01-03-2005, 06:50 AM
Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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