12-31-2004, 10:21 PM
The most romantic first line and most unromantic second
1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
2- After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4- I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8- Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
9- I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life
11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
13-I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
14-My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
15-My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Ace
1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
2- After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4- I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8- Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
9- I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life
11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
13-I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
14-My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
15-My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Ace
