Question of the Week?

[Humaira]

AOA,
Q1-What if someone died in the living room?
ANS-Then obviously his role is become finished and his relative's role start.
Q2-Do vampires get AIDS?
ANS-No before any case they get a blood test report. [})]
Q3-Do pilots take crash-courses?
ANS-Yea during their training they lean crash-courses.
Q4-Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
ANS-Hhhmm....[8)]...No becoz ab files unzip kernay walay ki bari hoti hai.[8)]
Q5-If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
ANS-As vegetarian eat vegetable n non-vegetarian eats meat ...its there nutrition...same is the case here humanitarian needs Love, Sympathy, Manners n also Islam as a leader in all affairs of life.[)]

" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "

[smurfyazhar]

it was simple .. i got it right in first attempt

Cheers

[accountant1]

good ATTEMPT Ms Humaira



Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


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[Humaira]

AOA,

Q1-Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

ANS-As some antibiotics r made from dead cells of the causing germs same is the case with killers n killing people that when something is crossing its limit, we have to adopt the same way to defend our society or what ever.As "Iron cuts iron".

Q2-Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

ANS-jaisay do bandoon main sulah kerwanay wala teesra banda nahi balkay mid man hota hai issi terha do hands kay dermiyaan middle hand hota hai.

Q3-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

ANS-Becoz lipstick is use for sticking others lips ...so simple[8)].

Q4-If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

ANS-If "C U T" cut then why it is not "P U T" patt ...why it is "put".... same is the case here.

Allah hafiz[)]

" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "

[Muhammad Adnan Arshad]

Q1-Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

ANS-As some antibiotics r made from dead cells of the causing germs same is the case with killers n killing people that when something is crossing its limit, we have to adopt the same way to defend our society or what ever.As "Iron cuts iron".

Q2-Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

ANS-jaisay do bandoon main sulah kerwanay wala teesra banda nahi balkay mid man hota hai issi terha do hands kay dermiyaan middle hand hota hai.

Q3-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

ANS-Becoz lipstick is use for sticking others lips ...so simple.

Q4-If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

ANS-If "C U T" cut then why it is not "P U T" patt ...why it is "put".... same is the case here.


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[Humaira]

AOA[)]

MR Adnan copy paste kernay say acha ho ga ager aap in Questions kay koi aur answers daitay...[)]

OK aLLAH HAFIZ




" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "

[Humaira]

AOA,

plz ans the following questions...


Q1- Convert the following into intelligible words

i)- DOPRU

ii)- CIKQU

iii)- RAOHEL

Q2- Saturday was named after whom?

Q3- A person was escorting a young boy to the market. On being asked by a friend as to who the boy was, the man replied "He is the son of the wife of my mother's only son". What was the boy to the man?

Q4- Re-write the following sentence in the proper order
off the bus stopped the child got.

Answer these Questions n test ur intelligence...after getting the answers of these questions i will write the correct answers...


ok Alla hafiz
but dont forget me in ur prayers "YAAD SAY".


" NOthing in this world can compansate for the loss of self-respect,nobleness of mind and self-honour "

[hanifasif]

A1 - Proud, Quick, Lahore
A2 - Friday
A3 - My Son
A4 - The bus stopped, the child got off