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Love Bites
10-01-2003, 05:50 AM
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Love Bites
BOY I can't leave you.
GIRL Do you love me so much?
BOY It's not that. You're standing on my foot<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

BOY May I hold your hand?
GIRL No thanks, it isn't heavy<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

GIRL Did you miss me while I was away?
BOY Were you away?<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

GIRL Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY What time was it?<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

GIRL Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY You love me...<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

GIRL If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY Sure, what's your phone number?<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

GIRL I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

CAROL Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

GIRL Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY Don't you ever want to improve?<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

BOY I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL How soon?<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.

SHARON Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
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