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#571
11-08-2010, 11:55 PM
Marnay k baad b uska Anghoota hilta raha FARAZ...

Aadat jo par gai thi Rs.7 mai 1000 sms kernay ki..

DJUICE ONE PLACE ITS FUN TO BE YOUNG!!! P
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#572
11-09-2010, 12:03 AM
Mom Joined Facebook...

Kid's StatusWTF

Mom Comments wats WTF?

KId Welcome To Facebook P
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#573
11-09-2010, 12:06 AM
Real Joke

Paksitan is the only country where


An organization spends Millions on Advertisement To reduce the Use of their Product!!


GEO WAPDA/KESC!!
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#574
11-09-2010, 12:08 AM
Jo ankhon se hamesha rehtay hain Dour..

WAh WAh...

Jo ankhon se hamesha Rehtay ahin Dour...

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Woh Question Exams me atay hain Zaroor P
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#575
11-09-2010, 03:35 PM
Killing English ……

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”
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Class teacher once said
” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”
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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood…
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”
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My manager started like this
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”
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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board
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“will u hang that calendar or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells …
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”
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#576
11-09-2010, 04:19 PM


Hehehe.........mujhay tu lagta hay yeh aap hi ki english mistakes hain kai saalon pehlay ki.

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#577
11-09-2010, 10:51 PM
Urdu Teacher grammer parhatay huay
"shakila har larkay se baat karti hay"
is jumlay me Shakila kia hay??

Pathan "Shakila bagherat ka bachi hay"
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#578
11-09-2010, 10:54 PM
In Pakistan year 2015

Woh Dekho!!!
Ammi
Abbu
Bahyya..
Baji...
Sab jaldii aoooo

Woh Dekhoooo!!

Wahan 1 ghar me Light jal rai hay....
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#579
11-10-2010, 05:01 AM

Hehehe........Woh ek ghar mera khayal hay Bilawal ka hoga.........I mean Bilawal house.

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#580
11-10-2010, 01:28 PM
DDDD
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#581
11-10-2010, 03:03 PM
Ek admi aadhi raat ko apni moti wife se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theak hay ya ek dam?
Wife Ek dam!
aadmi to apni dosri tang bhi mujh per rakh do!!
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#582
11-10-2010, 03:05 PM
Aik Pathan Apny Baap Ki Qaber Per Gaya Or Haal Chaal Pocha
Qaber Se Koi Awaaz Na Aae
Pathan Qaber Per Likh Ker Chla Gaya ...........
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Aisa Kero Gay Tu Kon Aay Ga !
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#583
11-10-2010, 04:32 PM
passenger tum nay mairay jeb me hath kio dala? pathan muje machis chahiye thi. passenger tum muj say mang saktay thay. pathan hum ajnabi say baat nahi kerta.
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#584
11-10-2010, 05:20 PM
Definition of Charted Accountant


Charted Accountant is an individual who has maximum market value, when he is fully depreciated P
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#585
11-10-2010, 07:10 PM
DDDDD good one...
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