06-24-2007, 09:17 PM
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<font color="maroon">ALL I CAN DO FOR YA DAD!!</font id="maroon">
An old man lived alone in Palestine. He wanted to dig
his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only
son, who would have helped him, was in an Israeli
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned
his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For
HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's
where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen of Israeli
soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,
without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son
telling him what happened, and asking him what to do
next.
His son's reply was "Now plant your potatoes, Dad.
This is the best I can do for you at this time."</b>
<font color="maroon">ALL I CAN DO FOR YA DAD!!</font id="maroon">
An old man lived alone in Palestine. He wanted to dig
his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only
son, who would have helped him, was in an Israeli
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned
his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For
HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's
where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen of Israeli
soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,
without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son
telling him what happened, and asking him what to do
next.
His son's reply was "Now plant your potatoes, Dad.
This is the best I can do for you at this time."</b>
