02-29-2004, 10:52 PM
An accountant is walking along the beach when he finds an old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it and suddenly a genie appears.
The genie says, "I am the most powerful genie that ever existed. I have done wonderful things in my time and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one wish."
The accountant is a deeply caring person. He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean and says, "My dearest wish is that you solve the Middle East problem".
The genie strokes his beard and looks worried. "Oh dear, that's a bottler. Those people have been fighting each other for centuries. Everybody has tried to solve that problem without success. I'm not sure I can do any better. You'd better have another wish."
"All right," says the accountant. "The Tax Office have asked me to redesign the Business Activity Statement so that everyone can understand it. Can you help me with that?"
There is a long silence. Finally the genie says, "Let's have a look at that map again."
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT
The genie says, "I am the most powerful genie that ever existed. I have done wonderful things in my time and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one wish."
The accountant is a deeply caring person. He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean and says, "My dearest wish is that you solve the Middle East problem".
The genie strokes his beard and looks worried. "Oh dear, that's a bottler. Those people have been fighting each other for centuries. Everybody has tried to solve that problem without success. I'm not sure I can do any better. You'd better have another wish."
"All right," says the accountant. "The Tax Office have asked me to redesign the Business Activity Statement so that everyone can understand it. Can you help me with that?"
There is a long silence. Finally the genie says, "Let's have a look at that map again."
I lie I steal I cheat So people can feel my LATINO HEAT
