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- yasir_live - 06-11-2010


Thanks for Appreciating my Hard Work. I really respect U as U r the only one Among forum members Jis nay Greetings di hain. No I remember your Birthday Item, lakin phir bhi Saalgira ka aap k child say kya talluq hay, I go through again by your second last post and found that it was like a regular story. Lakin uss ki starting esi hay jesaay woh Bachaa aap ka hay. So sorry 4 misunderstanding Aur itni mayooosi kasi hojai gi aap ki bhi shadi wadi Aur bachay wwagera bhi ho hi jaingay.


Jhoooti, Tum nay kab Roka mujhay ???? Saath hi Chalna hay To main apni Postain Delete kar k bhi tumharay baraber aaasakta hun Hehehehehe. Yaa phir Tum apni ID or password day do Main khud hi tumharay hissay ki postts karta rahunga. Lakin phir log tumhain post karna chor daingay hehehehe.


- WARDAH - 06-12-2010

acha g yasir jackson tumko boht boht mubark ho nae status milny ki.or na na mai mehnti kudi hon jaldi i will getb that position too [)] tumko mairy liey itna khpny ki koi zroort nahin.

- Anamz1 - 06-12-2010

<center><u><b>God's Coffee</b></u></center>

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said
"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing each other's cups.
Now consider this Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live.
Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."
God brews the coffee, not the cups.......... Enjoy your coffee!
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything."

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

- WARDAH - 06-12-2010

luvly sharing!!! [)]

- Anamz1 - 06-12-2010

<center><u><b>Politics Explained</b></u></center>

<u><b>FEUDALISM </b></u> You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

<u><b>PURE SOCIALISM</b></u> You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

<u><b>BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM</b></u> You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

<u><b>FASCISM</b></u> You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

<u><b>PURE COMMUNISM </b></u>You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

<u><b>RUSSIAN COMMUNISM </b></u>You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

<u><b>CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM </b></u>You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

<u><b>DICTATORSHIP </b></u>You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

<u><b>PURE DEMOCRACY</b></u> You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

<u><b>REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY </b></u>You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

<u><b>BUREAUCRACY</b></u> You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

<u><b>PURE ANARCHY </b></u>You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

<u><b>LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM </b></u>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

<u><b>SURREALISM </b></u>You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

- yasir_live - 06-13-2010


Thanks for the Coffee.


- WARDAH - 06-13-2010

anum dear mainy kaha shayad mujhy hi xclusive mail ki hai tum ny "ye cows py tqreer " ki but idher a k daikha to idher bhi mujhko udher kio bhaiji???

- Anamz1 - 06-14-2010

<center><u><b>Rocks and Sand</b></u></center>

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - anything that is so important to you that if it were lost, you would be nearly destroyed.

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.

"The sand is everything else. The small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your energy and time on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.

"Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

- WARDAH - 06-14-2010

Pehly mairy q ka jawab do phir tumhari post prh k will tell u how it is

- ciapk - 06-14-2010

Yssir, partnership mubarik ho, but beware apki partner koi lrki nahi but KamaranACA, Scheub, Awais aftab jaisay tjrba kar loog hain -)

- WARDAH - 06-14-2010

hahahaha well said

- yasir_live - 06-15-2010

<font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ciapk</i>
<br />Yssir, partnership mubarik ho, but beware apki partner koi lrki nahi but KamaranACA, Scheub, Awais aftab jaisay tjrba kar loog hain -)
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Damaagh Challiaa he [D], Awais And Scheb had already left the forum, Now it seems that KamranACA has finally decided to left, As he is not posting for last many days, Personlly I am now missing his quality and informative postings.

Anyways Tum log fiker nahi karo Abhi main bhi hun Partner [D].


- WARDAH - 06-15-2010

han or tumhari baton sy to hum boht info gain krty hain bry partner [p]

- yasir_live - 06-16-2010

hehehe Itnaa Sach kyun farmanay lag gai ho woh bhi khulaay Aaaam ) Fiker na karo tumhain bhi ek dinn 5-sitaaray milain gay Aur other members hairaan hongay, Phir tum mujh say apnaa dukh share karogi hehehehe.


- WARDAH - 06-16-2010

lo g mujhsy to daikho kiton ka bhla ho rha hai sensible buk ho gai or log b ab to registration krany k chkron main hain.hehehe