11-07-2003, 05:41 AM
One reason only
Client management to the auditor "If u dont act the way we want u to, then next year we'll get some other auditor. Remember that this is Pakistan u are living in Mr, not the bloody US of A. Nobody including ICAP, SECP or SBP would notice or raise any hue or cry over these petty issues. And if any shareholder in the AGM makes any noise about it, he will be quietened down by our ... ahem... security ppl. So just sign this audit report, take the audit fee and keep your mouth shut."
Auditor to management "Jee sir... jaisa aap kahen. You are maayi baap!"
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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!
Client management to the auditor "If u dont act the way we want u to, then next year we'll get some other auditor. Remember that this is Pakistan u are living in Mr, not the bloody US of A. Nobody including ICAP, SECP or SBP would notice or raise any hue or cry over these petty issues. And if any shareholder in the AGM makes any noise about it, he will be quietened down by our ... ahem... security ppl. So just sign this audit report, take the audit fee and keep your mouth shut."
Auditor to management "Jee sir... jaisa aap kahen. You are maayi baap!"
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Arrrgh... it sure's gonna be mighty rough sailin' today ... mates!
