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Wives..... - Kasim - 09-26-2010

Men’s perspective…

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
DavidBissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Anonymous

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
Sam Kinison

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..
Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds “Wife wanted”. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly) “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
Anonymous



- Safoora - 09-26-2010

lol lol.. phir b baavlay huay phirtay hain larkay shaadi k liye p


- Kasim - 09-26-2010

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Safoora</i>
<br />lol lol.. phir b baavlay huay phirtay hain larkay shaadi k liye p
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Madam yahan koi lerka bawla nahi howa phirta shadi k liyeah
yeah bimari lerkiyoun may apyee jati hay sirf
lerkay tu azaad he rehna chahtay hain
lakin kissi na kissi ko un ki azadi khatakti rehti hay
kabhi ghar waloon ko or
kabhi gf ko lolz




- Safoora - 09-27-2010

lol me ne tu yahi observe kia hay k larkay bawlay huay phirtay hain shadi k liye.. kabhi ammi ki minnat kertay hain kabhi behan ko maskay laga tay hain.. kabhi khala ko kehtay hain k aap kuch karain na...
even hamara custom b yahi prove kerta hay.. larka he proposal bhijwata hay... larkian tu araam se ghar me bethi huti hain P hence larkay hi BAWLAY huay phirtay shaadi k liye.. kuch ka tu aik shadi ker k dil nai bharta 4 -4 shadiyan farmatay hain P aur phir kehtay hain k hum tu azaad rehna chahtay hainP khula tazaad hay bhaee yeh tu P


- yasir_live - 09-27-2010


Safoora.

Hum yeh soch kar insist kartay hain k Larkion ki Tadaad xiada hay Agar unki shadian nahi hongi tu phir Un ka kya hoga. Ek Dis-balance create ho jai ga society main, Yeh soch kar hum Irada kartay hain Apni azaaadi ki qurbaani denay ka.

Secondly jin larkon ki zindagi khaali or khokli hoti hay Unhain bhi bohat Akhir ati hay Shadi ki )

Regards.




- Kasim - 09-27-2010

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Safoora</i>
<br />lol me ne tu yahi observe kia hay k larkay bawlay huay phirtay hain shadi k liye.. kabhi ammi ki minnat kertay hain kabhi behan ko maskay laga tay hain.. kabhi khala ko kehtay hain k aap kuch karain na...
<b>even hamara custom b yahi prove kerta hay.. larka he proposal bhijwata hay... larkian tu araam se ghar me bethi huti hain P hence larkay hi BAWLAY huay phirtay shaadi k liye.. </b> kuch ka tu aik shadi ker k dil nai bharta 4 -4 shadiyan farmatay hain P aur phir kehtay hain k hum tu azaad rehna chahtay hainP khula tazaad hay bhaee yeh tu P
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dear u are much familiure with forum members

mijhay bataooo yahan kon sa aisa lerka hay joe bawalaa howa phirta hay shadi k liyeah ?

haan agger tumhain yahan ki kissi bawaliiiii ka nahi pata tu batanaa zarooor aik adaad bawaliii tu mashooor-o-marooof hay issi kaam k liyeah in fact her aik ko dawain kernay ka bhi kehti rehti hay her topic main apni shadi ya lover ka rolla dalti rehti hay lolz

rahi baat custom ki
tu tum bayshaak yon na ker na lolz
apnay un ko kehna app therain jee kahan zahmaat kertay phirain gay app or app k ghar walay

main appnay ghar waloon ko bhaijti hoon app k ghar app buss acchi si tea bana k guests k aggay paish ker nay ki rehersal acchay tareekay say ker lijeah ga baqi main sambhaal loon gi lolz

or azaddi ka kia hay haam lerkay tu hotay hee azaad hain chahay shadi ki ho ya na ki hoo aik ho ya char hoon lolz
regards


- Sarfaraz Khan - 09-27-2010

bhai ye ak aesa kunwan hai jis main sab ko aek na aek din gena hai p...


