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- WARDAH - 06-28-2010

lo mainy kaha bchpn mai doctor doctor khailny py keh rhy ho mai aik mrtba doctor bhi reh chuka hon.or oe yasir!! mai insan hon or jahan tk mujhy yaad prta hai matric waly bio mai insanon ka ni fros wgaira ka shayad operation krty hain (not confirm as i wasnt bio student). chlo bchu ab mai tumhari lgati hon. . ."hau hae yasir!! tum ny anum ko praya ker dia, tum usko ghair smjhty ho,jb usko yeh pta chly ga to wo kitna phot phot k roe gi tumhain iska andaza bhi ni.bichari boht hasas dil ki malik hai".hehehahahaohohoho


- crazybuoy - 06-28-2010

1) If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2) If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4) Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5) The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
6) The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7) The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8) The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9) Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10) The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11) Dalmatians are born without spots.
12) Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13) The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings) or 'against' (in criminal proceedings) .
14) Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.
15) The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16) The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee.
17) Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18) The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19) Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20) Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21) The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other adhere and separate.




- WARDAH - 06-28-2010

very interesting!!


- bizmen - 06-28-2010

is mein kya interesting laga?


- Anamz1 - 06-28-2010

Oay Wardah Khali mail kyn bhaiji?????????


- WARDAH - 06-28-2010

khali ni hai buddy scroll kro mil jae gi.zra opr nichy ho gai hogi.hehehehe


- yasir_live - 06-29-2010

<font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by WARDAH</i>
<br />lo mainy kaha bchpn mai doctor doctor khailny py keh rhy ho mai aik mrtba doctor bhi reh chuka hon.or oe yasir!! mai insan hon or jahan tk mujhy yaad prta hai matric waly bio mai insanon ka ni fros wgaira ka shayad operation krty hain (not confirm as i wasnt bio student). chlo bchu ab mai tumhari lgati hon. . ."hau hae yasir!! tum ny anum ko praya ker dia, tum usko ghair smjhty ho,jb usko yeh pta chly ga to wo kitna phot phot k roe gi tumhain iska andaza bhi ni.bichari boht hasas dil ki malik hai".hehehahahaohohoho
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Very Funny, Bohat shararti ho rahi ho aaj kal [)], Tum to esay keh rahi ho jesay main koi Amir khan, Sharukh khan hun, K Anamz ko afsoos k jhatkay lag rahay hain, Khana peena chora hua hay meray gham main, raat ko bister k bajai train ki patrion per lati hui hay, kabhi phankay say latkay tou kabhi chut say chalangain lagai, teen chaar packet mukaa rahi hay cigraton k rozana, pagaalpan kar rahi hay, bus ek hi cheeze ki rutt lagai hui hay k mujhay yasir chaiyay, exam paper main ghalti say apnay naam ki jaga mera naam likh ker agai ho jesay, mohallay ki dewaron per meray naam likhay huay hain......Etc........Anyways Anamz aap ko Shakespear ki kasam mind mat kijiyay ga.

Misalaain thori xiada hogain, kaheen jhlak gai Armaan bhi aap ko samjhatay samjhatay [D]

Regards.






- bizmen - 06-29-2010

Dil Ke Afsaane Nigahon Ki Zubaan Tak Pohanche [P]


- Anamz1 - 06-30-2010


<center><u><b>Right Now</b></u></center>


-somebody is very proud of you.
-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you.
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot
-somebody wants to hug you.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.
-somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.
-somebody thinks the world of you.
-somebody wants to protect you.
-somebody would do anything for you.
-somebody wants to be forgiven.
-somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.
-somebody wants to laugh with you.
-somebody remembers you and wishes that you were there.
-somebody is praising God for you.
-somebody needs to know that your love is unconditional.
-somebody values your advice.
-somebody wants to tell you how much they care.
-somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
-somebody wants to hold you in their arms.
-somebody wants YOU to hold them in your arms.
-somebody treasures your spirit.
-somebody wishes they could STOP time because of you.
-somebody praises God for your friendship and love.
-somebody can't wait to see you.
-somebody loves you for who you are.
-somebody loves the way you make them feel.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody wants you to know they are there for you.
-somebody's glad that you're his/her friend.
-somebody wants to be your friend.
-somebody stayed up all night thinking about you.
-somebody is alive because of you.
-somebody is wishing that you noticed him/her.
-somebody wants to get to know you better.
-somebody wants to be near you.
-somebody misses your advice/guidance.
-somebody has faith in you.
-somebody trusts you.
-somebody needs you to send them this letter
-somebody needs your support.
-somebody needs you to have faith in them.
-somebody will cry when they read this.
-somebody needs you to let them be your friend.
-somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.






- Anamz1 - 06-30-2010

uuffffff! Yasir you are so Jazbati, Dono apni baton mai meri kyun wat laga rahy ho bhai I am pretty normal, b relax. )


- yasir_live - 07-01-2010

Anamz.

hum nay aap ki kahan Waat lagai, Waat to humari Praai baaton nay lagai hay as wardah said, Lakin aap nay to inkaar hi kardia Aur inkaar kar k Apni buddy ki baat jhooti kardi, Ab kya sochay gi woh ? kitna afsoos hoga usay. Pata nahi woh aap ki yeh post perh kar khud ko sambhaal bhi paegi ya nahi!

By the way, Wardah nay pichlay do dino say koi post nahi ki, Mujjhay darr hay k kaheen uss zalim moti regional director nay wardah ko kaheen zaaya waaya to nahi kardia, yaa sazaa k tor per haath baandhay huay hain rassion say ). Wardah dear bata kar ghayab hua karo werna Fiker hojati hay.

Regards.


- Anamz1 - 07-01-2010


<center><u><u><b>A Hug</b></u></u></center>

The Hug!
It's wonderous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love you so,"
Or, "Gee, I hate to see you go."
A hug is, "Welcome back again."
And, "Great to see you! Where've you been?"
A hug can soothe a small childs pain,
and bring a rainbow after rain.
The hug! There's just no doubt about it-
we scarcely could survive without it!
A hug delights and warms and charms.
It must be why God gave us arms.
A hug can break the language barrier,
and make your travels so much merrier.
No need to fret about your store of 'em,
the more you give, the more there's more of 'em.
So stretch those arms without delay
and give someone a hug today!




- yasir_live - 07-02-2010



Anamz


Pata nahi Anamz kya likha hay Aap nay, lengthy honay ki waja say nahi parha poora, Sirf topic ka naam parha Aur aakhri line parhi. To kya haath khol kar aaaj kisi ko bhi gallay laga lain hum ??? Koi bhi chalta phirta nazar aieey usaay gallay laga lain , Tu kya Aaaj Aap bhi yehi kar rahi hain, Agar haan to kamaskam Apnay ghar ka Address hi bata dain, main bahanay bahanay say chaker lagaunga her martaba kapray Aur thoray hairstyle wagera change kar k takay her baar main aap ko naya naya sa lagun Aur her baar chance lagta rahay )

Regards.



- Anamz1 - 07-02-2010

@ Yasir

Oh my goodness. Well yasir you know aap ki iss kisam ki batain kisi kamzor dil insan kay liay intahi khatrnak sabit ho saki hain.[0]







- bizmen - 07-02-2010

Anamz1 of all your beautiful contributions, this is the one I hate. I think we should not make up words and associate them with "GOD", very very unfair and very dangerious to our Religion. Specially in some stories like this, many humanly qualities are associated with 'God'. Whatever it is, to be on the safer side...Ignore it and don't play with religion.

I am not pointing out to you in person, just sharing my point.