most simple way to join an audit firm as trainee?

[raja asad]

please guide me what is the most simple and result oriented way to join an audit firm as audit trainee?
i would be greatful to you if u,ll describe it as steps.

step#1 -------

step#2 -------

step#3 -------

so on...

[Shahbaz]

step#1 -------Grow up

step#2 -------Take admission in nursery

step#3 -------Get promoted to KG

step#4 -------Get promoted to 1st standard.

step#5 -------Complete your Matriculation.

step#6 -------Complete your Intermediate.

step#7 -------Take admission in some RAET.

step#8 -------Clear all papers of Module A, B, C, and D.

step#9 -------Visit all the firms and ask them for application form.

step#10 ------Submit those forms.

step#11 ------Look for any strong references (highly controversial issue)

step#12 ------Appear in the test and the interviews.

step#13 ------Get passed in all of the above.

Step#14 ------Are you nuts? [P]

[rabia-k]

raja above all pray to Allah. make dua again and again and again in every prayer and in every moment that you get a training contract in an audit firm. definately you will be successful.