07-19-2007, 07:59 PM
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
First guy (proudly) "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
First guy (proudly) "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."