Parody of Poetry/Songs/Dialogues

[Kasim]

1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"



2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...




3. Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpoge kabtak....
Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpoge kabtak....

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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..




4.. Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING




He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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5. Woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
Woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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Ahun ahun ahun
Ahun ahun ahun



6.mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
Mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...




7. Akbar NE kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar NE kharide 3-3 ghode..
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Aja aja dil ni****e ....
Raat ki matki phode...




8.mein hoon yahan TU hai wahan...
Mein hoon yahan TU hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...




9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."




10 . Ratan tata NE establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata NE establish kiya TATA..
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"itni sakti hamen dena data "