar. Lakin iss doran kuch nikki postss bhi ajati hain Jinhain parh kar kuch Acha lagta hay. and Phir U know that Not always u like big things )

Regards.




- Anamz1 - 06-03-2010

Hay all of you!

The most expressive, awesome and an exquisite thing I have ever read, no words to praise, Here it is for all of you

<font size="6"><font size="4"><center><u><b>I believe</b></u></center></font id="size4"></font id="size6">

<b>I believe- </b>
That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

<b>I believe- </b>
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a
while and, you must forgive them for that.

<b>I believe-</b>
That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.

<b>I believe- </b>
That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

<b>I believe- </b>
That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

<b>I believe- </b>
That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

<b>I believe- </b>
That you can keep going long after you can't.

<b>I believe- </b>
That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I believe-
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

<b>I believe-</b>
That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

<b>I believe- </b>
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.

<b>I believe- </b>
That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

<b>I believe- </b>
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time!

<b>I believe- </b>
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.


<b>I believe- </b>
That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

<b>I believe- </b>
That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

<b>I believe- </b>
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

<b>I believe- </b>
That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

<b>I believe- </b>
That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

<b>I believe- </b>
That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

<b>I believe- </b>
That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other, And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

<b>I believe- </b>
That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

<b>I believe- </b>
That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

<b>I believe- </b>
That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

<b>I believe- </b>
That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

<b>I believe- </b>
That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

<b>I believe- </b>
That the people you care about most in life are the essence of life.
Tell them today how much you love them and what they mean to you.




- yasir_live - 06-03-2010


Nice Anamz.


- Osama Rules - 06-04-2010

bohat aalaa!! [)][D]


- Anamz1 - 06-05-2010

<b>On the rules of life for graduates. </b>

Some have said this was from Bill Gates talk to high school graduates but probably he did not say this unless he quoted Sykes.

<b>RULE 1.</b>

Life is not fair; get used to it.

<b>RULE 2.</b>

The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

<b>RULE 3.</b>

You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school OR college. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both.

<b>RULE 4.</b>

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

<b>RULE 5.</b>

Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

<b>RULE 6.</b>

If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

<b>RULE 7.</b>

Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.

<b>RULE 8.</b>

Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

<b>RULE 9.</b>

Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

<b>RULE 10.</b>

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

<b>RULE 11.</b>

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.







- Kasim - 06-07-2010

<b>We(O)man </b>




1 . (Whatever)
Men What should we have for dinner?
Women Whatever..
Men Why don't we have Mexican?
Women No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men Then what do you suggest?
Women Whatever..




2. (Anything)
Men So what should we do now?
Women Anything
Men How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women Exercise on such a hot day?
Men Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women I am off caffeine
Men Then what do you suggest?
Women Anything




3. (You decide)
Men Then do we just go home?
Women You decide
Men Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men OK; we will take a cab
Women Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women I am hungry, can't walk.
Men Then what do you suggest?
Women You decide
Men Let's have dinner first?
Women Whatever...
Men What shall we eat?
Women Anything..




4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men At what time do I have to call you?
Women Any time as u wish
Men But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women I was sleeping.
Men OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women I was shopping with my mother
Men So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women I was tired and relaxing.
Men Then what about 5 PM?
Women I was watching a cartoon.
Men So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women I was studying
Men Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women Anytime.




- WARDAH - 06-07-2010

hahahahhahahha v v interesting.but kuch ziada hi ni bdnaam kr dia women ko yahan py.hahahah
ANUM. . .plz bring some worst stuff regarding men . we have to give them a slap.hehehe (kidding)


- Anamz1 - 06-07-2010

<u><b>Toddler Property Laws </b></u>

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, Its mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, It's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours. [)]



OK Wardah.



- Anamz1 - 06-07-2010

Answer (Ref Wardah's Request)


Well, there are many things to write on it but that wouldn't be write able on this forum, anyhow all you clearly knows it

<b>Men Are Like.......</b>

<b>......Blenders.</b>
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

<b>... Commercials.</b>
You can't believe a word they say.

<b>... Computers.</b>
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

<b>... Coolers.</b>
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

<b>... Government Bonds.</b>
They take way too long to mature.

<b>... Horoscopes.</b>
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

<b>... Lava Lamps.</b>
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

<b>... Mascara.</b>
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

<b>... Parking Spots.</b>
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

<b>... Popcorn.</b>
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

<b>.... Weather</b>
Nothing can be done to change either one of them..



Huh Girls![D]




- WARDAH - 06-07-2010

hahahahahhahhohohohohehehe cha gai anum.wah wah wah geo buddy(luv u buddy!!)


- Kasim - 06-07-2010

Anamz agger wardah tum ko kowain main challang marnay ko kahay gi tu kia tum mar dogi?
anyway nice and near to reality comments lol

Wardah tum teeli mat dekhaya karoo logon ko phawaykuttni mashoor ho jaoo gi


- Anamz1 - 06-07-2010

Hahahaha dear K for Kasim!



- WARDAH - 06-07-2010

hahahahaha chahy koi humain phawykutni kahay.ho ho!! kehny do g kehta rahay.ho ho!!. . .




- WARDAH - 06-08-2010

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he

thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a
response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he washing
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from
his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so,

He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story
The problem may not be with the other one as we always think,
could be very much within us..!



- yasir_live - 06-09-2010


NicE!

Infact Tumhari Post say Mujhay "Maamoo" Naam ki Mobile Clip ka ek scene yaad agaya Jab Maamu Uss larkay say mukhatib hotay hain, usay ek baat boltay hain Woh teen martaba poochta hay " G Maamun kya kahaa Aap nay Mujhay sunai nahi dia ???..........Phir Maamuu uss ko bohat acha jawaab detay hain.......Kaan main kya......I hope U remember that Answer! hehehehehe

Regards.