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joke
07-29-2003, 03:04 AM,
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Some students were talking about simple question they put to certain professionals.

“What’s two and two?” they asked a statistician. He fiddled with his calculator replying, “I estimate it to be 3.999 recurring.”

“What’s three and three?” they asked a doctor. He thought briefly and flicked through his reference material. I think its six, he said, “but I recommend u obtain a second opinion.

“What’s four plus four?” they asked an accountant. He furrowed his brow, stared into space and then leaned forward and said, “What do u want it to be”
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waqas khalique
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07-30-2003, 02:23 AM,
#2
 
Good one mate!

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07-30-2003, 02:51 AM,
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thanx
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07-30-2003, 10:05 PM,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

S M R
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08-02-2003, 10:42 PM,
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Nice<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

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