Accountancy Forum

Q. When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A. When he realizes that he does not have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Q. What does an accountant use for birth control?
A. His personality.



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Q. Why did the accountant stare at a glass of orange juice for three hours?
A. Because on the box it said "Concentrate".

Q. What is an actuary?
A. An accountant without the sense of humor.



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Comprehending accountants - 3
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the accountant, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.



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