Fun Corner

[Safoora]

Sister Larka kesa hay?
Brother larka acha hay..engineer hay..Dekhnay me Film ka hero Lagta hay...
Sister konsi Film ka?
Brother PAA! P

[Namia Beera]

Friend If u call ur mother as MUM? wat will u call ur mother's younger nd elder sis?

Sardar MINIMUM, and MAXIMUM []

[Sarfaraz Khan]

DDDDD

[Anamz1]

A girl in train was
Reading a book called.
MEN.
It said ITALIAN MEN R
THE MOST CHARMING N
PAKISTANI MEN R THE
MOST HANDSOME IN THE
WORLD.
A man sitting beside her
Was also reading that
Book secretly. After
Sometime the girl
Turned to him n asked
his name. He said
“ANTONIO WARRIACH”

[Safoora]

* MoSt HeaRt TouchinG LinE in ThE World*







































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PleAse Recharge Your Account And Try Again D

[Safoora]

Bap beta aaj tak tumne aisa koi kaam nai kia jis se mera Sar Ouncha hugaya hoo

Beta yaad karain papa..aik dafa mene ap k sar k neechay 3 takiye rakhay thay p

[Safoora]

Height Of Confidence!

Once Many Professors wer called and asked to sit in an aeroplane


After they sat, they were informed that the plance is made by their Students!


all of them ran and got out of plane except one...

People asked him the reason, he said

If its made by my students IT WONT EVEN START D

[Safoora]

A call centre operator for electricity company, once had a woman call to ask if they could turn off the power to her house because she was now at work and had realised she'd left the curling iron on.

[Kasim]

Naraz female friend ko mananay k liyeah usay yeah sms subah k waqt kijeah

Malka Alia

App jab

apni sultanat-a-waseeh-o-areez k ghambeer masaeeel apni akal-mutakabir say hal kr k
apni dollat-a-karoon k khazanooo k anbar pay phudak phudak k
apnay husn-a-baypanaaah wa hosh raba main mazeed bijliyaan download ker k
apnay faraghat k haseen-o-jameel lamhaaat guzarr k

bore ho rahi hoon tu

is khaaksaar ko
dil-a-baykaraar ko
banda-a-baykaar ko

apnay robarooo paish honay ka
apni khidmat main haziri daynay ka
do char pal ki khushiyaan laynay ka

mouqa atta ker k

is na cheez pay
hasti-a-zareef pay

ahsaan-a-azeem ker k

apnay zaraf a alishaan ka
akhouwat a pakistan ka (onlyif agger koi or line mil nahi rahi hoo)

izhaar kertay howay

apnay
malka-a-mauffi (miss forgiveness) honay k khitaab (write the best feauter u have found in her here) ko apmay iqbal a buland say muafiq honay ka sabout faraham ker dijeah ga

takay sanad rahay or bawakat a zaroorat kaam aye

in shorts i mean
o madam when u wakeup and dont feel angry upon me anymore sms me LOLz

Aggar phir bhi woe sang dil haseena raam na hoot u app mijh say private main advice lay saktay hain lolz
Hanss main iss liyeah raha hoon k

kon(me) kia keh raha hay lolz

regards

[Sarfaraz Khan]

bhai a to paka breakup karwao gai O

[Kasim]

yar abb tum tu dil na toroo na mera
main nay itna time laga k soacha tha and likha tha yeah sub
ous nay bhi aggay say koi level ka jawab nahi diyeah tha
buss bateesiii k dant ginwa diyeah thay lolz

[Safoora]

Father to Son agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhe apna baap mat kehna!

next day...

Father kia bana Result ka..??

Son bs Mushtaq bhai mat puchoo... pehla sawal hi yahi tha k ' KIS NE KAHA THA PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KAM KERDO??P

[Sarfaraz Khan]

ahhahahahahahhahaha D tide D

[Safoora]

Modern Dictionary

MUHABBAT jis k dam se restaurants abaad hain.P

STUDENT mustaqbil ka berozgaar

PARDA jisay larkiyan khirki pe daal ti hain P

KITAB waqt zaya kernay ka zariya

DIL bagher operation k b kisi ko de sekte hain

COLLEGE tafreeh gah!!

[Safoora]

hamari muhabbat ka imtehan mat lo 'FARAZ" ki behan FARZANA!!

hamary pehlay hi imtehaan honay walay hain SALANA [p][D]