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Balance Sheet of Life

 
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Balance Sheet of Life
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11-09-2003, 07:48 AM
Our Birth is our <font color=blue>Opening Balance </font id=blue>! Our Death is our <font color=blue>Closing Balance! </font id=blue>

Our Prejudiced Views are our <font color=blue>Liabilities </font id=blue>, Our Creative Ideas are our <font color=blue>Assets</font id=blue>, Heart is our <font color=blue>Current Asset</font id=blue> , Soul is our <font color=blue>Fixed Asset</font id=blue> , Brain is our <font color=blue>Fixed Deposit </font id=blue>, Thinking is our <font color=blue>Current Account</font id=blue> , Achievements are our <font color=blue>capital</font id=blue> , Character & Morals our <font color=blue>Stock-in-Trade</font id=blue>, Friends are our <font color=blue>General Reserves </font id=blue>, Values & Behaviour are our <font color=blue>Goodwill</font id=blue>, Patience is our <font color=blue>Interest Earned</font id=blue>, Love is our <font color=blue>Dividend</font id=blue> , Children are our <font color=blue>Bonus Issues</font id=blue> , Education is <font color=blue>Brands / Patents </font id=blue>, Knowledge is our <font color=blue>Investment </font id=blue>, Experience is our <font color=blue>Premium Account</font id=blue> ,

<font size=4><font color=red><b>The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.</b></font id=red></font id=size4>

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11-10-2003, 12:05 AM
And what about our wives?<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shy.gif border=0 align=middle>

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11-10-2003, 12:52 AM
vow vow vow.......

did someone say wife,,,,

I tell you they are the unrealised revaluation reserve of husbands,,,, whereby husbands get revalued at the marriage date and the difference is taken to reserves with the hope that sometime this appreciation in family will realise,,,......

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11-10-2003, 12:57 AM
For sarfraz
and by the way,,,, why did you say wives, should have said honourable wife......

smr plz. dont miss out wife in the balance sheet, please consider adjusting journal in the balance sheet of life,,,,remember its double entry bookkeeping, not single entry (incomplete records),,,,

Anyway,,,, SMR,,yours is a good one.

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11-10-2003, 02:53 PM
<font color=red> QURAN </font id=red>describes our scope of <font color=red> BUSINESS</font id=red>.

<font color=red> SUNNAH</font id=red> discribes our <font color=red> BUSINESS STRATEGY</font id=red>.

<font color=red> DUTIES TO ALLAH </font id=red> are our <font color=red> LIABILITIES</font id=red>.

<font color=red> OUR FAMILY, WEALTH, WISDOM, SKILLS KNOWLEDGE </font id=red> etc., are our <font color=red> ASSETS</font id=red>.
<font color=blue> Shatan, worldly lusts, worldly loses and fears, </font id=blue> are the business challenges we face.

<font size=4><font color=green>JANNAH (heaven) and ALLAH'S PLEASURE is our DIVIDEND </font id=green></font id=size4>.

<font size=5><font color=red>The aim is to earn the dividend or you will be doomed to hell.</font id=size5> </font id=red>



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#6
11-10-2003, 05:23 PM
HI
For sarfaraz
wifes
Are Our long Term loan
Girl Friends
Are our
Short Term Loan
Which V Can use accordingly
regards
Ammar

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11-11-2003, 03:13 AM
Hey Hey Hey,
I was expecting the question regarding wives,
Hey people, you will come to know soon, when i ll print "Notes to the accounts",
as wifes are under the head "Contingencies and Commitments"
<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id=quote>quote<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>smr plz. dont miss out wife in the balance sheet, please consider adjusting journal in the balance sheet of life,,,,remember its double entry bookkeeping, not single entry (incomplete records),,,, <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" size=2 id=quote>
Hey Zubair, are u asking me to do window dressing ??? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>


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Edited by - smraza on Nov 10 2003 101951 PM
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12-01-2003, 08:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id=quote>quote<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Hey Hey Hey,
I was expecting the question regarding wives,
Hey people, you will come to know soon, when i ll print "Notes to the accounts",
as wifes are under the head "Contingencies and Commitments"
<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" id=quote>quote<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>smr plz. dont miss out wife in the balance sheet, please consider adjusting journal in the balance sheet of life,,,,remember its double entry bookkeeping, not single entry (incomplete records),,,, <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" size=2 id=quote>
Hey Zubair, are u asking me to do window dressing ??? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>


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Edited by - smraza on Nov 10 2003 101951 PM
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial" size=2 id=quote>

very good smraza
infactt you r the best here<img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>

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12-05-2003, 08:09 PM
AOA
TO ALL
i think wives are our long term assets
coz these are future economic benefits.
when we acqiure them it is a heavy expenditure
then all expense incurr on them should be charged to repair and maintenance account
but a trip to hill station aften increase their performance so benchmark treatment is that this should be capitalized but allowed alternative is that you can debit it to p&l


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