Joke: Kitnay aadmi thay

[Muhammad Adnan Arshad]

Gabber Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha Sardar Do,
Gabber Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.

[Schuaeb]

Was this a joke

[Muhammad Ahmad]

Patient Doctor, mere dant main dard hai
dentist Ch. Sb aap ka dant nikalwana perra ga
patient dr. dard too nahin ho ga?
dentist ch. sb , bilkul naheen,
Patient accha, phir pehlee mere nookar RAMZOO ka dant nikallo, aagar is ko dard na howwa to main bhi dant niklwa loon ga!
(Dentist RamZOO ka dant Nikall daitta hai)
Patient aapne nokar ramzoo se, RamZOO dard tu naheen howa?
Ramzoo Naheen ch. Sb,
Patient Dentist se,Accha dr sb, mujhee arram aagaya hai!!!

[Muhammad Adnan Arshad]

Schuaeb Brother! aap yaqeenun chund din tuk hasaain gay iss joke per, agar waqa' hee aapko samaj aa gia warna.............(;-)

[Schuaeb]

Mujhay samjh naheen aaya and probably masla mere samjhne ja he hay so please xplain

[Schuaeb]

please sumbudy xplain

[Schuaeb]

No i think nothin is wrong with me, both of these joke are for geeks

[Muhammad Ahmad]

SMILE!
Give It,
Get It,
Even when the time is Short,
Even when The Life Is hard,
Even When there Is No joke,
Even When There is No ROck,
Therefore,
KEEP SMILLING

[Muhammad Ahmad]

Arre Mian Hanste rahoo........[D][D][D]........Ya duniyan hansane wallon ka hi sath daitte hai
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[Schuaeb]

Mr. Ahman itna hasoo gay tou lag pagal kahain gay, bilawaja hansnaa acha nahin hota

[Muhammad Adnan Arshad]

baat samaj aayaay, aur phir b naa hansnaa.... yeh b tu bai-waqooofee hai naaa.... aur ooper saay phir yeh kehna k mujhaay tu samaj hee nahi aayeee, koi hai tu samjaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaay....
(;-) heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[Schuaeb]

apnay last post main i rote kay baat main koi khas samjhne wali baat hi nahin, or agar in batoon per ab bhi app ko hasi aati hay then u need to grow or sum1 can easily doubt ukr mental health, (Just kiddin)

[Muhammad Ahmad]

Jiss ne hansana hai hanse, Jiss ne Roona hai roo Day!,But dnt be a KID,

Regards
Keep Smilling
Just Like Fllowers
As, when they Smile,
The WHoll world Smile wth them!

[Schuaeb]

Ahmed bhai kia keh sakta hoon main appki danish say bharpoor baton per, vohi mashwara hay jo main nay last post main dia tha
GROW UP PLEASE

[Muhammad Adnan Arshad]

meray bhai 'SCHUAEB",
------billa shhuuba aap baay aeb/aib hon gaay--------
laikin buss aap mujhaay yeh bata dain k aap naay yeh forum apnay ghussaay ki bharhhaas nikalnaay kay liyaay join kiyaa hai yaaa phirrr........
come on relax yaar! be cool & calm in your posts & be friendly with other members of this forum.