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Accountant's Approach - Why Students Fail?

 
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Accountant's Approach - Why Students Fail?
Muhammad Adnan Arshad
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01-20-2006, 09:41 PM
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because each year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student. Sundays 52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

8 hours daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.

1 hour for daily playing (good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

Two hours daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days.
Balance 96 days.

1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days.
Balance 81 days.

Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays) 40 days.
Balance 6 days.

For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

Movies and functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

& that 1 day is your Birthday.

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02-10-2010, 10:53 PM
very Good! It is really a accountant's approach
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02-10-2010, 10:59 PM
Ye sms mujhe 3 months pehle meri friend ne send kia tha...
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02-10-2010, 11:07 PM
Some of them are just excuses of not studyingp
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02-10-2010, 11:42 PM
<font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ANAM NAZ</i>
<br />Ye sms mujhe 3 months pehle meri friend ne send kia tha...
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Main chahunga k tum Woh sms meraay cell Number per forward ker do [D]
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02-11-2010, 12:09 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yasir_live</i>
<br /><font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ANAM NAZ</i>
<br />Ye sms mujhe 3 months pehle meri friend ne send kia tha...
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Main chahunga k tum Woh sms meraay cell Number per forward ker do [D]
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Anum, 3 saal purana sms 3 months pehle mila lol[8D]

Yasir, chashma lagalo oper parha nahi ke sms pe bhi parna hai [D]
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02-11-2010, 12:35 AM
<font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rabia-k</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yasir_live</i>
<br /><font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ANAM NAZ</i>
<br />Ye sms mujhe 3 months pehle meri friend ne send kia tha...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="size1">

Main chahunga k tum Woh sms meraay cell Number per forward ker do [D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Anum, 3 saal purana sms 3 months pehle mila lol[8D]

Yasir, chashma lagalo oper parha nahi ke sms pe bhi parna hai [D]
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Rabia, Kuch hay jo main ooper nahi perh Saka, Jo Perh sakunga Anaam k Forward Msg main. Aap apni Akal thori si barhaa lijiye meraay chashmaay ki fiker mat kijiyay, main pichlay dus saal say Chashma laga raha hun.

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02-11-2010, 12:48 AM
aisa kya hai ji jo apki akal apko uper nahi perne derahi? ab to cashma aap zaroor badlalo[D]
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02-11-2010, 06:31 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rabia-k</i>
<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yasir_live</i>
<br /><font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ANAM NAZ</i>
<br />Ye sms mujhe 3 months pehle meri friend ne send kia tha...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="size1">

Main chahunga k tum Woh sms meraay cell Number per forward ker do [D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Anum, 3 saal purana sms 3 months pehle mila lol[8D]

Yasir, chashma lagalo oper parha nahi ke sms pe bhi parna hai [D]
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Rabia ab UAE se pohanch nay mai time lagta hai app kay pas 3 sal pehle aya hai or ab yaha pohancha hai.....
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02-11-2010, 06:48 PM
<font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rabia-k</i>
<br />aisa kya hai ji jo apki akal apko uper nahi perne derahi? ab to cashma aap zaroor badlalo[D]
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Tum say kaha to hay main pichlay dus saal say chashmaa laga raha hun, ab tumhain yaqeeen nahi araha to UAE ka visa bhej do wahaan aker tumhain dikha deta hun [D], yeh ehsaan kernay k liay bhi main tyaar hun.

Tum thori si Ziddi bhi ho, Tum nay pichlay dino jo thora bohat forum per likha hay us say mujhay tumhari zehniat ka andaza hua hay werna main tumhain kafi Nice, or Decent samajhta tha.
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02-12-2010, 03:17 AM
Salam,

Well,having fun & crossing the limit r 2 different things!!!

Just a word of CAUTION or maybe a REMINDER if u can call it.
This is by no mean an interruption.......[p]

Regards.
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02-12-2010, 04:21 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yasir_live</i>
<br /><font size="1"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rabia-k</i>
<br />aisa kya hai ji jo apki akal apko uper nahi perne derahi? ab to cashma aap zaroor badlalo[D]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="size1">


Tum say kaha to hay main pichlay dus saal say chashmaa laga raha hun, ab tumhain yaqeeen nahi araha to UAE ka visa bhej do wahaan aker tumhain dikha deta hun [D], yeh ehsaan kernay k liay bhi main tyaar hun.


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Yasir why are you dodging the question ???? [D] i am not interested in knowing the history of your spectacles, its irrelevant to me.
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02-12-2010, 06:23 PM
Kon kaisa woh pata chal he jaata hai, no matter what someone says
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02-13-2010, 07:58 AM
kon ko elaborate to karian hahahaha
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02-13-2010, 08:07 AM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Muhammad Adnan Arshad</i>
<br />It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because each year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student. Sundays 52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

8 hours daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.

1 hour for daily playing (good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

Two hours daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days.
Balance 96 days.

1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days.
Balance 81 days.

Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays) 40 days.
Balance 6 days.

For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

Movies and functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

& that 1 day is your Birthday.

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