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#376
10-26-2010, 10:11 PM
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
......“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page..
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
.
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Retail Price Rs 30/-OOO
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#377
10-26-2010, 10:13 PM

Hummmmm.....

Lakin woh maza phir bhi nahi ayaa jo safoora k lateefon main hay ) ) )

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#378
10-26-2010, 10:18 PM
Phool wAla .. sAhab ye phool apnI gf k liye lay jao

adMi .. meri koi gf nahi ha

phool wala .. phir apni mengatar k liye lay jao
...
admi .. meri koi mengatr bhi nahi ha

phool wala .. toh apni bv k liye lay jao ..

admi .. meri koi bv bhi nahi ha ..

phool wala .. Aye duniYA k khusH kismAt insaan meri taraf se ye phool muft le ja P p
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#379
10-26-2010, 10:20 PM
memon brabar walon se zara iodex lana
Wife wo log nhn daingey
Memon han baray hi kanjoos log hain.....................
chalo apni almari se nikal lo Wink
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#380
10-26-2010, 10:26 PM
KID-
DAD Ager Apko Pata Chale K Me 1st Division Pas Hua
To Apko Kesa Lage Ga

...DAD-
Me To Khushi Say Pagal Ho Jaunga.

KID-
Bussss...

Isi DAR Se Me FAIL Hogya ;D ;D
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#381
10-26-2010, 11:35 PM
Safoora -| meri jokerP where are ur jokes ! P
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#382
10-26-2010, 11:55 PM
Hmmmm missing safoora's jokes......
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#383
10-27-2010, 03:21 AM
Party join kerne ka shukria P P P P
Ali RAZA
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#384
10-27-2010, 04:56 AM
sitara....nice jokes...magar aap na kabhi apna introduction nahi karaya..aur itnay kam waqt ma itni sari post..
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#385
10-27-2010, 05:06 AM
bhai jan yeah shareefon ki jagah hai P
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#386
10-27-2010, 02:27 PM
tu phir tum kia kar rahe ho yahan DDDD...

safoora i missssssssssssssssssssssss u '(999999999
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#387
10-27-2010, 03:26 PM

Yaar safoora kahin tap tu nahi gai ( safoora kahan ho dear.........Apnay lateefay lao market main.

Sitara.

Aap nay bhi akhir thak-haar k maan hi lia.........

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#388
10-27-2010, 09:29 PM
safoora ajkal sajde kerahi hia 16 ko usska result haina PPPPPP sare gunahun ki maafi mangli hugi abhi tak ussne P
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#389
10-28-2010, 01:53 PM
@ raza.. haan kuch aisa hi ker ri hoonp
@ yasir and sarfraz bhai

yaar bas itnii koi stupid classes ki schedules hain subha 8 se sham 7 baje tak... then buses k dhakhay khanay k baad tu bilkul himmat nai rehti.. well aj off hay tu m here..P
lateefay tu zada nai hain as mera mobile hi kharab hugaya hay S

and yaar pleez bakion k b lateefon pe hasa kerooo P ab dekho mera mobile hi kharab hugaya P samjha kero yar P
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#390
10-28-2010, 01:55 PM
Dont steal
Dont lie
Dont kill
&
Dont Cheat



Coz..


The Government doesnt like competition!![p]
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