12-30-2004, 10:39 PM
Gates Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused) Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating) Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy) do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(Heavily Sweating) The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy) I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."
Ace
Laloo Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused) Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating) Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy) do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(Heavily Sweating) The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy) I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."
Ace
