How to make 2 + 2 = 5 (or how to be an accountant)

[hanifasif]

So here I am going to prove 2 + 2 = 5

16 – 24 = 4 – 12

(4)(4) – 2(4)(3) = (2)(2) – 2(2)(3)

Adding (3)(3) to both side of the equation

(4)(4) – 2(4)(3) + (3)(3) = (2)(2) – 2(2)(3) + (3)(3)

(4 – 3)(4 - 3) = (2 – 3)(2 – 3)

Taking Square root on both sides, we have

4 – 3 = 2 – 3

1 = - 1

1+1 = 0

2 = 0

Dividing both sides by 2 and later adding 4 to both sides

2/2 = 0

1 = 0

1 + 4 = 0 + 4

5 = 4 or 4 = 5

Or 2 + 2 = 5

So the above proof proves that I am a professional accountant, which in fact I am.

Regards

Asif