- Safoora - 09-27-2010

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kasim</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Safoora</i>
<br />lol me ne tu yahi observe kia hay k larkay bawlay huay phirtay hain shadi k liye.. kabhi ammi ki minnat kertay hain kabhi behan ko maskay laga tay hain.. kabhi khala ko kehtay hain k aap kuch karain na...
<b>even hamara custom b yahi prove kerta hay.. larka he proposal bhijwata hay... larkian tu araam se ghar me bethi huti hain P hence larkay hi BAWLAY huay phirtay shaadi k liye.. </b> kuch ka tu aik shadi ker k dil nai bharta 4 -4 shadiyan farmatay hain P aur phir kehtay hain k hum tu azaad rehna chahtay hainP khula tazaad hay bhaee yeh tu P
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dear u are much familiure with forum members

mijhay bataooo yahan kon sa aisa lerka hay joe bawalaa howa phirta hay shadi k liyeah ?

haan agger tumhain yahan ki kissi bawaliiiii ka nahi pata tu batanaa zarooor aik adaad bawaliii tu mashooor-o-marooof hay issi kaam k liyeah in fact her aik ko dawain kernay ka bhi kehti rehti hay her topic main apni shadi ya lover ka rolla dalti rehti hay lolz

rahi baat custom ki
tu tum bayshaak yon na ker na lolz
apnay un ko kehna app therain jee kahan zahmaat kertay phirain gay app or app k ghar walay

main appnay ghar waloon ko bhaijti hoon app k ghar app buss acchi si tea bana k guests k aggay paish ker nay ki rehersal acchay tareekay say ker lijeah ga baqi main sambhaal loon gi lolz

or azaddi ka kia hay haam lerkay tu hotay hee azaad hain chahay shadi ki ho ya na ki hoo aik ho ya char hoon lolz
regards
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bhai me tu yahan khud new new hoon me nai janti kisi ko.. P wese yahan koi bawla hu na hoo apni personal life me har larka shadi k liye bawla hua phirta hay.. aap b aye ga yeh waqt bht jalde dont worry P

Secondly i like my custom very much.. mujhe koi innovation kernay ka shooq nai hay... jo larkay shadi k liye bawlay na hoon al battah woh is custom ko follow kerlain jo ap suggest ker ray hu P [D]

thirdly.. agar itnay hi azaad hu tu phir yeh roona dhona kue machaya hoa hay P refering to the first post of this topic [p]

REGARDS [p]


- Safoora - 09-27-2010

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yasir_live</i>
<br />
Safoora.

Hum yeh soch kar insist kartay hain k Larkion ki Tadaad xiada hay Agar unki shadian nahi hongi tu phir Un ka kya hoga. Ek Dis-balance create ho jai ga society main, Yeh soch kar hum Irada kartay hain Apni azaaadi ki qurbaani denay ka.

Secondly jin larkon ki zindagi khaali or khokli hoti hay Unhain bhi bohat Akhir ati hay Shadi ki )

Regards.


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yasir bhai aap ko jahan dekha larkion k liye hi fikermand dekha hay meneP kabhi larkon k liye b fiker mand hoyen.. brotherhood b koi cheez hay P


- Safoora - 09-27-2010

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Sarfaraz Khan</i>
<br />bhai ye ak aesa kunwan hai jis main sab ko aek na aek din gena hai p...
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lol and aap us kuwain k mendak (FROG ) ho[p]


- Kasim - 09-27-2010

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Safoora</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yasir_live</i>
<br />
Safoora.

Hum yeh soch kar insist kartay hain k Larkion ki Tadaad xiada hay Agar unki shadian nahi hongi tu phir Un ka kya hoga. Ek Dis-balance create ho jai ga society main, Yeh soch kar hum Irada kartay hain Apni azaaadi ki qurbaani denay ka.

Secondly jin larkon ki zindagi khaali or khokli hoti hay Unhain bhi bohat Akhir ati hay Shadi ki )

Regards.


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<b>yasir bhai aap ko jahan dekha larkion k liye hi fikermand dekha hay meneP kabhi larkon k liye b fiker mand hoyen.. brotherhood b koi cheez hay </b> P
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Brotherhood he tu show kerta hay woe lerkiyooon k liyeah parayshaaan hooo k lolz[D][D][Wink][p]


- Safoora - 09-27-2010

acha tu yasir bhai phir sisterhood show kera karain aap.. agar yeh brotherhood hay tu PP


- Sarfaraz Khan - 09-27-2010

har larka ye he chata hai us ki bevi naik ho parhe likhe ho, pancho waqt ki nimaze ho P..ma bap ki qadar dan ho , shohor ki qedmat karnai wali ho P, eman dar ho , samjhdar ho , us k dil main qom ka dard ho $.., paroseon ki huqoq jante ho P, mulk se mohabat karte ho $.,
etc etc etc baqe aenda P


- yasir_live - 09-27-2010


Safoora.

G nahi mujhay Esi Bhai-bandi karnay ka Kattun koi shok nahi hay )

Kasim.

) Dear itni ziada gehrai main mat socha karo, Aksar gehraiyon main insan bhatak jata hay.

Regards.



- Safoora - 09-27-2010

lol yaasir bhai kabhi kabhi apne shoq k elawa b kuch kerlia karo P