04-30-2010, 04:34 PM
<u><b>Software Engineer Husband</b></u>
Husband â hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife â would you like to have some snacks
Husband â hard disk full.
Wife â have you brought the saree.
Husband â bad command or file name.
Wife â but i told you about it in morning
Husband â erroneous syntax, abort,retry,cancel.
Wife â hae bhagwan !forget it whereâs your salary.
Husband â file in use,read only,try after some time.
Wife â atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband â sharing violation,access denied.
Wife â i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband â data type mismatch.
Wife â you are useless.
Husband â by default.
Wife â who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband â system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
Wife â what is the relation between you & your receptionist?
Husband â the only user with write permission.
Wife â what is my value in your life?
Husband â unknown virus detected.
Wife â do you love me or your computer?
Husband â too many parameters.
Wife â i will go to my dads house.
Husband â program performed illegal operation,it will close.
Wife â i will leave you for ever.
Husband â close all programs & log out for another user
Wife â it is worthless talking to you.
Husband â shut down the computer.
Wife â I am going
Husband â its now safe to turn off your computer.
Husband â hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife â would you like to have some snacks
Husband â hard disk full.
Wife â have you brought the saree.
Husband â bad command or file name.
Wife â but i told you about it in morning
Husband â erroneous syntax, abort,retry,cancel.
Wife â hae bhagwan !forget it whereâs your salary.
Husband â file in use,read only,try after some time.
Wife â atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband â sharing violation,access denied.
Wife â i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband â data type mismatch.
Wife â you are useless.
Husband â by default.
Wife â who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband â system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
Wife â what is the relation between you & your receptionist?
Husband â the only user with write permission.
Wife â what is my value in your life?
Husband â unknown virus detected.
Wife â do you love me or your computer?
Husband â too many parameters.
Wife â i will go to my dads house.
Husband â program performed illegal operation,it will close.
Wife â i will leave you for ever.
Husband â close all programs & log out for another user
Wife â it is worthless talking to you.
Husband â shut down the computer.
Wife â I am going
Husband â its now safe to turn off your computer.